doubtful, outside of you showing up at my house and (frank)ing a sheep on my front lawn nothing will shock me.
- Lahey

Anything can be arranged.

If you heard the stuff I say in real life you would wonder how someone like me is allowed in public.
- Yeti1181

Or I would pay you to take me under your wing as your mentee.

doubtful, outside of you showing up at my house and (frank)ing a sheep on my front lawn nothing will shock me.
- Lahey

That sheep would be pretty damn shocked though.

That sheep would be pretty damn shocked though.
- nated81

From what laughs tells me they don't even know what's happening.

Since the (frank)ing link doesnt work read below female doges:


Edmonton Oilers -- Jordan Eberle

Trading Shawn Horcoff to the Dallas Stars this summer was the biggest step in handing the leadership of the team over to its cadre of young, emerging stars. New coach Dallas Eakins told the team's website, however, that he's in no hurry to pick a new captain.


Jordan Eberle
Center - EDM
GOALS: 16 | ASST: 21 | PTS: 37
SOG: 133 | +/-: -4"I've already talked to a number of people in the organization on what their thoughts were. In the end, I've got to feel this out," he said. "I'm always going to take in information. … I don't have a time frame on it. If it looks like it's the end of next week, then we'll do it. If it is not until November or December, then we'll do it then. I'm not going to rush into this. I’m going to take my time."

Whenever he does get around to picking a captain, the choice should be Jordan Eberle.

Taken by the Oilers with the 22nd pick of the 2008 NHL Draft, Eberle has emerged as the team's most dependable player in his three NHL seasons. With a six-year contract that kicks in this season, his role on the team is cemented.

There are other options. Taylor Hall made his NHL debut at the same time as Eberle and is poised to take his game to an All-Star level. However, Hall is learning to play center at the NHL level for the first time, so saddling him with another task might not be for the best at this time. Defenseman Andrew Ference has a Stanley Cup ring, 13 seasons of NHL experience and was born in Edmonton, but he just arrived in town after signing as a free agent in July.

Eberle has the experience and maturity that makes him the perfect option for the captaincy, one that he likely will be good in now and only will get better at as time goes on.

Since the (frank)ing link doesnt work read below female doges:


Edmonton Oilers -- Jordan Eberle

Trading Shawn Horcoff to the Dallas Stars this summer was the biggest step in handing the leadership of the team over to its cadre of young, emerging stars. New coach Dallas Eakins told the team's website, however, that he's in no hurry to pick a new captain.


Jordan Eberle
Center - EDM
GOALS: 16 | ASST: 21 | PTS: 37
SOG: 133 | +/-: -4"I've already talked to a number of people in the organization on what their thoughts were. In the end, I've got to feel this out," he said. "I'm always going to take in information. … I don't have a time frame on it. If it looks like it's the end of next week, then we'll do it. If it is not until November or December, then we'll do it then. I'm not going to rush into this. I’m going to take my time."

Whenever he does get around to picking a captain, the choice should be Jordan Eberle.

Taken by the Oilers with the 22nd pick of the 2008 NHL Draft, Eberle has emerged as the team's most dependable player in his three NHL seasons. With a six-year contract that kicks in this season, his role on the team is cemented.

There are other options. Taylor Hall made his NHL debut at the same time as Eberle and is poised to take his game to an All-Star level. However, Hall is learning to play center at the NHL level for the first time, so saddling him with another task might not be for the best at this time. Defenseman Andrew Ference has a Stanley Cup ring, 13 seasons of NHL experience and was born in Edmonton, but he just arrived in town after signing as a free agent in July.

Eberle has the experience and maturity that makes him the perfect option for the captaincy, one that he likely will be good in now and only will get better at as time goes on.
- saskoil21

Who wrote this rubbish???

Who wrote this rubbish???
- ruttager17

NHL.com

Since the (frank)ing link doesnt work read below female doges:


Edmonton Oilers -- Jordan Eberle

Trading Shawn Horcoff to the Dallas Stars this summer was the biggest step in handing the leadership of the team over to its cadre of young, emerging stars. New coach Dallas Eakins told the team's website, however, that he's in no hurry to pick a new captain.


Jordan Eberle
Center - EDM
GOALS: 16 | ASST: 21 | PTS: 37
SOG: 133 | +/-: -4"I've already talked to a number of people in the organization on what their thoughts were. In the end, I've got to feel this out," he said. "I'm always going to take in information. … I don't have a time frame on it. If it looks like it's the end of next week, then we'll do it. If it is not until November or December, then we'll do it then. I'm not going to rush into this. I’m going to take my time."

Whenever he does get around to picking a captain, the choice should be Jordan Eberle.

Taken by the Oilers with the 22nd pick of the 2008 NHL Draft, Eberle has emerged as the team's most dependable player in his three NHL seasons. With a six-year contract that kicks in this season, his role on the team is cemented.

There are other options. Taylor Hall made his NHL debut at the same time as Eberle and is poised to take his game to an All-Star level. However, Hall is learning to play center at the NHL level for the first time, so saddling him with another task might not be for the best at this time. Defenseman Andrew Ference has a Stanley Cup ring, 13 seasons of NHL experience and was born in Edmonton, but he just arrived in town after signing as a free agent in July.

Eberle has the experience and maturity that makes him the perfect option for the captaincy, one that he likely will be good in now and only will get better at as time goes on.
- saskoil21

I could get behind Eberle being captain. I always think back to the goal he scored to tie the game against the Russians with seconds to play in the third. This shows that he can handle pressure situations and a leader by example. He may not show his emotional swings like Hall does but I also don't think that Hall would make a good captain at this point. Give Eberle the C, Gags and Hall the A.

