It's (frank)ing rough being a single parent. Not too much time for yourself.
- whosyodaddy

If you're a single parent, you do the best you can. You're "time" will come.

Yep hard to get laid
- BingoLady

Still easier then when you're married and hate each other.

Are you pouring 1 ounce shots, and sipping them?
- OldGuy

Give or take, I find the first couple of sips are smooth, then it gets harsh.

If I put ice in, it seems more smooth, but you're supposed to drink it without ice, no?

I'm not Pete's brother.
- OldGuy

To get used to the flavour of scotch when i haven't had it in awhile I just wet my lips at first then gradually have more.
- whosyodaddy

Like mr peanut with black Richard

If you're a single parent, you do the best you can. You're "time" will come.
- OldGuy

You need a bit of time, it's unhealthy mentally otherwise. My mom used to give me a break for a few hours every other week.

To get used to the flavour of scotch when i haven't had it in awhile I just wet my lips at first then gradually have more.
- whosyodaddy

*unzips*

Give or take, I find the first couple of sips are smooth, then it gets harsh.

If I put ice in, it seems more smooth, but you're supposed to drink it without ice, no?
- pete26

Some "purists" say so, but if you like it better with ice, who's to tell you this isn't correct?

It's great with ginger ale, though.

Still easier then when you're married and hate each other.
- whosyodaddy

I asked 2 chicks out tonight ny mistake

Like mr peanut with black Richard
- BingoLady

Pretty sure he's always used to it.

If you're a single parent, you do the best you can. You're "time" will come.
- OldGuy

your, idiot...

I assume it's been awhile since he has been hitting on every women customer for the past few months.
- BingoLady

Well that is just poopty.

Give or take, I find the first couple of sips are smooth, then it gets harsh.

If I put ice in, it seems more smooth, but you're supposed to drink it without ice, no?
- pete26

Try a glass of ice water on the side Pete. Just have a sip it you're thirsty.

I asked 2 chicks out tonight ny mistake
- BingoLady

Two black eyes?

Give or take, I find the first couple of sips are smooth, then it gets harsh.

If I put ice in, it seems more smooth, but you're supposed to drink it without ice, no?
- pete26

If you're drinking Teachers, fill that (frank)er up with ice. But yes, single malt should be sipped "neat", maybe a drop of water to release the flavours....

Anyone had fireball and choc milk?

Anyone had fireball and choc milk?
- BingoLady

Not at the same time.

Two black eyes?
- whosyodaddy

Put one off til tomorrow. The one tonight was very attractive though.

Not at the same time.
- whosyodaddy

Same here. Had 7 straight shooters of fireball when I was young(er). Could have drunk a lighted candle.

If you're a single parent, you do the best you can. You're "time" will come.
- OldGuy

My sister inlaw is a single parent.

We used to envy her, she at least got a break every second week.

We had our hellions 24/7.

Not at the same time.
- whosyodaddy

http://www.urbandictionar.../define.php?term=firemilk

She was saying its good like chicken bones candy.

Put one off til tomorrow. The one tonight was very attractive though.
- BingoLady

My sister inlaw is a single parent.

We used to envy her, she at least got a break every second week.

We had our hellions 24/7.
- pete26

Kids get 2 xmases lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=firemilk

She was saying its good like chicken bones candy.
- BingoLady

How many did you feed her?

How many did you feed her?
- whosyodaddy

Lol she was drinking vodka.