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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:51 PM ET
Best stick to what we know for now, I got the snake part down to a science and you know every thing there is about semen... Now we just need to figure out the hole bull thing.
- HouseArrest187


I saw how they do it on Family Jewels... Surprisingly, there's not much to it at all. 5 loads = $1 million
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:52 PM ET
Just wait until you see me on The Dragon's Den.
- laughs2907


I would pay to see that.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:54 PM ET
I've heard that before too. Can't remember where but it sound legit.
- HouseArrest187


I heard it on Manswers, and my uncle who is a cop was talking about it... I think that's what he does when he wants a prostitute.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:55 PM ET
I saw how they do it on Family Jewels... Surprisingly, there's not much to it at all. 5 loads = $1 million
- laughs2907


Well I think we will have to do it here, I'm just guessing but I don't imagine an abundance of bulls in on the cost.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:56 PM ET
I heard it on Manswers, and my uncle who is a cop was talking about it... I think that's what he does when he wants a prostitute.
- laughs2907


Bang on, thats where I heard it.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 8:01 PM ET
Well I think we will have to do it here, I'm just guessing but I don't imagine an abundance of bulls in on the cost.
- HouseArrest187


I need to stay at your place until it gets off the ground. To keep our initial costs down, we'll steal their semen at night.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 8:02 PM ET
Bang on, thats where I heard it.
- HouseArrest187


You know my uncle!?!?

Small world.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 8:04 PM ET
I need to stay at your place until it gets off the ground. To keep our initial costs down, we'll steal their semen at night.
- laughs2907

from the bulls, right?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 8:05 PM ET
You know my uncle!?!?

Small world.

- laughs2907


no, mancers
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 8:09 PM ET
from the bulls, right?
- HouseArrest187


Whatever we come across
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 8:11 PM ET
no, mancers
- HouseArrest187


My uncle is on Manswers?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 8:17 PM ET
My uncle is on Manswers?
- laughs2907


Ya he was one of the prostitutes.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 8:23 PM ET
Ya he was one of the prostitutes.
- HouseArrest187


Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 26 @ 9:17 PM ET
Enough with the prostitute, gay jokes, etc keep it relatively clean
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 9:21 PM ET
Enough with the prostitute, gay jokes, etc keep it relatively clean
- Yeti1181


In my opinion, it should be legal anyway... As long as both participants are 18+ of course.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 9:23 PM ET
I went to school with a guy whose family jacked off pigs for a living.... Quite the operation.
- SoiledBritches


Are you being serious here though?

I'm being 100% honest here -- I'd rather do that than deal with the public.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 26 @ 9:24 PM ET
Enough with the prostitute, gay jokes, etc keep it relatively clean
- Yeti1181

I think youknew what you were getting into when you volunteered for the job.
Or is it that you just want in on it?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 9:25 PM ET
I think youknew what you were getting into when you volunteered for the job.
Or is it that you just want in on it?

- abware


We can cut him in on our business... I have no problem with that.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 26 @ 9:26 PM ET
Are you being serious here though?

I'm being 100% honest here -- I'd rather do that than deal with the public.

- laughs2907

SoiledBritches
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 09.15.2012

Aug 26 @ 9:27 PM ET
Are you being serious here though?

I'm being 100% honest here -- I'd rather do that than deal with the public.

- laughs2907


Totally serious. They had a huge facility, I guess they didn't do it themselves, they had machines and a big sanitization process. It was a part of United Grain Growers to produce the semen for breeding quality pigs.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 9:28 PM ET
Totally serious. They had a huge facility, I guess they didn't do it themselves, they had machines and a big sanitization process. It was a part of United Grain Growers to produce the semen for breeding quality pigs.
- SoiledBritches


Are they hiring?
SoiledBritches
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 09.15.2012

Aug 26 @ 9:30 PM ET
Are they hiring?
- laughs2907

I couldn't tell you, haven't seen them in years.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 9:37 PM ET
I couldn't tell you, haven't seen them in years.
- SoiledBritches


Contact them, get a job, and I'll give you a 5% cut of whatever I take in.
Hall Fan
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.01.2009

Aug 26 @ 9:48 PM ET
Do you have a link?
I remember him being calm, accepting and mature about it.
Whitney on the other hand...

- abware


I can dig one up. Does someone else have one handy?

Edit:

http://www.edmontonsun.co...miffed-at-healthy-scratch

Here is one. I can get more if you want. That was just the top of the google search.
Hall Fan
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.01.2009

Aug 26 @ 9:50 PM ET
Wow....



You sure have not learned anything.

Eberle was not the point leader. Smid, Hemsky??

You sure know your stuff....

- Iggysbff


Eberle was not the point leader. I am predicting that he will be. Smid I said shouldn't get a letter. Hemsky I said should get one to motivate him because we need him playing top 6 minutes till RNH comes back. What is a letter on Hemsky for a year? I think it was a fair comment. As good as throwing it on Mullet.
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