Yeah, the balls thing is more likely.
- hscesq

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.

- Symba007

According to Sal Paolantonio, Riley Cooper will practice today and will play for the Eagles on Friday against the Patriots

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

Because of the 3 months of the couch, his back can't take it more than once a month anymore.

According to Sal Paolantonio, Riley Cooper will practice today and will play for the Eagles on Friday against the Patriots
- BingoLady

and will get destroyed on the first play of the game. Team will put him on special team, hope the eagles receive the ball to start the game, should make things interesting.

It might be worth the gamble!











(No it's not).
- Scabeh

I don't know...it could be a fetish?

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

It's been 20 years for jugger...

Oh didn't know, above the page are the dates for the next edition

Gratz on leaving the job, you might be able to take your first 2 weeks of vacations in 7 years!

Manager at McDonald's?
- jugkope

My first 4 months I worked 70hours a week.

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

they sound like a nice couple

I don't know...it could be a fetish?
- AdamFrench

I don't think ball kicking can be a fetish.

Because of the 3 months of the couch, his back can't take it more than once a month anymore.
- jugkope

It was a confy sectionnal so it was alright.

But he was tired of the leather sticking to his skin

So who won?
Eller or Desharnais?
- RENATO6

Eller.

He's so ripped now he could make Gary Roberts blush in shame

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

Somehow I doubt they will end up together.

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

True story:

My buddy's wife watched him get kissed in a cab on his drive way, by a bar waitress at 3 in the morning.

Last thing he remembered, he got to the top of the stairs as she followed him.

He woke up there.

He figures she nailed him with a frying pan.

Happened to a friend of mine, he made out with a random chick at the bar. GF found out.

Slept on couch for 3 months.

But when he was allowed back in bed he said the sex had never been this wild.
- Fredobbface

He had no other place to sleep?

they sound like a nice couple
- DoubleDown

they sound like a nice couple
- DoubleDown

Guess this is what happens when you have a kid at 23

It's been 20 years for jugger...
- Symba007

Nah, I never made out with a chick

True story:

My buddy's wife watched him get kissed in a cab on his drive way, by a bar waitress at 3 in the morning.

Last thing he remembered, he got to the top of the stairs as she followed him.

He woke up there.

He figures she nailed him with a frying pan.
- pete26

was she one of the piglets?

True story:

My buddy's wife watched him get kissed in a cab on his drive way, by a bar waitress at 3 in the morning.

Last thing he remembered, he got to the top of the stairs as she followed him.

He woke up there.

He figures she nailed him with a frying pan.
- pete26

Over easy

Somehow I doubt they will end up together.
- Scabeh

Exactly. He got off too easy, there's yet another shoe to drop..,

Nah, I never made out with a chick
- jugkope

Sad.

was she one of the piglets?
- BingoLady

Nope, I don't associate with any of the piglets' boars.

My first 4 months I worked 70hours a week.
- hunglikeapuck

Clearly McDonald's then

Tell her the truth, she may perform better, out of jealousy.



















Or she may kick you in the balls.
- pete26

or she might not care at all. She might know he has no chance with someone hot.

Sad.
- hscesq

The desire for it is growing