i'm gonna biitch for the next 5 months so let's just talk for a bit about how awesome it's been lately.

i had to go to an outdoor party on saturday (which as you know was in the middle of may). i wore shorts and even thought to wear a light colored shirt so the godforsaken, mother(frank)ing, cancer causing, sun of a biitch, sun wouldn't beat down on me like rodney king's assailants.

anyway, it was cold and grey and even rained for a little while. in other words: beautiful.

i'm pretty sure the last 3 days have all been in the 50's and even spent some nighttime hours in the 40's. in may!

the rest of this week is supposed to remain awesomely and unseasonably cool before more assholish weather hits next week and kicks off the bullpoop.

four days ago it was snowing

yesterday it was 84 bobo american degrees

today it's 57 bobo american degrees

four days ago it was snowing

yesterday it was 84 bobo american degrees

today it's 57 bobo american degrees
- BINGO!

ty

It's colder than witch's tit for May. Bring on the heat.

It's colder than witch's tit for May. Bring on the heat.
- AGalchenyuk27

shut yo mouf

just ran across the street to 7 eleven and it's great outside.

grey, cold, dreary. (frank)ing perfect.

just ran across the street to 7 eleven and it's great outside.

grey, cold, dreary. (frank)ing perfect.
- kicksave856

i was supposed to go to a backyard party but it's 88 degrees so guess who's sitting home and ingesting drugs all day?

i was supposed to go to a backyard party but it's 88 degrees so guess who's sitting home and ingesting drugs all day?
- kicksave856

its a nice cool 62 here

its a nice cool 62 here
- Gramps28

nipple popping.

i was supposed to go to a backyard party but it's 88 degrees so guess who's sitting home and ingesting drugs all day?
- kicksave856

nice

nice
- AGalchenyuk27

it really was a great day.

and right now i just got back from shopping and i'm home (where it's a sexy 69 degrees) and i will spend the rest of the day indoors just like a civilized human being would.

yet another monsoon has blown through.

yet another monsoon has blown through.
- Gramps28

fucvking gorilla

fucvking gorilla
- watsonnostaw

lol


proud south jerseyan. great man.

i just turned the big honkin window AC unit behind my desk on.

i will turn it off sometime in october.

It raining

*extreme Marsellus Wallace voice*

harrrrrrd

It raining

*extreme Marsellus Wallace voice*

harrrrrrd
- PhillySportsGuy

turns out tornado warnings are pussies.

(frank) bachelorette watchers


WATCH: Weatherman @JamieFOX45Now in Dayton, Ohio snapped at viewers complaining on social media about the network's decision to cut into The Bachelorette Monday evening with emergency tornado warning coverage "I'm done with you people, I really am. This is pathetic"


my man

https://twitter.com/Levin...tus%2F1133377738428043264

nice little calm before the storm here with 2 days in the low 70's before summer apparently really starts on wednesday.

"Summer is going to make its entrance right off the bat. We’re going to have some back-and-forth weather in June, but that will get more consistent in July," said AccuWeather Lead Long-Range Meteorologist Paul Pastelok.



The warmth will promote a less-stable atmosphere, meaning a few severe weather events are possible early on.

Overall, the summer will welcome more 90-degree-and-above days than last year's, when frequent precipitation held back daytime high temperatures.

Meanwhile, rain will fall less frequently, leading to the possibility of minor drought conditions developing in the interior Northeast.

"Summer is going to make its entrance right off the bat. We’re going to have some back-and-forth weather in June, but that will get more consistent in July," said AccuWeather Lead Long-Range Meteorologist Paul Pastelok.



The warmth will promote a less-stable atmosphere, meaning a few severe weather events are possible early on.

Overall, the summer will welcome more 90-degree-and-above days than last year's, when frequent precipitation held back daytime high temperatures.

Meanwhile, rain will fall less frequently, leading to the possibility of minor drought conditions developing in the interior Northeast.
- AGalchenyuk27

paul pastelok is a filthy banana eater.

heavy downpour.

tornado warning.

today has been weird. a delicious 55 american degrees (IN JUNE!) and raining this morning, dry as a bone and sunny AF during the day, 70 and tornadoing now.

the "tornadoes" have passed.

i have a ritual where i pour a beer whenever there's a tornado warning or whatever and i'm not even finished the beer yet and it's over.

tornadoes are punks.