I could get behind Eberle being captain. I always think back to the goal he scored to tie the game against the Russians with seconds to play in the third. This shows that he can handle pressure situations and a leader by example. He may not show his emotional swings like Hall does but I also don't think that Hall would make a good captain at this point. Give Eberle the C, Gags and Hall the A.
- nated81

Agreed... Eberle is (frank)ing money- leads on and off the ice... This team's leadership falls on Hall n Ebs... My choice for right now is Ebs... but either is a great choice... a great luxury to have this opportunity for choice...

I could get behind Eberle being captain. I always think back to the goal he scored to tie the game against the Russians with seconds to play in the third. This shows that he can handle pressure situations and a leader by example. He may not show his emotional swings like Hall does but I also don't think that Hall would make a good captain at this point. Give Eberle the C, Gags and Hall the A.
- nated81

That goal against the russians was more luck, the right bounce, and Ebs hands than him handling pressure. That being said, I am not sure how vocal he is in the room, the captain should be a guy who can speak up and rally the troops so to speak, his on ice talent speaks for itself. I wish clout's were still here so his "source" could tell us what he is really like behind closed doors.

That goal against the russians was more luck, the right bounce, and Ebs hands than him handling pressure. That being said, I am not sure how vocal he is in the room, the captain should be a guy who can speak up and rally the troops so to speak, his on ice talent speaks for itself. I wish clout's were still here so his "source" could tell us what he is really like behind closed doors.
- ruttager17

The whole speaking up in the room is over done I think. Like Hall said, he leads on the ice. Joe Sakic didn't speak up in the room. But when he took over a game you knew. I like Ebs a lot, but Hall is the man. This IS his team.

That goal against the russians was more luck, the right bounce, and Ebs hands than him handling pressure. That being said, I am not sure how vocal he is in the room, the captain should be a guy who can speak up and rally the troops so to speak, his on ice talent speaks for itself. I wish clout's were still here so his "source" could tell us what he is really like behind closed doors.
- ruttager17

Speaking of which....where has deepchoke been lately? Anyone hear from newmy? Its been nice without him around....

Speaking of which....where has deepchoke been lately? Anyone hear from newmy? Its been nice without him around....
- Iggysbff

(frank)ing eh doggy.
Not sure it is overrated however, look at Mark Messyhairs. You are absolutely right, you lead on the ice, however, there is value in being able to speak and motivate players. I hate saying this, but this year after Horcs had is little closed door meeting, the Oil did go on a bit of a run. I do agree hall is the man though. Let us not forget, sometimes being captain can effect a players on ice production. Lets hope whoever get's it, can handle it.

He's gone full retard, never go full retard.
- Yeti1181

The word "never" offends me.

From what laughs tells me they don't even know what's happening.
- Lahey

You're supposed to do it on the edge of a cliff, because they're always trying to back up.

Since the (frank)ing link doesnt work read below female doges:


Edmonton Oilers -- Jordan Eberle

Trading Shawn Horcoff to the Dallas Stars this summer was the biggest step in handing the leadership of the team over to its cadre of young, emerging stars. New coach Dallas Eakins told the team's website, however, that he's in no hurry to pick a new captain.


Jordan Eberle
Center - EDM
GOALS: 16 | ASST: 21 | PTS: 37
SOG: 133 | +/-: -4"I've already talked to a number of people in the organization on what their thoughts were. In the end, I've got to feel this out," he said. "I'm always going to take in information. … I don't have a time frame on it. If it looks like it's the end of next week, then we'll do it. If it is not until November or December, then we'll do it then. I'm not going to rush into this. I’m going to take my time."

Whenever he does get around to picking a captain, the choice should be Jordan Eberle.

Taken by the Oilers with the 22nd pick of the 2008 NHL Draft, Eberle has emerged as the team's most dependable player in his three NHL seasons. With a six-year contract that kicks in this season, his role on the team is cemented.

There are other options. Taylor Hall made his NHL debut at the same time as Eberle and is poised to take his game to an All-Star level. However, Hall is learning to play center at the NHL level for the first time, so saddling him with another task might not be for the best at this time. Defenseman Andrew Ference has a Stanley Cup ring, 13 seasons of NHL experience and was born in Edmonton, but he just arrived in town after signing as a free agent in July.

Eberle has the experience and maturity that makes him the perfect option for the captaincy, one that he likely will be good in now and only will get better at as time goes on.
- saskoil21

I agree 100%... The captain should be Sam Gagner.

You're supposed to do it on the edge of a cliff, because they're always trying to back up.
- laughs2907

Your knowledge of all things in life intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

You're supposed to do it on the edge of a cliff, because they're always trying to back up.
- laughs2907

Who wrote this rubbish???
- ruttager17

Absolutely agree. I've shat out better written articles after eating Alphagetti's

Your knowledge of all things in life intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
- ruttager17

That's just common knowledge in NL.

Absolutely agree. I've shat out better written articles after eating Alphagetti's
- laughs2907

Did you use the letters in your meal to help you choose the words you jotted down????

Did you use the letters in your meal to help you choose the words you jotted down????
- ruttager17

I responded, but it was DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I responded, but it was DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- laughs2907

Yeah it was gross answer though.

Yeah it was gross answer though.
- Yeti1181

What time do you think housearrest is gonna crawl out of bed today?
- ruttager17

sooooooo (frank)ing hungover.