I guess the good news is that we're only down by a single PP goal, despite playing like ass.

The Corsi nut-huggers are probably furiously hammering away at the keys on their calculators, trying to make sense of this.

"These luck numbers are off the charts!”
- Leeman4Gilmour

I wish Ray Ferraro would just STFU!

I'd rather listen to cats burning alive.
- sloppyseconds2

I've never agreed with anything more in my entire life

This team would be in big trouble without PH9

I wish Ray Ferraro would just STFU!

I'd rather listen to cats burning alive.
- sloppyseconds2

Him and Simpson. Just drone on and on and on.

Man, it's awesome having great goaltending

Why? He isn't Jagr who actually delivered. He was never anything special even when he was around. Man he's so slow and poor in decisions.
- AdamFrench

Strengths:




At 6.02, 215 lbs, Ranger has good size but even more importantly he's extremely mobile. In skills testing at the CHL Top Prospects Game in 2002 his performance in the skating events rated comparable to that of top defenseman draft choice Jay Bouwmeester. Ranger also possesses a hard slap shot although he tends to prefer to rely on a sharp, accurate wrist shot from the point. Coach John Tortorella has also praised Paul Ranger's prowess at making strong breakout passes. Above all though, when Ranger is on top of his game he's the most offensively aggressive defenseman to ever come through this system save only Dan Boyle.

I wish Ray Ferraro would just STFU!

I'd rather listen to cats burning alive.
- sloppyseconds2

So you'd rather listen to Healey?

Thank you, please tell us more. I want to be a good fan... scratch that: I want to be a great fan and with a little help from you, I think I can be great!
- gravyface

I'm just saying half you guys wanted Gardiner and Ranger scratched after a game and a half. Ones never played a full season and the other hasn't played in 4 years.
I know they aren't playing well, but I'm not convinced they're useless forever.


Edit: (frank) me. Hes not helping is cause

This team would be in big trouble without PH9
- Cooshie

He's been good so far.

Because its two (frank)ing games in holy poop man you guys need to calm down. He used to play big mins for Tampa so he wasn't nothing either.
- Yeti1181

The same Bolts that were the worst team in the NHL that got Stamkos?

So Kadri was on the ice for a Kessel goal but didn't touch the puck during the play that lead to the goal.

According to Bozak logic that means they have good chemistry.

Strengths:




At 6.02, 215 lbs, Ranger has good size but even more importantly he's extremely mobile. In skills testing at the CHL Top Prospects Game in 2002 his performance in the skating events rated comparable to that of top defenseman draft choice Jay Bouwmeester. Ranger also possesses a hard slap shot although he tends to prefer to rely on a sharp, accurate wrist shot from the point. Coach John Tortorella has also praised Paul Ranger's prowess at making strong breakout passes. Above all though, when Ranger is on top of his game he's the most offensively aggressive defenseman to ever come through this system save only Dan Boyle.
- jribout

Great thing we are in 2002 right?

Him and Simpson. Just drone on and on and on.
- gravyface

Reminds me of an Abe Lincoln quote: "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I've met."

Strengths:




At 6.02, 215 lbs, Ranger has good size but even more importantly he's extremely mobile. In skills testing at the CHL Top Prospects Game in 2002 his performance in the skating events rated comparable to that of top defenseman draft choice Jay Bouwmeester. Ranger also possesses a hard slap shot although he tends to prefer to rely on a sharp, accurate wrist shot from the point. Coach John Tortorella has also praised Paul Ranger's prowess at making strong breakout passes. Above all though, when Ranger is on top of his game he's the most offensively aggressive defenseman to ever come through this system save only Dan Boyle.
- jribout

He's seems to be getting better as the game goes on.

PS

oh boy

come on bernier ...

RANGER IS SOOOOO FAST RIGHT? 2002!!!!!

Good God, Ranger...

Oh Jesus, Ranger again.

I'm gonna go take a penalty sh!t

ya baby ....

RANGER IS SOOOOO FAST RIGHT? 2002!!!!!
- AdamFrench

Bernier!

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

gonna take a minor miracle to get another one by Bernier tonight.