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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 15 @ 1:14 AM ET
He can stay in Buffalo,Oil are fine with goaltending there's nothing wrong going on with the Oil,what Buffalo and other teams are seen with the Oil goalies is just a mirage
- AlEx_OiL


I can confirm that this is 100% correct! This is merely a brilliant coaching strategy created by one Dallas mutha (frank)in' Eakins. Basically, the Oilers instructed their goaltenders to be absolute sh1t for the first 10 games of the season. This will undoubtedly create a false sense of security in any team facing the Oilers... The Oilers are basically sacrificing the first 10 games, knowing that by implementing this system, they will easily acquire 110-120 points in the remaining 72 games of the season. Yes, teams will realize that they are dangerous after the Oilers go on a 30-0 run, however, the "false security" effect will still linger in the minds of opposing teams for (and this has been scientifically proven) 381 days!!!

There you have it, folks! The Oilers are not a bunch of tards after all. They're actually a group of geniuses!
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Oct 15 @ 1:15 AM ET
yes we do.
- nagasadow

what for?

we could he have done in any of the games we've played thus far that brown or gazdic haven't done? and they can also make some sort of actual HOCKEY impact.
in what game were we mercilessly pushed around and didn't push back abit?
in what game would Macintyre've made a difference?

for the first time in a long time, the oilers have abit of push back and aren't a total pushover. we don't need a true cementhead.
if we play a team and take a beating with a bunch of cheapshots, we'll dress him for the next matchup. until then. press box
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:16 AM ET
I can confirm that this is 100% correct! This is merely a brilliant coaching strategy created by one Dallas mutha (frank)in' Eakins. Basically, the Oilers instructed their goaltenders to be absolute sh1t for the first 10 games of the season. This will undoubtedly create a false sense of security in any team facing the Oilers... The Oilers are basically sacrificing the first 10 games, knowing that by implementing this system, they will easily acquire 110-120 points in the remaining 72 games of the season. Yes, teams will realize that they are dangerous after the Oilers go on a 30-0 run, however, the "false security" effect will still linger in the minds of opposing teams for (and this has been scientifically proven) 381 days!!!

There you have it, folks! The Oilers are not a bunch of tards after all. They're actually a group of geniuses!

- laughs2907

SiloCity
Location: McDavid or whoever is not going to make a difference for a couple years if that-SABRES89, NY
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 15 @ 1:16 AM ET
Miller Pysyc and M. Foligno for Yak....maybeeeeeeeeeeee
- AlEx_OiL


Pysyk is a stud so far this season. With our insane troubles in our own end hes actually a bright spot. Foligno is a lifer in Buffalo. Kid just fits well with the city. I know you gotta give to get but I wouldn't do that deal. For Buffalos sake it would be a lateral move going forward.
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:16 AM ET
what for?

we could he have done in any of the games we've played thus far? that brown or gazdic haven't done?
in what game were we mercilessly pushed around and didn't push back abit?
in what game would Macintyre've made a difference?

for the first time in a long time, the oilers have abit of push back and aren't a total pushover. we don't need a true cementhead.
if we play a team and take a beating with a bunch of cheapshots, we'll dress him for the next matchup. until then. press box

- hugefemale dog77

agree 1000%
Jeffmt
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 10.11.2006

Oct 15 @ 1:17 AM ET
I can confirm that this is 100% correct! This is merely a brilliant coaching strategy created by one Dallas mutha (frank)in' Eakins. Basically, the Oilers instructed their goaltenders to be absolute sh1t for the first 10 games of the season. This will undoubtedly create a false sense of security in any team facing the Oilers... The Oilers are basically sacrificing the first 10 games, knowing that by implementing this system, they will easily acquire 110-120 points in the remaining 72 games of the season. Yes, teams will realize that they are dangerous after the Oilers go on a 30-0 run, however, the "false security" effect will still linger in the minds of opposing teams for (and this has been scientifically proven) 381 days!!!

There you have it, folks! The Oilers are not a bunch of tards after all. They're actually a group of geniuses!

- laughs2907


So simple. So brilliant.

Even with this information it's probably already too late to stop the Oilers.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 15 @ 1:17 AM ET
Miller is a flake? Dude has played for one team for his entire career and any speculation of him wanting out is just that. He gets a bad wrap for being a head case because of our idiot fan base gets all cagey once poop hits the fan and they need a scapegoat
- SiloCity


OMFG, Ryan Miller is a poster on Hockeybuzz!

How are you, Ryan?
GilPerreault11
Buffalo Sabres
Location: IL
Joined: 07.21.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:17 AM ET
Miller has a list(NTC) of teams he will accept a trade to....

