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lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:33 PM ET
Yeah my gut and my ass for some reason.
- Yeti1181


See my comment RE: the water



I know from experience


EDIT: Just remembered that I have a couple of large "Fin du Monde" in the fridge.... tonight's gonna get messy
cdjaakkola
Location: PEI
Joined: 02.08.2013

Sep 15 @ 5:33 PM ET

- systemtool



GO LEAFS GO
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Sep 15 @ 5:34 PM ET
I'm 6'1 but I weigh in at 250 and I don't really look fat. I'm heavier now and need to shed some weight that's why I'm going back to working out.
- Yeti1181


P90X

Try it out.
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:35 PM ET
http://www.obeselove.com/
- Mr_Smokey



HA HA HA. U don't have to go on that to find big girls. They are on all the regular sites, Plent Of Fish, LavaLife etc. They all have glamour shots, they lie about their build. Than when u go to meet them it's like u say in your mind, HOLY CRAP SHE's HUGE

if I got a $1 for every porky I met who lied about her looks, I'd be rich.
BlowMonkey
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 08.14.2006

Sep 15 @ 5:36 PM ET
Jeez, what's in the water up there in Canada? I'm 5'9 130.
- ThePresident

I've had bigger dumps.
Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Sep 15 @ 5:36 PM ET
I could just post a whole list of apocryphal words and you'd be in a complete state of disquietude...
- lumlums


I'm not a total moron...I'm sure if I piece together the sentence I can make something out of it!!!
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:37 PM ET

- systemtool


Was thet Glucky's house last night? I hear his parties are legendary. I hear pretty much every guy at the party gets laid by hot chicks.
ThePresident
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: NY
Joined: 12.08.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:38 PM ET
I've had bigger dumps.
- BlowMonkey

systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Sep 15 @ 5:38 PM ET
GO LEAFS GO
- cdjaakkola


I just want the real games to start. This is like getting all hot and heavy with a chick and finding out she's on the rag.
Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Sep 15 @ 5:39 PM ET
Looks like Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Funny funny show. Ironicly, that show, Raymond was the star & he was the least funniest, & the Sienfeld show in which Jerry was the star, he was also the least funniest.
- GCHonda


Jerry Seinfeld is pretty funny - just a different humor
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:39 PM ET
I'm not a total moron...I'm sure if I piece together the sentence I can make something out of it!!!
- Garnie


lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:41 PM ET
Was thet Glucky's house last night? I hear his parties are legendary. I hear pretty much every guy at the party gets laid by hot chicks.
- GCHonda


Just like the promise of 72 virgins in heaven, sticking your junk in a hot chick after a party at Gluckster's place is not quite as advertised.....

Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Sep 15 @ 5:42 PM ET
Jeez, what's in the water up there in Canada? I'm 5'9 130.
- ThePresident


still shop in the kids section?
ThePresident
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: NY
Joined: 12.08.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:43 PM ET
still shop in the kids section?
- Garnie


Hardy har har
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:44 PM ET
Jerry Seinfeld is pretty funny - just a different humor
- Garnie



Sorry, what I meant is that, I don't find Ray Romano funny at all, actually he's annoying, just I love it cause the rest of the crew is hilarious they make up for it. But with Sienfeld, I think Jerry is very funny but as compared to the other 3 cast members, Kramer, George & Elaine, they are just more funnier than him.
Sienfeld is my fav show of all time. I've seen every episode like 20 times each, no exaggeration. I never get tired of watching it. I'm also a walking Sienfeld quote machine. Half of everything I say is from the show.
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:45 PM ET
Jerry Seinfeld is pretty funny - just a different humor
- Garnie


Man, I watched a Jimmy Carr stand up last night, dude is (frank)ing hilarious
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Sep 15 @ 5:49 PM ET
P90X

Try it out.

- systemtool

Just bought a bowflex off my boss. So going to go with that for now and low and behold there is an iPad app for the bowflex I'm shocked. But thanks for the input
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:49 PM ET
Just like the promise of 72 virgins in heaven, sticking your junk in a hot chick after a party at Gluckster's place is not quite as advertised.....


- lumlums



So your saying the chicks tasted like chicken??
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Sep 15 @ 5:49 PM ET
Just bought a bowflex off my boss. So going to go with that for now and low and behold there is an iPad app for the bowflex I'm shocked. But thanks for the input
- Yeti1181


Good luck with it. If you can stick with it, you won't just look better but feel better.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Sep 15 @ 5:52 PM ET
Man, I watched a Jimmy Carr stand up last night, dude is (frank)ing hilarious
- lumlums

Frankie Boyle
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:52 PM ET
Good luck with it. If you can stick with it, you won't just look better but feel better.
- systemtool



MOTIVATE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GCHonda
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: MABIE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!! , ON
Joined: 07.03.2010

Sep 15 @ 5:53 PM ET
Frankie Boyle
- Yeti1181



My man, Jeremy Hotz


Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Sep 15 @ 5:53 PM ET
Good luck with it. If you can stick with it, you won't just look better but feel better.
- systemtool

Exactly. When I broke my foot I screwed by self cause I was so lazy the first time I got to walk my dog again was (frank)ing awesome cause I could do something.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:53 PM ET
Just like the promise of 72 virgins in heaven, sticking your junk in a hot chick after a party at Gluckster's place is not quite as advertised.....


- lumlums


NICE
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Sep 15 @ 5:54 PM ET
GO LEAFS (frank)ING GO
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