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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:06 PM ET
Totally. Stortini was known as "Huggy Bear" by the league.
- JLO961


Very true. Over the years, he got paid millions to hug other hockey players and take a few punches to the face. Acquiring him would be absolutely pointless.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:10 PM ET
It was totally intentional. He knew Gags was there and there was no need to whip his stick around. Kassian is a sh!tgoon and I hope he gets 10 games (though he'll only get 2-3 even if he's a repeat offender). C'mon Shanaban, send a message.
- BigDre


Shanahan ---> Biased sh1thead
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Sep 23 @ 12:10 PM ET
Mac is back!
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:11 PM ET
Rimmer or Labarbra?

Also heres Smyth stats for the preeason:

G A P +/- SOG TOI
September 14 vs CAL 1 0 1 2 3 19:26

September 18 vs VAN 0 0 0 0 3 15:07

September 21 vs VAN 1 0 0 1 4 18:37
-----------------------------------------
Totals: 2 0 0 3 10 52:70


Edit: Sorry Totals are a bit messed up.

- Oilers4Life14


Easily Labarbra... Easily.
Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Sep 23 @ 12:15 PM ET
Very true. Over the years, he got paid millions to hug other hockey players and take a few punches to the face. Acquiring him would be absolutely pointless.
- laughs2907


I just brought up how many points he had one season
That's not the root I think the oilers will go
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:16 PM ET
Lahey proclaimed his undying gay love for you and next thing you know he's banned.
- Reveen


Jesus Christ, who banned him? Tim Thomas?
Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Sep 23 @ 12:16 PM ET
Mac is back!
- Oilers4Life14


MacIntyre??? He won't even dress
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Sep 23 @ 12:17 PM ET
Holy poop transplant is the only answer? Don't think I'll be telling her that...
- BigDre

They can generally use meds to help for an a period of time but eventually the muscle in the heart will weaken from over working it self and in the end the best thing for the person is a new heart. But people are different and I have no knowledge of her situation so time frame is completely up in the air.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Sep 23 @ 12:17 PM ET
Jesus Christ, who banned him? Tim Thomas?
- laughs2907

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:17 PM ET
I just brought up how many points he had one season
That's not the root I think the oilers will go

- Killbot460


His highest point total was 13... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 23 @ 12:18 PM ET
MacIntyre??? He won't even dress
- Killbot460


Not an issue... His teammates could pick out his clothes and dress him.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Sep 23 @ 12:21 PM ET
That's a good attitude to start with. I think you'll quickly learn how much drinking is ingrained into North American and Western culture in general. Case in point, a quote from one of my favourite comedians:

"I love drinking; I hate people who don't drink. Never met an interesting person in my life who didn't drink. If you don't drink you're a boring female genitalia and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way: "and then I got home." No one cares that you've been promoted at work and nobody gives a sh!t that your kids don't have bruises. Ever asked a non-drinker why they don't drink? same (frank)ing answer, "I don't like the taste of it." NONE OF US DO! Nobody likes the taste of it! Nobodies ever had a shot of tequila and said "oh, that was lovely! I think I'll have that next time instead of pudding. It's so morish." We drink because we (frank)ing have to. We drink because life's sh!t and you gotta do whatever it takes to get through the day.
I've decided that I'm going to punch people in the face if they say the following sentence and I encourage you to do the same because they think they're better than you. Anyone who says, "I don't need to drink or take drugs to have fun. I'm high on life." punch that female genitalia in the head until your hand breaks."
- Jim Jefferies

- BigDre




My only argument with that is beer is tasty as (frank).
Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Sep 23 @ 12:23 PM ET
His highest point total was 13... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- laughs2907


at least 10 more than Mac

I actually hope we don't have Mac. Unless Eakins lets him Pull a "John Scott"

HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Sep 23 @ 12:24 PM ET
Rootbeer is my drug.
- Oilers4Life14

(frank)ing noob.
Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Sep 23 @ 12:26 PM ET
(frank) oil claimed Macintyre....

Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:26 PM ET
MacIntyre??? He won't even dress
- Killbot460

Sure he will
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:26 PM ET
Jesus Christ, who banned him? Tim Thomas?
- laughs2907

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:29 PM ET
Lahey proclaimed his undying gay love for you and next thing you know he's banned.
- Reveen

I am off to my lab to start catheter insertions.....just thinking of you.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:30 PM ET
Sure he will
- Lahey


Weise and Kassian should be crapping their pants !!!!



Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:32 PM ET
I am off to my lab to start catheter insertions.....just thinking of you.
- ruttager17


Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Sep 23 @ 12:33 PM ET
Weise and Kassian should be crapping their pants !!!!




- Reveen


they won't fight him
should have went after David Broll or Jamie Devane
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:33 PM ET
Weise and Kassian should be crapping their pants !!!!




- Reveen

And Lou
LeftCoaster
San Jose Sharks
Location: Shark City, CA
Joined: 07.03.2009

Sep 23 @ 12:34 PM ET
So - can we talk?
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:34 PM ET
they won't fight him
should have went after David Broll or Jamie Devane

- Killbot460


They won't have a choice... Mac is crazy as (frank)
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Sep 23 @ 12:36 PM ET
And Lou
- Lahey


Mac won't hit that greasy Jersey Shore wannabe.

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