I predict Eager is going to cost the Oil the game tonight.
- docmorgan

Isn't he in the minors?

Do you think Roy has started a new craze? Dueling coaches ( background deliverance music)
- VANTEL

(frank), I hope so!

They should have a 30 coach Royal Rumble... The winner gets an automatic spot in the playoffs.

(frank), I hope so!

They should have a 30 coach Royal Rumble... The winner gets an automatic spot in the playoffs.
- laughs2907

I did see Torts sniffiing HGH ,he is afraid of needles.

(frank), I hope so!

They should have a 30 coach Royal Rumble... The winner gets an automatic spot in the playoffs.
- laughs2907

Steve Mac for coach

With all the suspensions and injuries this will be our starting line up tonight.

Sedin Sedin (Tort's gardener ) Felipe Rodriquez
Greenman 1 Greenman 2 Hansen
Higgins Kesler Sestitio
50/50 draw ticket girl Arlene Santorelli Richardson.
- VANTEL

Is the 50/50 chick hot?

I said it before the pre-season, the two teams the canucks will have trouble with will be SJ and EDM. We don't seem to match up well.
- bloatedmosquito

I hope that's still true this year.

so who plays with the twins when Burrows and Edward Hockeystickhands are out?

Is the 50/50 chick hot?
- Aetherial

She looks like Kesler ,so to Nucker 101 yes , to the rest of us probably not.

I hope that's still true this year.

so who plays with the twins when Burrows and Edward Hockeystickhands are out?
- BigDre

They should have picked up Eager.

She looks like Kesler ,so to Nucker 101 yes , to the rest of us probably not.
- VANTEL

I hope that's still true this year.

so who plays with the twins when Burrows and Edward Hockeystickhands are out?
- BigDre

Hansen or Booth

Torts has been named honorary co president at the Vancouver Crutches Institute.

The problem is there is an idiot like Eager on every team.
- thundachunk

He's not a goon though; goons may be cheap but they actually do something about it.

I did see Torts sniffiing HGH ,he is afraid of needles.
- VANTEL

She looks like Kesler ,so to Nucker 101 yes , to the rest of us probably not.
- VANTEL

With all the suspensions and injuries this will be our starting line up tonight.

Sedin Sedin (Tort's gardener ) Felipe Rodriquez
Greenman 1 Greenman 2 Hansen
Higgins Kesler Sestitio
50/50 draw ticket girl Arlene Santorelli Richardson.
- VANTEL

Someone needs to repost the Canucks lineup using us regs.

I predict win one /lose one . Not close games.
- VANTEL

4-2 Edmonton
3-0 Calgary

Jeff Paterson‏@patersonjeff2m
Torts: Burrows will not play. Out for a few weeks #Canucks
- VANTEL

Awesome!! I knew I was going to love this shot-blocking strategy.

Awesome!! I knew I was going to love this shot-blocking strategy.
- Marwood

It will be interesting to see the line combinations. Too bad Schroeder is still hurt. Nothing like some early season adversity to pull the team together. Too bad we don't have Ballard to move up to the wing, jk.

So what is burrows injury? He took a puck in the face... but seemed fine aside from some minor visor cuts...

She looks like Kesler ,so to Nucker 101 yes , to the rest of us probably not.
- VANTEL

El fuego.

So what is burrows injury? He took a puck in the face... but seemed fine aside from some minor visor cuts...
- boonerbuck

Apparently he was limping, so I assume his leg? Maybe from the most over-hyped media term I've ever heard "blocking shots' I swear to god if I hear that one more time on the radio I'll flip.

Someone needs to repost the Canucks lineup using us regs.
- DariusKnight

Fosco / DCT / DShiddy - Two cerebral players and a sh!t disturber
RFA4Eva / Nucker101 / DK - speedy but awkward, non-playmaking C and a brute
VANTEL / Bieksa#3 / Annoyance - no explanation needed really, nastiest line in hockey
Marwood / Vintage / Lefty - too stoned, slow or drunk, but give it their all every shift
Hillbillydeluxe - still earning a full time roster spot

AlexF / thundachunk - calm and excitable
Bloated / ChestRockwell - did he really make that drop pass and the shot blocker
Vancity787 / KB3P0 - solid third pairing with the bomb from the point.
Ser Hog - chomping at the bit to get in the game, but donkey love is holding him back.

Docmorgan - wily veteran
Carol - the rookie

Behind the Bench:
A_SteamingLombardi - HC
Boinker - PP
Beatle_John - defence
Scooby_Doo - Goalie coach
Booner - GM

So what is burrows injury? He took a puck in the face... but seemed fine aside from some minor visor cuts...
- boonerbuck

He also took one of the inside of his ankle I think, and a couple to the gut area. But who knows.

I would be surprised to see Lack so early in the season, I bet Luongo plays both ends of the back to back, especially with so little travel in between.

Two big wins in the battle against Alberta, 8-1 tonight, 2-1 tomorrow.