The other day I entered a shopping center parking lot and had to brake fast because a prey bird landed just in front of my car with a small dead bird in its claws.
- BashCH

Shouldn't have braked. You could have had a break "chicken" meal.

You said you tried it once. Not that you had a tamed one that hunted for you on its own.
- jugkope

Tried falconry once, the cat hunts on its own

The thought of a bird cruising around my house poopting at will doesn't sit well with me.
- pete26

there is that.

Tried falconry once, the cat hunts on its own
- Oilhab

I never said anything about cats

The other day I entered a shopping center parking lot and had to brake fast because a prey bird landed just in front of my car with a small dead bird in its claws.
- BashCH

the other day i saw a magpie use the cross walk.

I used to have all types of fish when i was a kid, but now i dont because i feel bad for them swimming in a (frank)ing tank

I never said anything about cats
- jugkope

sorry for your confusion

I used to have all types of fish when i was a kid, but now i dont because i feel bad for them swimming in a (frank)ing tank
- Crimsoninja

It's ok to keep fish in a tank, if you let your cat fish for them.

I used to have all types of fish when i was a kid, but now i dont because i feel bad for them swimming in a (frank)ing tank
- Crimsoninja

ever been to a thai or chinese restaurant that has a foot long carp swimming in a 40 gallon tank?

The thought of a bird cruising around my house poopting at will doesn't sit well with me.
- pete26

You sure gotta watch for it. Most intelligent birds can be potty trained though.

ever been to a thai or chinese restaurant that has a foot long carp swimming in a 40 gallon tank?
- Fountain-San

that's not swimming, that is waiting to die.

I used to have all types of fish when i was a kid, but now i dont because i feel bad for them swimming in a (frank)ing tank
- Crimsoninja

They're safer in the tank crims.

Think of the food chain...

You sure gotta watch for it. Most intelligent birds can be potty trained though.
- BashCH

Does yours flush the toilet?

I used to have all types of fish when i was a kid, but now i dont because i feel bad for them swimming in a (frank)ing tank
- Crimsoninja

Speaking of utterly boring animals...

ever been to a thai or chinese restaurant that has a foot long carp swimming in a 40 gallon tank?
- Fountain-San

40 gallons? That's rather small for a fish that size.

40 gallons? That's rather small for a fish that size.
- Betelgeuse

Hscesq, would you please take care of this.

They're safer in the tank crims.

Think of the food chain...
- pete26

Same with pet birds....wild ones have to watch out for snakes and other predators constantly...

You sure gotta watch for it. Most intelligent birds can be potty trained though.
- BashCH

This is the only one that comes to mind.

Does yours flush the toilet?
- Oilhab

No it poops everywhere. Although it kinda figured out some places were really not OK to poop on (like the new sofa....or me).

Hscesq, would you please take care of this.
- Oilhab

I made an oath to him.

Same with pet birds....wild ones have to watch out for snakes and other predators constantly...
- BashCH

I guess you are doing those birds a favor, by allowing them to live a long time as a prisoner

No it poops everywhere. Although it kinda figured out some places were really not OK to poop on (like the new sofa....or me).
- BashCH

Did you break it's partners neck when it shat on you?

Hscesq, would you please take care of this.
- Oilhab

seconded

This is the only one that comes to mind.
- pete26

Watched a video the other day of a guy who had his birds potty trained, he even brought them outside on a leash at the park (one was even trained enough that it didn't need the leash...).

I made an oath to him.
- Betelgeuse

Did he make one to you?