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it's a brisk 71 degrees in my office and also in my home.

tomorrow there is finally a break (high of 77!) so i can go to the store for rations to get me through until october.

down to a sexy 69 american degrees.

down to a sexy 69 american degrees.


- kicksave856

it is like 73ish here today. i ran naked through the neighborhood.

it is like 73ish here today. i ran naked through the neighborhood.
- Gramps28

i run naked tomorrow. 75 degrees.

right now there is a very weird storm outside. i drove home 45 minutes ago in the bright hot sun and locked myself in here straightening up because my drug dealer is on the way and i don't like anyone to see my place all messy. next thing i knew the lights flickered 2 or 3 times. i wondered if 3 people just hit poles but that seemed unlikely. the weather didn't even cross my mind. then i heard all these gusts of wind and i looked outside and it was all grey and raining. i guess this is the storm that's bringing me 75 degrees tomorrow so i will allow it but it sure was sudden. there are even tree branches down out there (i checked on the KIA and she's fine).

i run naked tomorrow. 75 degrees.

right now there is a very weird storm outside. i drove home 45 minutes ago in the bright hot sun and locked myself in here straightening up because my drug dealer is on the way and i don't like anyone to see my place all messy. next thing i knew the lights flickered 2 or 3 times. i wondered if 3 people just hit poles but that seemed unlikely. the weather didn't even cross my mind. then i heard all these gusts of wind and i looked outside and it was all grey and raining. i guess this is the storm that's bringing me 75 degrees tomorrow so i will allow it but it sure was sudden. there are even tree branches down out there (i checked on the KIA and she's fine).
- kicksave856

i hope the hail storm i ordered for midnight makes the kia resemble the surface of a golf ball

i hope the hail storm i ordered for midnight makes the kia resemble the surface of a golf ball
- watsonnostaw

why you heff to be mad?

why you heff to be mad?
- kicksave856

jews

jews
- watsonnostaw

but these are the south koreans.

but these are the south koreans.
- kicksave856

- watsonnostaw

pretty gross

74 degrees. how (frank)ing great is this?!

74 degrees. how (frank)ing great is this?!
- kicksave856

vids or it didn't happen. and don't you dare pretend you have no idea what i am talking about.


or post a diff'rent stroke gif.

vids or it didn't happen. and don't you dare pretend you have no idea what i am talking about.


or post a diff'rent stroke gif.
- Gramps28

i got arrested running around the fountain at voorhees hospital.

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/USNJ0355:1:US

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/USNJ0355:1:US
- AGalchenyuk27

omg, thank you. hardly any 90s.

saw an old man with a ski cap on at the wawa.

it was a flyers ski cap but still a ski cap in july.

saw an old man with a ski cap on at the wawa.

it was a flyers ski cap but still a ski cap in july.
- kicksave856

(frank)ing hipster



Or bum.....but (frank) hipsters

(frank)ing hipster



Or bum.....but (frank) hipsters
- KINGKENZO

he looked like he was on his way to work. but it looked like he was on his way to work at the scrap yard. in february.

he looked like he was on his way to work. but it looked like he was on his way to work at the scrap yard. in february.
- kicksave856

probably earns more than you on a yearly basis

lots of whores today in the compound pool

lots of whores today in the compound pool
- watsonnostaw

tell them about the 3 whore conversation about eraser nipples