You know what... I don't buy it. I think it was intentional.



The overhead view at around 32 seconds in... Not buying it at all. I'm not saying he meant to break his jaw, but he definitely meant to hit him with his stick.
- laughs2907

It was totally intentional. He knew Gags was there and there was no need to whip his stick around. Kassian is a sh!tgoon and I hope he gets 10 games (though he'll only get 2-3 even if he's a repeat offender). C'mon Shanaban, send a message.

We want Doug Glatt...

It was totally intentional. He knew Gags was there and there was no need to whip his stick around. Kassian is a sh!tgoon and I hope he gets 10 games (though he'll only get 2-3 even if he's a repeat offender). C'mon Shanaban, send a message.
- BigDre

So (frank)ing cheap...

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/...7/kessel-lightsaber-2.gif

Even though I joked earlier there is something to that. That whip around with his stick was careless at best. While he obviously wasnt aiming to break gagner's jaw, I have little doubt that he was aware of what he was doing with his stick.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Judge Judy would throw the book at his ass for being a total (frank)tard. He knew Gags was there, he just tried to hit him. He missed him so let's just whip our stick around shoulder/head level where he's standing...

I hope they throw the book at him.

Now we start the year with 1 NHL centre, and he's a 3C, but more naturally a 4C...

Lander's potential better be ready right about now.

Rimmer or Labarbra?

Also heres Smyth stats for the preeason:

G A P +/- SOG TOI
September 14 vs CAL 1 0 1 2 3 19:26

September 18 vs VAN 0 0 0 0 3 15:07

September 21 vs VAN 1 0 0 1 4 18:37
-----------------------------------------
Totals: 2 0 0 3 10 52:70


Edit: Sorry Totals are a bit messed up.

All good brother. You ll see the end man and it will be amazing how you feel after.What was your condition by the way, mine was viral cardiomyopathy in the left ventricle.
- Yeti1181

My wife has this... and it constantly worries me. Were you able to have something done about it or is it just hope that it won't come back?

Told you people before, I'm never going to drink, smoke or do drugs in my life.
- Oilers4Life14

That's a good attitude to start with. I think you'll quickly learn how much drinking is ingrained into North American and Western culture in general. Case in point, a quote from one of my favourite comedians:

"I love drinking; I hate people who don't drink. Never met an interesting person in my life who didn't drink. If you don't drink you're a boring female genitalia and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way: "and then I got home." No one cares that you've been promoted at work and nobody gives a sh!t that your kids don't have bruises. Ever asked a non-drinker why they don't drink? same (frank)ing answer, "I don't like the taste of it." NONE OF US DO! Nobody likes the taste of it! Nobodies ever had a shot of tequila and said "oh, that was lovely! I think I'll have that next time instead of pudding. It's so morish." We drink because we (frank)ing have to. We drink because life's sh!t and you gotta do whatever it takes to get through the day.
I've decided that I'm going to punch people in the face if they say the following sentence and I encourage you to do the same because they think they're better than you. Anyone who says, "I don't need to drink or take drugs to have fun. I'm high on life." punch that female genitalia in the head until your hand breaks."
- Jim Jefferies

Judge Judy would throw the book at his ass for being a total (frank)tard. He knew Gags was there, he just tried to hit him. He missed him so let's just whip our stick around shoulder/head level where he's standing...

I hope they throw the book at him.

Now we start the year with 1 NHL centre, and he's a 3C, but more naturally a 4C...

Lander's potential better be ready right about now.
- BigDre

They won't... Shananhan will giver the usual Rule, blah, blah, careless use of a stick, blah, blah, no intent to injure, blah, blah...
Hopefully he'll be able to wear a cage after the swelling goes down...

