I wish I were a slut. Too old for that poop. Can only handle one Girlfriend at a time at my age.
- ruttager17

Can you jack off with both hands? That's kinda like being a slut.

????? What the (frank) is that?
- HouseArrest187

I thought it was a myth

Can you jack off with both hands?
- HouseArrest187

Never really tried it. Would be weird though. Like you know when you try and hold a beer and drink it with your non-dominant hand? Just seems odd.

I thought it was a myth
- Yeti1181

Crazy talk I tell ya.

And people wonder why Soccer players are the biggest wusses in pro sports.
- ruttager17

Note how in 5 hours, I played 5 hours of sport.

Not three hours just to finish an hours play, while not even playing 50% of that time.

(frank)ing north americans

Never really tried it. Would be weird though. Like you know when you try and hold a beer and drink it with your non-dominant hand? Just seems odd.
- ruttager17

ya, it takes practice, but it pays off to be a switch hitter.

????? What the (frank) is that?
- HouseArrest187

I know, right?

Plus, Mrs Lums just handed me a glass of wine, so that ones gone...

Can you jack off with both hands? That's kinda like being a slut.
- HouseArrest187

My junk is so large, I not only use two hands, I also usually require the aid of several neighbors.

Note how in 5 hours, I played 5 hours of sport.

Not three hours just to finish an hours play, while not even playing 50% of that time.

(frank)ing north americans
- lumlums

Explane this to me... Please.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPrrLdPhoE

Note how in 5 hours, I played 5 hours of sport.

Not three hours just to finish an hours play, while not even playing 50% of that time.

(frank)ing north americans
- lumlums

Running or standing around on a field doing nothing but getting in the way of the grass trying to grow, isn't really a sport. Just as long as you didn't dive to the ground like you were shot in the knee caps after someone brushed up against you, then it's all good.

I know, right?

Plus, Mrs Lums just handed me a glass of wine, so that ones gone...
- lumlums

That'll do lumps, that'll do.

Explane this to me... Please.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPrrLdPhoE
- HouseArrest187

How bout this one??? Why would he bite his crotch? Is that a standard soccer play?
http://www.dailymotion.co.../xh1xdk_soccer-bite_sport

My junk is so large, I not only use two hands, I also usually require the aid of several of the neighbors children.
- laughs2907

You monster...

My junk is so large, I not only use two hands, I also usually require the aid of several neighbors.
- laughs2907

I've heard tales of of aquariums bringing you in to fully satisfy their whales when they seem to be sexually depressed.

Explane this to me... Please.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPrrLdPhoE
- HouseArrest187

This one is also confusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzeKiEtp0m0

Explane this to me... Please.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPrrLdPhoE
- HouseArrest187

Thats a (frank)ing embarrassment.

There was actually a guy yesterday who went down saying that I'd hit him in the face... I think that the end of my pinky might have tickled his cheek at most.

Needless to say, I assured him that the next time he went down, getting up would not be an option

This one is also confusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzeKiEtp0m0
- ruttager17

Again, (frank)ing disgraceful.

Damn continental Europeans...

How bout this one??? Why would he bite his crotch? Is that a standard soccer play?
http://www.dailymotion.co.../xh1xdk_soccer-bite_sport
- ruttager17

what the (frank)?

I am all for slapping a C on Smyth as long as you slap 3 other letters after it. I agree that Smyth was Blue and Copper in the past but he has a real attitude. Throwing a fit when he was a healthy scratch last year. We need a captain that can be a role model and motivate. You don't see Smyth taking the hits or bridging the gap between our 22 year olds and our 30 year olds.

I am sorry, if what they say is true Gagner is the one with heart right now. He has played enough games to get the respect of the veterans yet he is young enough to relate to the young guys. He lives with 2 other players. I am not saying throw the C on him but give the guy an A. Smid must be doing something wrong to not have an A already but on paper he would look like a choice. I would say at this point you throw an A on Hemsky to motivate him after you just humiliated him. You need the guy to start the season as a top 6 player, maybe he will keep that spot. Then you give an A to Eberle because you need to acknowledge your point leader, plus it might take some of the pressure off him if he knows the team already believes in him. Then an A to Hall because he looks to be the future.

Proceed to rotate a C and two A's amongst those 4. Who says you need to have just 1 captain. Other teams have done it and it has worked well. Then when Hemsky is gone Schultz or Petry should be ready.

I've heard tales of of aquariums bringing you in to fully satisfy their whales when they seem to be sexually depressed.
- DTF69

Hehe, why are lesbians jealous of whales?

Running or standing around on a field doing nothing but getting in the way of the grass trying to grow, isn't really a sport. Just as long as you didn't dive to the ground like you were shot in the knee caps after someone brushed up against you, then it's all good.
- ruttager17

a) We played on turf. Turf doesn't grow

b) Not a chance. I've played a full game on what turned out to be a fractured leg before, going down easily is not an option.

Infact, the only time I went off for injury was when I tore my ankle ligaments. Ankles don't stay together too well after that

Thats a (frank)ing embarrassment.

There was actually a guy yesterday who went down saying that I'd hit him in the face... I think that the end of my pinky might have tickled his cheek at most.

Needless to say, I assured him that the next time he went down, getting up would not be an option
- lumlums

nice

Hehe, why are lesbians jealous of whales?
- HouseArrest187

Because lesbians are the worst teases ever and whales get to eat and poop all day and thats all they ever have to worry about.

Because lesbians are the worst teases ever and whales get to eat and poop all day and thats all they ever have to worry about.
- DTF69

My answer was cause they got 2 foot long tongues and can breath out the top of there heads... But yours works.

- laughs2907

Second time today you got to use that