Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

DShiddy and Scooby hate eachother team chemistry out the window.

DShiddy and Scooby hate eachother team chemistry out the window.
- Boinker

I hardly think the goalie coach and first line RW would interact much, they probably don't even know the other exists...

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

You forgot our enforcer Chompsy

"I know you are probably going to ask about 15 questions about shot blocking,"Tortorella said. "Alex Burrows made the right play and if he doesn't make that play, he'd probably never play a 5-on-3 again here, so don't turn it into that. It was the right play. Injuries happen in a lot of different ways, so we'll continue to try to play defense – not just shot block – play defense the way you are supposed to."

You forgot our enforcer Chompsy
- thundachunk

was I at 23? Not sure, hard to remember everyone...

So is Jensen healthy? This would be a good spot to put him in the line up in a top 6 roll.

One dirty play from either team and this probably does turn into a poopshow. Should be good.
- doon

I trust you're not saying Kassian's 'play' on Gagner was dirty -- it wasn't. It was lazy, irresponsible, out of control, reckless, and braindead...but not dirty.

Having our top two centers out will hurt us, but it should be a good game.

I hope to see Torts vs Eakins at some point.
- laughs2907

Winner takes on Roy?

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

I almost hate that drop pass as much as I hate Bob Barker

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran



Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

Best post of the year

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

Only problem is part of that lineup is currently suspended (ie.banned)....

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

Great, I'm the first one fired.

Only problem is part of that lineup is currently suspended (ie.banned)....
- Iggysbff

That's to be expected

I guess that's where Chompsy and Hillbilly get in the lineup

That's to be expected

I guess that's where Chompsy and Hillbilly get in the lineup
- 1970vintage

I hope we all play like bastards

Great, I'm the first one fired.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Don't know, the GM is kind of on the hot seat right now, and I'm pretty sure ownership had a hand in bringing you in...

Apparently he was limping, so I assume his leg? Maybe from the most over-hyped media term I've ever heard "blocking shots' I swear to god if I hear that one more time on the radio I'll flip.
- Boinker

I agree. Now... if a puck hits a Canuck it Tort's fault.

Canucks were 3rd least shots blocked last year. They should be expected to block more. Canucks lack of scoring is often the result of their shots being blocked. If our team is fragile to the point that we need to hide from shots,,, then its totally pathetic.

Don't know, the GM is kind of on the hot seat right now, and I'm pretty sure ownership had a hand in bringing you in...
- 1970vintage

Well if I'm the coach I'd put the twins together with Bloated.

Scooby/Dshiddy/Bloated

Best post of the year

- VANTEL

By a long shot.

Well if I'm the coach I'd put the twins together with Bloated.

Scooby/Dshiddy/Bloated
- A_SteamingLombardi

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

the donkey is a great skater (all that lower leg strength) and back checks like @$@#$. His plus-minus was excellent last year on a defensively inept Kazakhstan national team

Booth< Heatly Risk for Risk and also possible reward for reward both ways.

Booth< Heatly Risk for Risk and also possible reward for reward both ways.
- thundachunk

Not sure Canucks could make the cap work, Heatley is $7.5 this year. Booner, you picking up the phone?

Could they have chosen a worse photo?

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM
- 1970vintage

Well done, my friend, well done!

You forgot our enforcer Chompsy
- thundachunk

Im still unsigned, haggling with management over my twitter handle.....