- TheTaoOfSemenko

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When it comes down to it, you've gotta have what it takes. To have what it takes, you've gotta beat those who have what it takes. What does it take? It takes someone who can beat someone who has what it takes. To be the best, you've gotta beat the best. To remain the best, you've gotta beat the rest -- You've gotta beat that test, so no one can contest that you are indeed the best of the best.

When it comes down to it, you've gotta have what it takes. To have what it takes, you've gotta beat those who have what it takes. What does it take? It takes someone who can beat someone who has what it takes. To be the best, you've gotta beat the best. To remain the best, you've gotta beat the rest -- You've gotta beat that test, so no one can contest that you are indeed the best of the best.
- laughs2907

That sounds like a lot of work. You could just cheat and take steroids instead.

Hopefully J. Schultz plays like a top pairing guy and Belov is what he's hyped to be. Klefbom ready for NHL come January and we might be able to break-out of our zone this year

That sounds like a lot of work. You could just cheat and take steroids instead.
- HouseArrest187

I think Katz could create something to hide it from any drug tests.

I think Katz could create something to hide it from any drug tests.
- laughs2907

Ill mention it next time i see him.

In other new... I'm going out to get hammered... ill be back later to cause a ruckus.

When it comes down to it, you've gotta have what it takes. To have what it takes, you've gotta beat those who have what it takes. What does it take? It takes someone who can beat someone who has what it takes. To be the best, you've gotta beat the best. To remain the best, you've gotta beat the rest -- You've gotta beat that test, so no one can contest that you are indeed the best of the best.
- laughs2907

Huh?

Ill mention it next time i see him.

In other new... I'm going out to get hammered... ill be back later to cause a ruckus.
- HouseArrest187

Dont you dare young man.

Dont you dare young man.
- Yeti1181

Challenge excerpted.

Ill mention it next time i see him.

In other new... I'm going out to get hammered... ill be back later to cause a ruckus.
- HouseArrest187

Huh?
- Jeropotato

Yes.

Challenge excerpted.
- HouseArrest187

You mean accepted?

You mean accepted?
- Yeti1181

No, no. He's just taking a few excerpts from the challenge. Nothing to worry about.

You mean accepted?
- Yeti1181

Yes, dam you alcohol.

- laughs2907

that's you, isn't it?

Glad to see the Oils get a real writer here

that's you, isn't it?
- HouseArrest187

No, I only do adult films.

Glad to see the Oils get a real writer here
- XxHarounXx

No, I only do adult films.
- laughs2907

Intresting. Anything I've seen?

Intresting. Anything I've seen?
- HouseArrest187

Friday the 13th Inch?

Friday the 13th Inch?
- laughs2907

were you the ugly blond chick that got "slayed" like 8 times?

were you the ugly blond chick that got "slayed" like 8 times?
- HouseArrest187

I played Jason Whorehees

Huh?
- Jeropotato

'To be the man, you gotta beat the man'

-Ric Flaire

I played Jason Whorehees
- laughs2907

That's funny. I played spready Kruger in ass play on elm street.

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