That's a good attitude to start with. I think you'll quickly learn how much drinking is ingrained into North American and Western culture in general. Case in point, a quote from one of my favourite comedians:

"I love drinking; I hate people who don't drink. Never met an interesting person in my life who didn't drink. If you don't drink you're a boring female genitalia and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way: "and then I got home." No one cares that you've been promoted at work and nobody gives a sh!t that your kids don't have bruises. Ever asked a non-drinker why they don't drink? same (frank)ing answer, "I don't like the taste of it." NONE OF US DO! Nobody likes the taste of it! Nobodies ever had a shot of tequila and said "oh, that was lovely! I think I'll have that next time instead of pudding. It's so morish." We drink because we (frank)ing have to. We drink because life's sh!t and you gotta do whatever it takes to get through the day.
I've decided that I'm going to punch people in the face if they say the following sentence and I encourage you to do the same because they think they're better than you. Anyone who says, "I don't need to drink or take drugs to have fun. I'm high on life." punch that female genitalia in the head until your hand breaks."
- Jim Jefferies
- BigDre

I'm not going to drink because I get easily addicted to it. Plus it's sad to see how people get (frank)ed up because of it.

Rimmer or Labarbra?

Also heres Smyth stats for the preeason:

G A P +/- SOG TOI
September 14 vs CAL 1 0 1 2 3 19:26

September 18 vs VAN 0 0 0 0 3 15:07

September 21 vs VAN 1 0 0 1 4 18:37
-----------------------------------------
Totals: 2 0 0 3 10 52:70


Edit: Sorry Totals are a bit messed up.
- Oilers4Life14

Rimmer is already on his way down. They will stick with the Bra man and see if Rimmer can keep it up in OKC. I think we have to sign him first though.

I'm not going to drink because I get easily addicted to it. Plus it's sad to see how people get (frank)ed up because of it.
- Oilers4Life14

You are going to be one stressed out dude later in life. You are going to realize that you have to be half-cut in order to stay with the GF that gives you incredible BJ's.

Tim Connolly welcome to the Oilers.
- Lahey

Yeah was thinking that too....or Wellwood I suppose. Or....fukk

Rimmer is already on his way down. They will stick with the Bra man and see if Rimmer can keep it up in OKC. I think we have to sign him first though.
- Lahey

He actually did quite good. Only reason I even like Labarbra is because he has CM Punk. Also doesn.t drink smoke or do drugs.

I'm not going to drink because I get easily addicted to it. Plus it's sad to see how people get (frank)ed up because of it.
- Oilers4Life14

Good on you for knowing this. Sadly, as you get older you realize how many people basically shoot themselves in the foot with their choices. Can take a long time to dig themself out, if they ever do.

You are going to be one stressed out dude later in life. You are going to realize that you have to be half-cut in order to stay with the GF that gives you incredible BJ's.
- Lahey

Rootbeer is my drug.

Yeah was thinking that too....or Wellwood I suppose. Or....fukk
- Salvo

To be honest we needed one of those guys before anyway.

He actually did quite good. Only reason I even like Labarbra is because he has CM Punk. Also doesn.t drink smoke or do drugs.
- Oilers4Life14

It's preseason, kid is playing for a contract. I don't want to get too excited just yet. There was a time that PRV looked like the best rookie in pre-season.

To be honest we needed one of those guys before anyway.
- Lahey

Doug Glatt would be good

My wife has this... and it constantly worries me. Were you able to have something done about it or is it just hope that it won't come back?
- BigDre

Just the heart transplant as far as I know that took care of the problem. No doctor has mentioned the possibility of it reoccurring to me so I ve never thought of it coming back honestly.

Just the heart transplant as far as I know that took care of the problem. No doctor has mentioned the possibility of it reoccurring to me so I ve never thought of it coming back honestly.
- Yeti1181

Who banned me? Weak ban

Who banned me? Weak ban
- Lahey

Not sure. What happened?

Not sure. What happened?
- Yeti1181

Misc threads I posted a handbra.

Not sure. What happened?
- Yeti1181

Lahey proclaimed his undying gay love for you and next thing you know he's banned.

Just the heart transplant as far as I know that took care of the problem. No doctor has mentioned the possibility of it reoccurring to me so I ve never thought of it coming back honestly.
- Yeti1181

Holy poop transplant is the only answer? Don't think I'll be telling her that...