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number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic?
Joined: 10.15.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:35 PM ET
Yeap....Owls are always flying into trees and stuff. It's utter chaos around my neighborhood in the morning.
- stormeyAlterEgo


Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 8 @ 12:35 PM ET
my bad for asking a hockey question a few minutes ago


number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic?
Joined: 10.15.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:35 PM ET
You should try to catch one at night with your hands.
- Oilhab


and don't come back until you do...
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic?
Joined: 10.15.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:36 PM ET
my bad for asking a hockey question a few minutes ago
- Crimsoninja


No. He doesn't. Tinordi does.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 8 @ 12:36 PM ET
No. He doesn't. Tinordi does.
- number_23

ty
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic?
Joined: 10.15.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:36 PM ET
? How do you bring an uncaught bird into a dark room?
- stormeyAlterEgo


More important question...why the (frank) would anyone buy a (frank)ing bird for a pet?
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:37 PM ET
my bad for asking a hockey question a few minutes ago
- Crimsoninja


Ever bang an old bird at night?
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic?
Joined: 10.15.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:37 PM ET
ty
- Crimsoninja


Now, let's get back to the important stuff...how do you catch a bird with your bare hands?

Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:37 PM ET
More important question...why the (frank) would anyone buy a (frank)ing bird for a pet?
- number_23

This was answered long ago, start your back reading
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 8 @ 12:37 PM ET
I know...birds that are predators have a good night vision...can't say the same about the ones who are preys though.
- BashCH

do u charge kid to touch it?
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 8 @ 12:38 PM ET
kinda/sorta/maybe/not sure-ish.
- Betelgeuse

no Audi/liver jokes?
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:39 PM ET
no Audi/liver jokes?
- AGalchenyuk27

An Audi walks into a Bar...

Oops I mean Saudi

No i don't because neither one can handle their liquor

lol
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Aug 8 @ 12:39 PM ET
two-under through 12
- Betelgeuse

-1 through 16.
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Aug 8 @ 12:40 PM ET
no Audi/liver jokes?
- AGalchenyuk27

What happens to his car is not a laughing matter.

Also, I don't know what you mean about liver.
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 8 @ 12:41 PM ET
An Audi walks into a Bar...

Oops I mean Saudi

No i don't because neither one can handle their liquor

lol

- Oilhab

Q: What is the difference between a Audi and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have wieners on the outside.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/m...oratejokes/audijokes.html
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:42 PM ET
What happens to his car is not a laughing matter.

Also, I don't know what you mean about liver.

- Betelgeuse


That's a big rock in your trunk steven

Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:43 PM ET
Q: What is the difference between a Audi and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have wieners on the outside.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/m...oratejokes/audijokes.html

- AGalchenyuk27



Mine was an original though
Betelgeuse
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 05.19.2012

Aug 8 @ 12:46 PM ET
Oil...

That looks like a 1998. Mine was a 2003.
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:48 PM ET
Q: What is the difference between a Audi and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have wieners on the outside.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/m...oratejokes/audijokes.html

- AGalchenyuk27


Mrs26 would not find this funny
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:48 PM ET
Oil...

That looks like a 1998. Mine was a 2003.

- Betelgeuse


The point is the Stee jokemobile, has been grounded and the officer has nothing else to do but give a little smirk.

Priceless.
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 8 @ 12:49 PM ET
http://atlantic.ctvnews.c...erfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:49 PM ET
Mrs26 would not find this funny
- pete26

Not even the last one liner?
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Aug 8 @ 12:52 PM ET
Not even the last one liner?
- Oilhab



Well, maybe.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Aug 8 @ 12:53 PM ET
Mrs26 would not find this funny
- pete26

Mr. hscesq doesn't either.
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Aug 8 @ 12:53 PM ET
You should bookmark this site juggers.

http://www.jokes4us.com/p.../random/pickupline79.html
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