no no, these guys ment business. Guns out and everything, tore my whole house apart.

I got the pleasure of sitting on the curb handcuffed with my neighbours watching as they pulled out everything from guns to my awesome bong collection to a cayman crocodile and a 14" Burmese python.

My best friend lived 2 houses down, he came home to see me and all my poop spread out in front of my house. The look oh his parents face was priceless.
- HouseArrest187

They pulled out your penis!?!?!?

Loooootttttttssssss, the guy was a crazy (frank) tho. He went all over and cought wild ones and smuggled them home.
- HouseArrest187

Define lots... Like say I wanted to purchase one... What kind of money would I be expected to pay?

Loooootttttttssssss, the guy was a crazy (frank) tho. He went all over and cought wild ones and smuggled them home.
- HouseArrest187

Never thought about the money in rattlesnakes.
Hmmmm, maybe we can convince jailbait and Pedro to breed them and if he gets caught it's no big deal. Probably get 60 hours community service

no no, these guys ment business. Guns out and everything, tore my whole house apart.

I got the pleasure of sitting on the curb handcuffed with my neighbours watching as they pulled out everything from guns to my awesome bong collection to a cayman crocodile and a 14" Burmese python.

My best friend lived 2 houses down, he came home to see me and all my poop spread out in front of my house. The look oh his parents face was priceless.
- HouseArrest187

I am no expert on snakes, but 14 inches isn't very big for a python is it???

I am no expert on snakes, but 14 inches isn't very big for a python is it???
- ruttager17

Pretty sure he meant feet

Holy sh1t, there must be big money in it.
- laughs2907

Tons. I still deal witb legal ones and make a good living. But not near as much as I used too.

Never thought about the money in rattlesnakes.
Hmmmm, maybe we can convince jailbait and Pedro to breed them and if he gets caught it's no big deal. Probably get 60 hours community service
- abware

I remember watching Family Jewels or some crap, and Gene Simmons had a side business where he collected bull semen and sold it for 200k a pop...

Actually, here's someone else who saw it... http://answers.yahoo.com/...qid=20061031184948AAg8pOO

Tons. I still deal witb legal ones and make a good living. But not near as much as I used too.
- HouseArrest187

Time to expand the businesses

Maybe that's what got you busted.
- abware

No. Some (frank)er I sold turtles to got busted and ratted me out.

Tons. I still deal witb legal ones and make a good living. But not near as much as I used too.
- HouseArrest187

I may have to get into this stuff... That or bull semen.

Define lots... Like say I wanted to purchase one... What kind of money would I be expected to pay?
- laughs2907

Pending species, size and sex between $5000 -$20000

Never thought about the money in rattlesnakes.
Hmmmm, maybe we can convince jailbait and Pedro to breed them and if he gets caught it's no big deal. Probably get 60 hours community service
- abware

I do love corrupting children

Pretty sure he meant feet
- abware

ya. It dosnt really matter tho. Still just as illegal.

Time to expand the businesses
- Yeti1181

I'm working on it. A lot of my stuff got confiscated. Set me back a bit.

Pending species, size and sex between $5000 -$20000
- HouseArrest187

Jesus Christ... I think I may be starting a new business soon.

I may have to get into this stuff... That or bull semen.
- laughs2907

Its cool and a fun job... the snakes... not the semen.

ya. It dosnt really matter tho. Still just as illegal.
- HouseArrest187

Yeah but for your movie script it is gonna have to be 14 feet. Won't look as dramatic if the Fish n Wildlife officers are carrying out what looks to be a common garter snake from your house, with you in handcuffs on the sidewalk.

Jesus Christ... I think I may be starting a new business soon.
- laughs2907

2 words of advise. 1 don't get caught. 2 for the love of god don't get bit. Not cool.

I remember watching Family Jewels or some crap, and Gene Simmons had a side business where he collected bull semen and sold it for 200k a pop...

Actually, here's someone else who saw it... http://answers.yahoo.com/...qid=20061031184948AAg8pOO
- laughs2907

Can we hire your sister to harvest the semen?

Yeah but for your movie script it is gonna have to be 14 feet. Won't look as dramatic if the Fish n Wildlife officers are carrying out what looks to be a common garter snake from your house, with you in handcuffs on the sidewalk.
- ruttager17

It was 14 FEET. just a typo.

No. Some (frank)er I sold turtles to got busted and ratted me out.
- HouseArrest187

I hope the turtles bit his cock off

Hey Yeti, can I say cock or should it be edited

I hope the turtles bit his cock off
- abware

It was 14 FEET. just a typo.
- HouseArrest187

You also drank some kind of snake pheromone cocktail that gave you super human strength and the sexual potency of Ron Jeremy, and the arresting officers needed 10 people to take you down, complete with tasers and lasers and tranquilizer guns.

- abware

Bahahahahahahahahahaha, stupid B!tch.