Oilers are FK'd..No way they on his list.......

- Fruitcakenipple


There isn't a huge market for goalies, many teams already are set in goal. Miller has to go where the work and money is.

If Pysyk were to be in a package for Yakupov the Oilers would be very happy with him. He's played like 30 games in the NHL and he is rock solid already. He would kill penalties and play on the PP, great skater, strong shot. I think he has more value than Myers now.
SiloCity
Location: McDavid or whoever is not going to make a difference for a couple years if that-SABRES89, NY
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 15 @ 1:18 AM ET
OMFG, Ryan Miller is a poster on Hockeybuzz!

How are you, Ryan?

- laughs2907


Im rich and my wifes a dime so pretty good
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:19 AM ET
So simple. So brilliant.

Even with this information it's probably already too late to stop the Oilers.

- Jeffmt

nagasadow
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 09.30.2013

Oct 15 @ 1:20 AM ET
what for?

we could he have done in any of the games we've played thus far that brown or gazdic haven't done? and they can also make some sort of actual HOCKEY impact.
in what game were we mercilessly pushed around and didn't push back abit?
in what game would Macintyre've made a difference?

for the first time in a long time, the oilers have abit of push back and aren't a total pushover. we don't need a true cementhead.
if we play a team and take a beating with a bunch of cheapshots, we'll dress him for the next matchup. until then. press box

- hugefemale dog77

goal tender because then every team in the league would be afraid of scoring on him

No I was just wondering though
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Oct 15 @ 1:20 AM ET
Im rich and my wifes a dime so pretty good
- SiloCity


Yeah but you're ugly as sin.
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:20 AM ET
There isn't a huge market for goalies, many teams already are set in goal. Miller has to go where the work and money is.

If Pysyk were to be in a package for Yakupov the Oilers would be very happy with him. He's played like 30 games in the NHL and he is rock solid already. He would kill penalties and play on the PP, great skater, strong shot. I think he has more value than Myers now.

- GilPerreault11



Miller can do that next summer...He doesn't have to accept a trade now especially if its a team he doesnt want to play with.....

Flyers would be all over Miller come July 1...
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:21 AM ET
goal tender because then every team in the league would be afraid of scoring on him

No I was just wondering though

- nagasadow

Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Oct 15 @ 1:21 AM ET

- abware



There goes that idea. I always wondered the same.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 15 @ 1:21 AM ET
So simple. So brilliant.

Even with this information it's probably already too late to stop the Oilers.

- Jeffmt


The plan is already in motion... Jeff, they're winning the cup this year. It's coming back to Canada, Jeff
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Oct 15 @ 1:22 AM ET
Im rich and my wifes a dime so pretty good
- SiloCity



well played ryan. well played
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:22 AM ET
Miller can do that next summer...He doesn't have to accept a trade now especially if its a team he doesnt want to play with.....

Flyers would be all over Dubnyk come July 1...

- Fruitcakenipple

AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:22 AM ET
The plan is already in motion... Jeff, they're winning the cup this year. It's coming back to Canada, Jeff
- laughs2907

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 15 @ 1:27 AM ET
Im rich and my wifes a dime so pretty good
- SiloCity


That's awesome, man!

I thought you were a little bit of a knob during the lockout, but I respect your passion for the game.

I wish you all the best
SiloCity
Location: McDavid or whoever is not going to make a difference for a couple years if that-SABRES89, NY
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 15 @ 1:27 AM ET
Yeah but you're ugly as sin.
- DTF69


still loaded

still droppin miller time on my supermodel wifes face
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:28 AM ET

- AlEx_OiL



Nice try...
deks1
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 02.13.2012

Oct 15 @ 1:28 AM ET
There isn't a huge market for goalies, many teams already are set in goal. Miller has to go where the work and money is.

If Pysyk were to be in a package for Yakupov the Oilers would be very happy with him. He's played like 30 games in the NHL and he is rock solid already. He would kill penalties and play on the PP, great skater, strong shot. I think he has more value than Myers now.

- GilPerreault11


well then...myers, girgensons for yak, n.schultz, jones, elc b prospect?
SiloCity
Location: McDavid or whoever is not going to make a difference for a couple years if that-SABRES89, NY
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 15 @ 1:29 AM ET
That's awesome, man!

I thought you were a little bit of a knob during the lockout, but I respect your passion for the game.

I wish you all the best

- laughs2907


respect
AlEx_OiL
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Machu Picchu, AB
Joined: 02.28.2011

Oct 15 @ 1:30 AM ET
Well guys is movie time,But I will be back tomorrow after watching that 3D movie Oilers vs Penguins and I say 3D cause the score against the Oil might reach 3Digits...........
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