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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:16 AM ET
2 words of advise. 1 don't get caught. 2 for the love of god don't get bit. Not cool.
- HouseArrest187


The cops in NL are (frank)ing idiots, so I doubt I'd get caught... I could probably open up a snake stand on the side of the road and they wouldn't question it...

I'd create an Iron Man kinda suit for when I handled them.

If any of you guys wanna start the business move to St. John's and we'll get this on the go
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:17 AM ET

- abware

good way to brake a leg. Dumb b!tch.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:18 AM ET
Can we hire your sister to harvest the semen?
- abware




On Family Jewels, they had a fake bull/cow with a container on the inside, for when the bull produced his spermies... 200k a pop... That's incredible though isn't it?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:19 AM ET
The cops in NL are (frank)ing idiots, so I doubt I'd get caught... I could probably open up a snake stand on the side of the road and they wouldn't question it...

I'd create an Iron Man kinda suit for when I handled them.

If any of you guys wanna start the business move to St. John's and we'll get this on the go

- laughs2907


I'm almost tempted.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:20 AM ET


On Family Jewels, they had a fake bull/cow with a container on the inside, for when the bull produced his spermies... 200k a pop... That's incredible though isn't it?

- laughs2907


That's (frank)ing ridiculous actually.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:22 AM ET
I'm almost tempted.
- HouseArrest187


You're the expert right now, so I'd agree to a 60/40 split in your favor for the first 2 years. I seem to know more about the bull sperm business, so I'll need 55-60% of the earnings from that for the first 16 months.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:22 AM ET
You also drank some kind of snake pheromone cocktail that gave you super human strength and the sexual potency of Ron Jeremy, and the arresting officers needed 10 people to take you down, complete with tasers and lasers and tranquilizer guns.
- ruttager17


I wanna be VENOM. like the one from spidermen but green... with a snake on my chest. A rattlesnake. .. or a cobra. (frank) ya.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:25 AM ET
You're the expert right now, so I'd agree to a 60/40 split in your favor for the first 2 years. I seem to know more about the bull sperm business, so I'll need 55-60% of the earnings from that for the first 16 months.
- laughs2907


I know this is off topic but do you get all the oiler games out there.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 24 @ 12:26 AM ET


On Family Jewels, they had a fake bull/cow with a container on the inside, for when the bull produced his spermies... 200k a pop... That's incredible though isn't it?

- laughs2907

Easy, we just put a container inside your sister and voila, $200,000
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:27 AM ET
Easy, we just put a container inside your sister and voila, $200,000
- abware

She might taint it.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 24 @ 12:35 AM ET
She might taint it.
- HouseArrest187

There is no "might"
It is a guarantee. We should still be able to get $25-90 a pop
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:38 AM ET
There is no "might"
It is a guarantee. We should still be able to get $25-90 a pop

- abware

that's quite the drop in profit margins. Better off just letting laughs beat there meet.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 24 @ 12:38 AM ET
I wanna be VENOM. like the one from spidermen but green... with a snake on my chest. A rattlesnake. .. or a cobra. (frank) ya.
- HouseArrest187

Hmmmmm, aside from Surpentor and Cobra commander from GI Joe, are there any marvel heroes or villains who have snake powers or named after some kind of snake? You may be on to something here.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:41 AM ET
Hmmmmm, aside from Surpentor and Cobra commander from GI Joe, are there any marvel heroes or villains who have snake powers or named after some kind of snake? You may be on to something here.
- ruttager17


Hmmm I don't know of any. I'm a google the poop out of it tho. If not I smell comic book. can anyone draw???
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:42 AM ET
I'm working on it. A lot of my stuff got confiscated. Set me back a bit.
- HouseArrest187

Get me some uros
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 24 @ 12:42 AM ET
Hmmmmm, aside from Surpentor and Cobra commander from GI Joe, are there any marvel heroes or villains who have snake powers or named after some kind of snake? You may be on to something here.
- ruttager17

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_Society
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:45 AM ET
Hmmmmm, aside from Surpentor and Cobra commander from GI Joe, are there any marvel heroes or villains who have snake powers or named after some kind of snake? You may be on to something here.
- ruttager17


Aperintly there one thats big in india call the snake king... but nothing really in north America.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:47 AM ET
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_Society
- abware


Pfffff. (frank) those guys. Ares is gonna be way cooler.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:48 AM ET
Get me some uros
- Yeti1181


That could be arraigned. Do you live in edmonton?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:52 AM ET
I know this is off topic but do you get all the oiler games out there.
- HouseArrest187


Yeah, if they're not on TSN/CBC/Sportsnet, you can catch them on ATDHE, Center Ice or that new thing they have on Xbox where you can watch every game from one team for like $50 or something?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:52 AM ET
Easy, we just put a container inside your sister and voila, $200,000
- abware


I have to agree with HouseArrest here... We can't chance her tainting it.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:54 AM ET
that's quite the drop in profit margins. Better off just letting laughs beat there meet.
- HouseArrest187


Naw, all you need is an enclosure where they have to follow a certain path... They follow that path to our fake cow and POW! $200K
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 24 @ 12:54 AM ET
Yeah, if they're not on TSN/CBC/Sportsnet, you can catch them on ATDHE, Center Ice or that new thing they have on Xbox where you can watch every game from one team for like $50 or something?
- laughs2907


Interesting. I'd probably spring for center ice. The Xbox thing is intriguing... I'd have to buy one tho. I'm a ps3 guy. I'm totally buying myself a ps4 for Christmas.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 24 @ 12:57 AM ET
Interesting. I'd probably spring for center ice. The Xbox thing is intriguing... I'd have to buy one tho. I'm a ps3 guy. I'm totally buying myself a ps4 for Christmas.
- HouseArrest187

Are you going to wrap it and act surprised when you open it?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 24 @ 12:58 AM ET
Interesting. I'd probably spring for center ice. The Xbox thing is intriguing... I'd have to buy one tho. I'm a ps3 guy. I'm totally buying myself a ps4 for Christmas.
- HouseArrest187


It's probably on the PS3 as well... It's an app. I think it was around $50 for the season.
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