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HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 9:43 PM ET
If we dump Reveen, we instantly lose all of our Native accounts. We need to keep him on board.
- laughs2907


Hmmm, ok. Strictly on a distribution level tho.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 9:48 PM ET
Dude, to be perfectly honest... Your (frank)ed.
- HouseArrest187

Don't make me recruit a Vancouver fan as a ref......consider yourselves warned
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 9:49 PM ET
Hmmm, ok. Strictly on a distribution level tho.
- HouseArrest187

What did you get house arrest for?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 9:58 PM ET
Don't make me recruit a Vancouver fan as a ref......consider yourselves warned
- Yeti1181


Hay, don't look at me, I don't pick the fights, it's the TO/van/other fans that come here and talk poop.

Don't get me wrong, if the push my buttons you'll be banning me. wont be the first and I defiantly won't be the last.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 10:00 PM ET
What did you get house arrest for?
- Yeti1181


Importation, possession and distribution of illegal reptiles.

Kinda like a drug dealer, but with awesome pets.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 23 @ 10:22 PM ET
Importation, possession and distribution of illegal reptiles.

Kinda like a drug dealer, but with awesome pets.

- HouseArrest187


I wanna write a script about you someday
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 10:30 PM ET
I wanna write a script about you someday
- laughs2907


I'm so down.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 10:48 PM ET
Importation, possession and distribution of illegal reptiles.

Kinda like a drug dealer, but with awesome pets.

- HouseArrest187

Oh I know what it is. What was the sentence for something like that?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 10:55 PM ET
Oh I know what it is. What was the sentence for something like that?
- Yeti1181


6 months house arrest and a $10 000 fine... And that's with a good lawyer.

Get you house raided by game and wildlife, well... Your neighbours will never really look at you the same.

Edit: I was in cahoots with my buddy, I got off easy compared to him. He got busted with all the poisonous stuff.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:01 PM ET
6 months house arrest and a $10 000 fine... And that's with a good lawyer.

Get you house raided by game and wildlife, well... Your neighbours will never really look at you the same.

- HouseArrest187

Ouch. Also funny it was fish and wildlife was the ones that raided you. I can see the neighbours thinking; we ve got a criminal next door, but apparently not a good one they didnt even send the real cops over.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 23 @ 11:10 PM ET
I wanna write a script about you someday
- laughs2907

There was already some guy in the states down around florida that did it way bigger and better than house arrest. Think US customs and wildlife officers eventually took him down. He would fly places with his wife, catch exotic animals and bring em back. Even got a king cobra once. Much better script material there. Sorry housearrest.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:13 PM ET
There was already some guy in the states down around florida that did it way bigger and better than house arrest. Think US customs and wildlife officers eventually took him down. He would fly places with his wife, catch exotic animals and bring em back. Even got a king cobra once. Much better script material there. Sorry housearrest.
- ruttager17

Oh its a huge practice. You see a lot of mammals being moved that are endangered eg. Red panadas. Its amazing the things people can across the border.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:13 PM ET
Ouch. Also funny it was fish and wildlife was the ones that raided you. I can see the neighbours thinking; we ve got a criminal next door, but apparently not a good one they didnt even send the real cops over.
- Yeti1181


no no, these guys ment business. Guns out and everything, tore my whole house apart.

I got the pleasure of sitting on the curb handcuffed with my neighbours watching as they pulled out everything from guns to my awesome bong collection to a cayman crocodile and a 14" Burmese python.

My best friend lived 2 houses down, he came home to see me and all my poop spread out in front of my house. The look oh his parents face was priceless.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:17 PM ET
There was already some guy in the states down around florida that did it way bigger and better than house arrest. Think US customs and wildlife officers eventually took him down. He would fly places with his wife, catch exotic animals and bring em back. Even got a king cobra once. Much better script material there. Sorry housearrest.
- ruttager17



no I'm not gonna argue that. If you read my edit from before my buddy got busted breeding rattle snakes. He got 2 years in jail and $50000 in fines.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 23 @ 11:20 PM ET
no I'm not gonna argue that. If you read my edit from before my buddy got busted breeding rattle snakes. He got 2 years in jail and $50000 in fines.
- HouseArrest187


What kind of money could he make selling rattlesnakes?
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:21 PM ET
no no, these guys ment business. Guns out and everything, tore my whole house apart.

I got the pleasure of sitting on the curb handcuffed with my neighbours watching as they pulled out everything from guns to my awesome bong collection to a cayman crocodile and a 14" Burmese python.

My best friend lived 2 houses down, he came home to see me and all my poop spread out in front of my house. The look oh his parents face was priceless.

- HouseArrest187

Jesus they dont (frank) around. Why the (frank) did you have guns the reptile buisness that vicious.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:22 PM ET

What kind of money could he make selling rattlesnakes?

- abware

They are effing expensive.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:26 PM ET

What kind of money could he make selling rattlesnakes?

- abware


Loooootttttttssssss, the guy was a crazy (frank) tho. He went all over and cought wild ones and smuggled them home.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 23 @ 11:28 PM ET
no I'm not gonna argue that. If you read my edit from before my buddy got busted breeding rattle snakes. He got 2 years in jail and $50000 in fines.
- HouseArrest187

Think it was that show on Nat Geo called locked up abroad or something. Guy was doing it for quite a few years before they busted him. Was pretty crazy how he would fly to all these countries, catch the wildlife, then just fly back with em on the plane. Obviously was pre 9/11 before everyone got all sensitive and stuff.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:28 PM ET
Jesus they dont (frank) around. Why the (frank) did you have guns the reptile buisness that vicious.
- Yeti1181

naw, 2 hunting rifles and a shot gun, all legit. I keep my "less that legal" ones at an undisclosed farm.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:30 PM ET
Think it was that show on Nat Geo called locked up abroad or something. Guy was doing it for quite a few years before they busted him. Was pretty crazy how he would fly to all these countries, catch the wildlife, then just fly back with em on the plane. Obviously was pre 9/11 before everyone got all sensitive and stuff.
- ruttager17


Ya defiantly back in the day. It's harder now but still doable.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:35 PM ET
naw, 2 hunting rifles and a shot gun, all legit. I keep my "less that legal" ones at an undisclosed farm.
- HouseArrest187

Ha ha ha. Where the rest of your animals at this undisclosed farm?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 23 @ 11:39 PM ET
Ha ha ha. Where the rest of your animals at this undisclosed farm?
- Yeti1181


some of it ya, actually there timing couldn't have been worse, they only cought me with my own personal collection. Sold a whole batch of poop 2 days before. suckers.

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 23 @ 11:51 PM ET
There was already some guy in the states down around florida that did it way bigger and better than house arrest. Think US customs and wildlife officers eventually took him down. He would fly places with his wife, catch exotic animals and bring em back. Even got a king cobra once. Much better script material there. Sorry housearrest.
- ruttager17


Holy sh1t, there must be big money in it.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Aug 23 @ 11:51 PM ET
some of it ya, actually there timing couldn't have been worse, they only cought me with my own personal collection. Sold a whole batch of poop 2 days before. suckers.
- HouseArrest187

Maybe that's what got you busted.
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