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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:20 PM ET
You better not be another one of them sheep (frank)ers. We already have Laughs
- Ihatebrianburke


That's disgusting! Sheep are meant for counting...






Goats are meant for (frank)ing.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:20 PM ET
I wonder if he still thinks that Omark will outscore Eberle.
- Ben37


Probably. It's (frank)ing pilgor.

He also was saying ebs is a peice of poop who doesn't sign autographs for kids or something.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:20 PM ET
That's disgusting! Sheep are meant for counting...






Goats are meant for (frank)ing.

- laughs2907

Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Aug 27 @ 9:25 PM ET
That's disgusting! Sheep are meant for counting...






Goats are meant for (frank)ing.

- laughs2907

You'll take whatever you can get your sticky hands on and you'll like it
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:26 PM ET
Wtf? Hombres? Since when is that word changed on here? ?
- Ihatebrianburke

Not when I can change it afterwards
Ben37
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: One of the Most Respected Hockeybuzz Posters, AB
Joined: 04.07.2010

Aug 27 @ 9:26 PM ET
Probably. It's (frank)ing pilgor.

He also was saying ebs is a peice of poop who doesn't sign autographs for kids or something.

- HouseArrest187


That is because he wouldn't sign a puck for Pilgor after he told Eberle to make it out to his brother named Ebay.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:27 PM ET
Than how do you validate your whole existence?
- HouseArrest187


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Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:28 PM ET
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- laughs2907

You want a hug buddy
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:30 PM ET
How much offensive depth does a team need past the top 7. Shouldn't they be looking for two-way depth on the forward lines?
- Aetherial


Half of them will probably miss half the season anyway, so stock up, that's what I always say hahahaahhaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahhhhhahhahahaa
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:30 PM ET
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- laughs2907

that actually made be say awww...

I'm sorry buddy.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:30 PM ET
You want a hug buddy
- Yeti1181


Can't we spoon instead?
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Aug 27 @ 9:30 PM ET
Not when I can change it afterwards
- Yeti1181

Can you change it back to H O M O ' S for me pppppplease? It sounds so much cooler than hombres.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:32 PM ET
That is because he wouldn't sign a puck for Pilgor after he told Eberle to make it out to his brother named Ebay.
- Ben37


Probably, Ebs is a boss and signs poop all the time.
SoiledBritches
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 09.15.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:32 PM ET
Not sure what to think of the Omark signing, who knows, he may finally work out.....
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:33 PM ET
Can you change it back to H O M O ' S for me pppppplease? It sounds so much cooler than hombres.
- Ihatebrianburke

No, trying to keep it pg.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:33 PM ET
Can't we spoon instead?
- laughs2907

I ll think about it.
Ben37
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: One of the Most Respected Hockeybuzz Posters, AB
Joined: 04.07.2010

Aug 27 @ 9:35 PM ET
Probably, Ebs is a boss and signs poop all the time.
- HouseArrest187


I was at the draft party at Rexall the year they drafted Hall when Eberle, Smid, and Dubnyk were special guests, and he signed everything. We watched until the middle of the first round and he went around the 5000 seats they had opened up signing things and chatting with people.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:37 PM ET
I was at the draft party at Rexall the year they drafted Hall when Eberle, Smid, and Dubnyk were special guests, and he signed everything. We watched until the middle of the first round and he went around the 5000 seats they had opened up signing things and chatting with people.
- Ben37


I know, I used to watch him as a Regina pats and even then he signed stuff all the time.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 27 @ 9:46 PM ET
No, trying to keep it pg.
- Yeti1181

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:52 PM ET
I was at the draft party at Rexall the year they drafted Hall when Eberle, Smid, and Dubnyk were special guests, and he signed everything. We watched until the middle of the first round and he went around the 5000 seats they had opened up signing things and chatting with people.
- Ben37


That's because media/cameras were around.

I remember accidentally bumping into Eberle last year. I wanted to know if he could autograph a card for me (for some reason I always carry an Eberle card with me)... I'll never forget his response... He kicked me in the testicles, and I fell to the ground. He then climbed on top of me, turned my head to face his... He then snatched the card out of my hand, and ripped it up as he spat in my face. He started to laugh and he said (and I'll never forget this), "would you like me to autograph anything else you worthless POS fan?"

I kindly declined his offer... Other than that though, he seemed really nice.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Aug 27 @ 9:53 PM ET
There's no place on a healthy oiler roster for omark
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:55 PM ET
That's because media/cameras were around.

I remember accidentally bumping into Eberle last year. I wanted to know if he could autograph a card for me (for some reason always carry an Eberle card with me)... I'll never forget his response... He kicked me in the testicles, and I fell to the ground. He then climbed on top of me, turned my head to face his... He then snatched the card out of my hand, and ripped it up as he spat in my face. He started to laugh and he said (and I'll never forget this), "would you like me to autograph anything else you worthless POS fan?"

I kindly declined his offer... Other than that though, he seemed really nice.

- laughs2907



.... for some reason... and I don't know why, I don't believe you.
SoiledBritches
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 09.15.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:55 PM ET
That's because media/cameras were around.

I remember accidentally bumping into Eberle last year. I wanted to know if he could autograph a card for me (for some reason always carry an Eberle card with me)... I'll never forget his response... He kicked me in the testicles, and I fell to the ground. He then climbed on top of me, turned my head to face his... He then snatched the card out of my hand, and ripped it up as he spat in my face. He started to laugh and he said (and I'll never forget this), "would you like me to autograph anything else you worthless POS fan?"

I kindly declined his offer... Other than that though, he seemed really nice.

- laughs2907

HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 27 @ 9:56 PM ET
There's no place on a healthy oiler roster for omark
- hugefemale dog77


Ya but the odds are at some point someone gos down. Happens to us every year.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 27 @ 9:56 PM ET
.... for some reason... and I don't know why, I don't believe you.
- HouseArrest187


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