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BigDre
Edmonton Oilers
Location: The only thing we win is a trophy for our captain who attends gay pride parades- Lahey, AB
Joined: 01.09.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:28 PM ET
I used to like her, but now I see her as a typical annoying POS celebrity
- laughs2907


If you happened to see the Fringe play Girls Girls Girls... well not really last week, you would have seen the greatest angry drag-queen impersonation of T.Swift singing "we're never getting back together". It was so good that I can actually stand listening to the song now.


Smyth for Captain? maybe 10 years ago.

Gags will get it if Hallsy doesn't want it.
BigDre
Edmonton Oilers
Location: The only thing we win is a trophy for our captain who attends gay pride parades- Lahey, AB
Joined: 01.09.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:30 PM ET
Can't right now, I'm still busy with the gif of Taylor Swift.
- HouseArrest187


Incorporate the goat pls...
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:31 PM ET
Incorporate the goat pls...
- BigDre


That's really laughs territory...
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Aug 26 @ 5:31 PM ET
I don't think she's hot, in fact I'd probably have to be drunk to get it with her.
- Lahey

Yeti if you are going to change my posts you have to type them like a true lahey.
BigDre
Edmonton Oilers
Location: The only thing we win is a trophy for our captain who attends gay pride parades- Lahey, AB
Joined: 01.09.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:34 PM ET
That's really laughs territory...
- HouseArrest187


I can never remember who's who around here... some are goat-(frank)ers, others are industrious fleshlight makers, there's one guy who pretends to be 14 or 15 to lure the pedophiles, some guy pretending to be a mod, some like T.Swift, the rest love her.

The fun just don't stop.
BigDre
Edmonton Oilers
Location: The only thing we win is a trophy for our captain who attends gay pride parades- Lahey, AB
Joined: 01.09.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:35 PM ET
Yeti if you are going to change my posts you have to type them like a true lahey.
- Lahey


Yeah, don't fight the liquor
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Aug 26 @ 5:36 PM ET
I can never remember who's who around here... some are goat-(frank)ers, others are industrious fleshlight makers, there's one guy who pretends to be 14 or 15 to lure the pedophiles, some guy pretending to be a mod, some like T.Swift, the rest love her.

The fun just don't stop.

- BigDre

That's all laughs
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:38 PM ET
That's all laughs
- Lahey


Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Aug 26 @ 5:48 PM ET

cheap a$$

- Reveen

Plus they were doing that sting operation in Edmonton, if I don't pay for any of it then it's legal.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:53 PM ET
Plus they were doing that sting operation in Edmonton, if I don't pay for any of it then it's legal.
- Lahey


If they (frank) you there probably not a cop. Just saying.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Aug 26 @ 5:55 PM ET
If they (frank) you there probably not a cop. Just saying.
- HouseArrest187

You don't follow? She was an escort. Although I never did ask, maybe she is police during the day.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 5:59 PM ET
You don't follow? She was an escort. Although I never did ask, maybe she is police during the day.
- Lahey


I missed that. Well if she (frank)s you and doesn't tell you she's an escort good on you for not paying. That would have been bullpoop if she all the sudden was like, ya that'll be 250.
Byfuglien Ate Me
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burger King
Joined: 09.24.2010

Aug 26 @ 7:05 PM ET
He can use giant flash cards
- doon




I missed this place.

Edit: Morrow will get the C
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:14 PM ET


I missed this place.

Edit: Morrow will get the C

- Byfuglien Ate Me


Morrow???
Byfuglien Ate Me
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burger King
Joined: 09.24.2010

Aug 26 @ 7:20 PM ET
Morrow???
- HouseArrest187


Yep, I'm betting he is an Oiler soon.


I also have a few ideas on 1b goaltenders, when we are done discussing whores.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:38 PM ET
For real, we need to know.
- HouseArrest187


It involves you, rattlesnakes and bull semen.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:39 PM ET
If you happened to see the Fringe play Girls Girls Girls... well not really last week, you would have seen the greatest angry drag-queen impersonation of T.Swift singing "we're never getting back together". It was so good that I can actually stand listening to the song now.


Smyth for Captain? maybe 10 years ago.

Gags will get it if Hallsy doesn't want it.

- BigDre


I will have to check that out, kind sir

Agreed btw! Gags!
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:40 PM ET
Yep, I'm betting he is an Oiler soon.


I also have a few ideas on 1b goaltenders, when we are done discussing whores.

- Byfuglien Ate Me


With what cap? And we're never done discussing whores.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:41 PM ET
I can never remember who's who around here... some are goat-(frank)ers, others are industrious fleshlight makers, there's one guy who pretends to be 14 or 15 to lure the pedophiles, some guy pretending to be a mod, some like T.Swift, the rest love her.

The fun just don't stop.

- BigDre


To be fair, many of us are combinations of those.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:42 PM ET
www.plentyofsluts.com
- Reveen


I'm telling you guys, if any of us knew how to write code, THAT idea would make us millionaires easily!
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:43 PM ET
It involves you, rattlesnakes and bull semen.
- laughs2907


best pitch ever!!!
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:47 PM ET
I'm telling you guys, if any of us new how to write code, THAT idea would make us millionaires easily!
- laughs2907


Best stick to what we know for now, I got the snake part down to a science and you know every thing there is about semen... Now we just need to figure out the hole bull thing.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:47 PM ET
Plus they were doing that sting operation in Edmonton, if I don't pay for any of it then it's legal.
- Lahey


One way to get around the whole threat of hiring a prostitute who is actually a cop, is to ask her if she would like to take some nude photography... That is not illegal, and it is unlikely that a cop would agree to do that. If she says yes, you have yourself a real prostitute... No worries.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 26 @ 7:49 PM ET
best pitch ever!!!
- HouseArrest187


Just wait until you see me on The Dragon's Den.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 26 @ 7:49 PM ET
One way to get around the whole threat of hiring a prostitute who is actually a cop, is to ask her if she would like to take some nude photography... That is not illegal, and it is unlikely that a cop would agree to do that. If she says yes, you have yourself a real prostitute... No worries.
- laughs2907


I've heard that before too. Can't remember where but it sound legit.
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