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nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Oct 7 @ 3:57 PM ET
I think our coach needs a Snickers...


UP HIS ASS!

- laughs2907


Snickers typically come out of the ass.
JLO961
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MTL, QC
Joined: 01.16.2013

Oct 7 @ 3:59 PM ET
Dear lord, they found somebody worst than Cloutier
- HardPuck


WTF? That was a good piece he wrote.

There should be more emphasis on Dubnyk however, and he should not start another game until Labarbarelladingdong loses the net. I have a feeling Labarbarello is our guy fir a while.
Detention_Hall
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer, AB
Joined: 02.16.2011

Oct 7 @ 4:01 PM ET
Read the blog and you'll understand.
- laughs2907


Ever try catching a greased pig? It's not easy. Dubnyk sucked in game 1 and 2 but saying that he couldn't stop a greased pig isn't exactly saying he was bad.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:02 PM ET
Ever try catching a greased pig? It's not easy. Dubnyk sucked in game 1 and 2 but saying that he couldn't stop a greased pig isn't exactly saying he was bad.
- Detention_Hall


I know it didn't make sense... That what the poster (msullyhockey) was saying.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:05 PM ET
Man I love/loved this movie...

Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Oct 7 @ 4:09 PM ET
Ever try catching a greased pig? It's not easy. Dubnyk sucked in game 1 and 2 but saying that he couldn't stop a greased pig isn't exactly saying he was bad.
- Detention_Hall

He is more of a sheep man.
Detention_Hall
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Red Deer, AB
Joined: 02.16.2011

Oct 7 @ 4:11 PM ET
I know it didn't make sense... That what the poster (msullyhockey) was saying.
- laughs2907


I was agreeing with the poster.
Ryan Garner
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 10.26.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:14 PM ET
Yes, greased pigs are hard to hold, but I think people are focusing on the wrong part of the sentence. Have you seen how big Dubnyk is? Have you seen how big a dishwasher is? Is it unrealistic to think that Dubnyk should be able to prevent any animal, greased or not, from running into a dishwasher?
whipper334
Calgary Flames
Location: The man they call Reveen!!
Joined: 01.06.2010

Oct 7 @ 4:15 PM ET
I think our coach needs a Snickers...


UP HIS ASS!

- laughs2907

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:17 PM ET
I was agreeing with the poster.
- Detention_Hall


Than we all agree...

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:18 PM ET
Yes, greased pigs are hard to hold, but I think people are focusing on the wrong part of the sentence. Have you seen how big Dubnyk is? Have you seen how big a dishwasher is? Is it unrealistic to think that Dubnyk should be able to prevent any animal, greased or not, from running into a dishwasher?
- Ryan Garner


Am I the only one who is incredibly turned on by this.

Be back in 5, guys
The-O-G
Calgary Flames
Joined: 11.29.2011

Oct 7 @ 4:21 PM ET
Yes, greased pigs are hard to hold, but I think people are focusing on the wrong part of the sentence. Have you seen how big Dubnyk is? Have you seen how big a dishwasher is? Is it unrealistic to think that Dubnyk should be able to prevent any animal, greased or not, from running into a dishwasher?
- Ryan Garner


So Dubnyk is good??????
whipper334
Calgary Flames
Location: The man they call Reveen!!
Joined: 01.06.2010

Oct 7 @ 4:26 PM ET
So Dubnyk is good??????
- The-O-G

Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Oct 7 @ 4:30 PM ET

- whipper334

Christ calgary fans are infecting the thread.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Oct 7 @ 4:37 PM ET
Am I the only one who is incredibly turned on by this.

Be back in 5, guys

- laughs2907

You are twisted indiviual and I like it.
whipper334
Calgary Flames
Location: The man they call Reveen!!
Joined: 01.06.2010

Oct 7 @ 4:41 PM ET
Christ calgary fans are infecting the thread.
- Yeti1181

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 4:43 PM ET
You are twisted indiviual and I like it.
- Yeti1181


Totally agree... Part 2 was entertaining as well

nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Oct 7 @ 4:51 PM ET
Ever try catching a greased pig? It's not easy. Dubnyk sucked in game 1 and 2 but saying that he couldn't stop a greased pig isn't exactly saying he was bad.
- Detention_Hall


Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Oct 7 @ 5:00 PM ET
ITS A NUGEMAS MIRACLE!!!!
- Matt_Henderson




Fukk yeah
Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Oct 7 @ 5:01 PM ET
Hamilton-Arco-Yakupov.

Jesus, Nail - I'm so sorry.

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 7 @ 5:07 PM ET
Hamilton-Arco-Yakupov.

Jesus, Nail - I'm so sorry.

- Salvo


They should use him on the 4th line as a fighter.
geta02it
Calgary Flames
Location: AB
Joined: 11.10.2007

Oct 7 @ 5:08 PM ET
Christ calgary fans are infecting the thread.
- Yeti1181

says the guy with the split personality...
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Oct 7 @ 5:18 PM ET
says the guy with the split personality...
- geta02it



Fukin yoda
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Oct 7 @ 5:23 PM ET


Fukin yoda

- Lahey

Jesus christ you re still here.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Oct 7 @ 5:33 PM ET
Jesus christ you re still here.
- Yeti1181

I linger like cheap toilet paper to hairy asses
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