True story:

My buddy's wife watched him get kissed in a cab on his drive way, by a bar waitress at 3 in the morning.

Last thing he remembered, he got to the top of the stairs as she followed him.

He woke up there.

He figures she nailed him with a frying pan.
- pete26

Exactly. He got off too easy, there's yet another shoe to drop..,
- hunglikeapuck

A shoe...or a pair of $1500 shoes.

or she might not care at all. She might know he has no chance with someone hot.
- Oilhab

You do realize that would mean my girlfriend believes she isn't hot herself?

Nope, I don't associate with any of the piglets' boars.
- pete26

Boars look like a fun hunt.

You do realize that would mean my girlfriend believes she isn't hot herself?
- Scabeh

A woman with low self esteem? Impossible!

Ana Ivanovic

A woman with low self esteem? Impossible!
- jugkope

the best kind

Clearly McDonald's then
- jugkope

Burger King!!
Did you know McDonalds managers start at around 55k a year?
It's not that much but when you consider the minimul education it takes and that they practically run themselves... Not so bad for some.

A woman with low self esteem? Impossible!
- jugkope

I've been telling her how beautiful she is for the last 7 years.

She's only starting to believe me.

True story:

My buddy's wife watched him get kissed in a cab on his drive way, by a bar waitress at 3 in the morning.

Last thing he remembered, he got to the top of the stairs as she followed him.

He woke up there.

He figures she nailed him with a frying pan.
- pete26

Or he went home from a bar at 3 AM... He may have had a few drinks and passed out and his wife didn't feel like picking up his sorry ass.

Or he went home from a bar at 3 AM... He may have had a few drinks and passed out and his wife didn't feel like picking up his sorry ass.
- RENATO6

We will assume this happened to you.

We will assume this happened to you.
- hscesq

Edit... the cast iron skillet or the passing out? or both?

Burger King!!
Did you know McDonalds managers start at around 55k a year?
It's not that much but when you consider the minimul education it takes and that they practically run themselves... Not so bad for some.
- hunglikeapuck

Problem is, where do you go from there?

You're pretty much stuck.

We will assume this happened to you.
- hscesq

I've been telling her how beautiful she is for the last 7 years.

She's only starting to believe me.
- Scabeh

and after u bang the hot chick she will not believe anything u say for 7 years.

You do realize that would mean my girlfriend believes she isn't hot herself?
- Scabeh

look i don't want to tell you your business, but i'm just not sure oilhab is the best person from whom to take relationship advice.

A woman with low self esteem? Impossible!
- jugkope

The porn industry wouldn't exist without it!

and after u bang the hot chick she will not believe anything u say for 7 years.
- BingoLady

Thank god that won't happen.

Burger King!!
Did you know McDonalds managers start at around 55k a year?
It's not that much but when you consider the minimul education it takes and that they practically run themselves... Not so bad for some.
- hunglikeapuck

Well I'm glad you got it then

look i don't want to tell you your business, but i'm just not sure oilhab is the best person from whom to take relationship advice.
- DoubleDown

I've been telling her how beautiful she is for the last 7 years.

She's only starting to believe me.
- Scabeh

Did you get rid of the mirrors in the house?

You do realize that would mean my girlfriend believes she isn't hot herself?
- Scabeh

Or she knows you didn't have a chance with her either but she felt sorry for you.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/X3MKSNW

and after u bang the hot chick she will not believe anything u say for 7 years.
- BingoLady

Maybe he should stick to "I'm a jerk" "I'm no good for you" and that stuff then.

Problem is, where do you go from there?

You're pretty much stuck.
- Scabeh

I know but my point is for some with lower education. its not a bad option.
57k is better than a supermarket cashier salary.