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HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Sep 3 @ 11:33 PM ET
Not sure if the 75% thing is accurate... Let's see.

Hall <--- One of the hardest working players in the league. Saying he's safe is an understatement.
Gagner <--- Safe
Eberle <--- I'll assume he was injured last season... Possible foot up the ass, not sure yet.
Yakupov <--- Safe
J. Schultz <--- Safe
RNH <--- Injury last season, so he'll be safe.

*I can see this will be less than 75%... Far less. Maybe Eakins can fly to Dallas and St. Louis to shove his foot up Horcoff's/Paajarvi's asses*

Perron <--- I'm assuming he'll be safe

*Let's just skip to some returning Oilers who will probably get a foot up their ass*

Hemsky, Smyth, Jones, N. Schultz, Smithson (If he's even still here?) Belanger (If he's even still here?) Hartikainen (Visit the KHL to do this) Eager, Lander (Come on, Lander... You're a (frank)ing superstar... Act like one!)

- laughs2907

I liked the lander part.
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Sep 4 @ 12:20 AM ET
Not sure if the 75% thing is accurate... Let's see.

Hall <--- One of the hardest working players in the league. Saying he's safe is an understatement.
Gagner <--- Safe
Eberle <--- I'll assume he was injured last season... Possible foot up the ass, not sure yet.
Yakupov <--- Safe
J. Schultz <--- Safe
RNH <--- Injury last season, so he'll be safe.

*I can see this will be less than 75%... Far less. Maybe Eakins can fly to Dallas and St. Louis to shove his foot up Horcoff's/Paajarvi's asses*

Perron <--- I'm assuming he'll be safe

*Let's just skip to some returning Oilers who will probably get a foot up their ass*

Hemsky, Smyth, Jones, N. Schultz, Smithson (If he's even still here?) Belanger (If he's even still here?) Hartikainen (Visit the KHL to do this) Eager, Lander (Come on, Lander... You're a (frank)ing superstar... Act like one!)

- laughs2907


Belanger's long gone. Playing in Russia next year I think. Smithson's a UFA and likely gone.

Lander needs to reach Lander's potential. Superstar status
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