No problem, anyone else need a lesson in numberin?
- A_SteamingLombardi

I had 3 offers from different ladies for dinner tonight and they live in three seerate parts of Vancouver. How much time should I schedule with each of them eaqually including sex time and how much should I eat at each house.

Have at er professer

I mean don't get me wrong, they'd make the Oilers as well as a number of teams undoubtedly better, but for the price they will command I think the Oil would be better off spending the money elsewhere.

The Sedin's may well have to face the reality of splitting up.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I agree that is why I want to keep them in the 5 mil range not more.

I had 3 offers from different ladies for dinner tonight and they live in three seerate parts of Vancouver. How much time should I schedule with each of them eaqually including sex time and how much should I eat at each house.

Have at er professer
- VANTEL

I'll take a stab at this one. Invite them all to your place for dinner and work your magic, that way you can each as much as you want.

Hunter has had a brutal camp so far. Poirier on the other hand...
- whipper334

What are you talking about, kid has been a point per game player while being a serious offensive threat, not to mention being a physical little bastard.

Poirier? Thought you guys had enough depth grinders, seeing as how Calgary's entire top 12 is full of em.

I'll take a stab at this one. Invite them all to your place for dinner and work your magic, that way you can each as much as you want.
- nated81

Not bad , not bad at all . Salute.

Steve Smith is so annoying. He catches the ball for a 3 yard gain and acts like he just won the Super Bowl.

Steve Smith is so annoying. He catches the ball for a 3 yard gain and acts like he just won the Super Bowl.
- dshiddy

I took a sports action tie

Nothing. Great players but the Oilers need functional toughness and defence.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Truculence....

As always, nice chatting hockey with you all. I am off to watch the Blue Bombers get their ass kicked by the RoughRiders. At least I will have a good view of all the Riders touchdowns sitting in the 2nd row of the endzone.

What are you talking about, kid has been a point per game player while being a serious offensive threat, not to mention being a physical little bastard.

Poirier? Thought you guys had enough depth grinders, seeing as how Calgary's entire top 12 is full of em.
- Whiskey-Tango

Time will tell I guess!

Gallagher thinks Jensen and Horvat or Gaunce will make the team

http://www.theprovince.co...lvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

As always, nice chatting hockey with you all. I am off to watch the Blue Bombers get their ass kicked by the RoughRiders. At least I will have a good view of all the Riders touchdowns sitting in the 2nd row of the endzone.
- nated81

Enjoy

Kadri deserves a 2 year 4.5 mil per. Same as Hodgson
- VANTEL

I'd offer him the Henrique deal 6 years, $24 million total.

There's risk for both parties if it's accepted. The Leafs risk a regression in his stellar play last year, and Kadri risks losing an even larger payout in a year or two should he sign a bridge deal, then continue at anywhere near his .92 ppg pace from last season.

I had 3 offers from different ladies for dinner tonight and they live in three seerate parts of Vancouver. How much time should I schedule with each of them eaqually including sex time and how much should I eat at each house.

Have at er professer
- VANTEL

Here is your equation, you will have to fill in the numbers.
(F+L) + (DXC) / 3 = X

F = Foreplay time
L = location (driving time)
D = dining time
C = food consumed

Not taking into account shower time between visit.

Here is your equation, you will have to fill in the numbers.
(F+L) + (DXC) / 3 = X

F = Foreplay time
L = location (driving time)
D = dining time
C = food consumed

Not taking into account shower time between visit.
- A_SteamingLombardi

We can eliminate foreplay time if I just tell them take off all their clothes except their bras ,I don't have time to chew the fat.



BTW excellent analogy Sheldon .

Gallagher thinks Jensen and Horvat or Gaunce will make the team

http://www.theprovince.co...lvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
- VANTEL

I find it weird that Gallagher just states that Gaunce or Horvat will win that position and then moves on... We haven't even seen Santorelli yet and most fans seem to be sold on Schroeder as a 3rd line C. I personally hope Gallagher is wrong.

As to Jensen he states that he likely won't make the team out of camp, but should be first on the list to be a call-up. I hope that Booth struggles in camp and they go with Jensen instead and just leave Booth on waivers.

Gallagher thinks Jensen and Horvat or Gaunce will make the team

http://www.theprovince.co...lvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
- VANTEL

Tony Gallagher should be fired.

I find it weird that Gallagher just states that Gaunce or Horvat will win that position and then moves on... We haven't even seen Santorelli yet and most fans seem to be sold on Schroeder as a 3rd line C. I personally hope Gallagher is wrong.

As to Jensen he states that he likely won't make the team out of camp, but should be first on the list to be a call-up. I hope that Booth struggles in camp and they go with Jensen instead and just leave Booth on waivers.
- Nucks89

Unless he wins out a position in main camp.

We can eliminate foreplay time if I just tell them take off all their clothes except their bras ,I don't have time to chew the fat.
- VANTEL

Well in that case, I would just call each one as you turn onto their street, tell them to be ready. Then just pick up take out on your way home, you'll be home for Breaking Bad, or you could just wait till you get home and have a cheese sandwich.

Well in that case, I would just call each one as you turn onto their street, tell them to be ready. Then just pick up take out on your way home, you'll be home for Breaking Bad, or you could just wait till you get home and have a cheese sandwich.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Tony Gallagher should be fired.
- AlexF

And he always sounds like he is whining during interviews

Tony Gallagher should be fired.
- AlexF

Really looking forward to Tony's questions for Torts.
TG "John why didn't Bo, Jensen, or Gaunce make the team?"
JT "are you a vampire?"

And he always sounds like he is whining during interviews
- seabass21

He has the worst voice in broadcasting hands down. I would love for Seabass to kick his @ss. Or Shawn Thornton for that matter. He just needs to retire already.

Here is your equation, you will have to fill in the numbers.
(F+L) + (DXC) / 3 = X

F = Foreplay time
L = location (driving time)
D = dining time
C = food consumed

Not taking into account shower time between visit.
- A_SteamingLombardi

I knew it was going to be a good day for conversation when the mom talk started early, but this is on a whole different level.

can you do up a formula for how Vancouver can win the Cup?

I think a fair deal is

7
6
5
4 Option year

22 mil 4 years 5.5 hit.
- VANTEL

Thought they were only worth $4.5