- dt99999

pfft. i know the truth about you.

i understand your current vulnerable state and i will take advantage. oh yes. i will.

also it's not really a fair fight if you get to use a gun.

so i parked my car in a side lot so they could plow a nice clean spot (we parallel park here) and my bumhole neighbors from across the street (who have a driveway) moved 3 of their cars across to our side and put them where i park, leaving their side perfectly empty for a nice clean plow and my side sure to end up a chunky mess.

anyway, i just ventured out for my bagels and coffee and when i came back i parked my car right in the middle of their house on the curb. right in front of their door. perfectly centered so that the plow truck has to leave 2 huge piles, one in front and one behind. and when i shovel i will be messy. oh yes, the snow i shovel will just be thrown right in the street along their curb.

i hope to god they come out to say something. i pray with every fiber of my being that they come outside for their evisceration.
- kicksave856

Nice broseph

Nice broseph
- AGalchenyuk27

(frank) those people. i hope it gets to a point where i get to tell them how ugly the wife is punch the husband in the throat.

they don't have any kids or i'd send em your way.

(frank) those people. i hope it gets to a point where i get to tell them how ugly the wife is punch the husband in the throat.

they don't have any kids or i'd send em your way.
- kicksave856

I can be over with my plow in about 2 days . Wheeler only does 65mph. Have cold beer ready.

I can be over with my plow in about 2 days . Wheeler only does 65mph. Have cold beer ready.
- cabin

and 4918 blunts

I can be over with my plow in about 2 days . Wheeler only does 65mph. Have cold beer ready.
- cabin

i am ready with beer and mary jane.

i am ready with beer and mary jane.
- kicksave856

Am I invited? I will annoy the neighbours

Am I invited? I will annoy the neighbours
- twiztedmike

you're invited to their house.

you're invited to their house.
- kicksave856

Oh. Well since they are so friendly I think I will help snowblow their driveway.

Oh. Well since they are so friendly I think I will help snowblow their driveway.
- twiztedmike

their driveway is fine. the guy is out there shoveling it now and being all pissed off because there's a car on his curb.

this snow better fall fast if it wants to be a foot like it was talking about.

i think it's supposed to end in a few hours and there's really just 2 or 3 inches of frozen slush out there right now.

this snow better fall fast if it wants to be a foot like it was talking about.

i think it's supposed to end in a few hours and there's really just 2 or 3 inches of frozen slush out there right now.
- kicksave856

I bet the meteorologist that first reported this storm also has a 12" Richard

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ha! they got everybody again! there are 1.5 hours left where it says snow might be falling and i got 2 inches of snow here. none of the snow that's falling now is even adding to the accumulation. and it's off and on at this point anyway so i think it's over.

10 less inches of snow than they called for over the last week of panic in the streets.

ha! they got everybody again! there are 1.5 hours left where it says snow might be falling and i got 2 inches of snow here. none of the snow that's falling now is even adding to the accumulation. and it's off and on at this point anyway so i think it's over.

10 less inches of snow than they called for over the last week of panic in the streets.
- kicksave856

Lied to by the bread, milk and eggs companies

Lied to by the bread, milk and eggs companies
- PhillySportsGuy

those mother (frank)ers

- dt99999

I always cheered/rooted for him, roadrunner was a cocky douche

Snowing pretty good . gonna have to plow for the 3rd time in a couple hours .

I always cheered/rooted for him, roadrunner was a cocky douche
- Nucker101

Yes i agree

Yes i agree
- dt99999

Same . Reminded me of some of my dumb ass friends

Same . Reminded me of some of my dumb ass friends
- cabin

my old man used to love that cartoon. he would always say just once i want coyote to catch that mother(frank)ing roadrunner and wring his (frank)ing neck.

my old man used to love that cartoon. he would always say just once i want coyote to catch that mother(frank)ing roadrunner and wring his (frank)ing neck.
- Gramps28

Same . To bad they were all banned for too much violence. Damn wussy ass kids