I'm a 5'10 bearded creep with a fat belly and a father making a higher middle-class type of money.
- jugkope

if it makes you feel any better i do not have washboard abs either.. nor will i ever be able to grow a really good mustache probably

if it makes you feel any better i do not have washboard abs either.. nor will i ever be able to grow a really good mustache probably
- Crimsoninja

So I will rule out that you're a woman with Mediterranean heritage.

So I will rule out that you're a woman with Mediterranean heritage.
- mr.peanut

rule that poop out paul

rule that poop out paul
- Crimsoninja

*banishes from the book*

On a lighter note, I was thinking at work, does anyone actually remember the Hurricanes winning the Cup? Or is the internet the only thing reminding us that it happened?

On a lighter note, I was thinking at work, does anyone actually remember the Hurricanes winning the Cup? Or is the internet the only thing reminding us that it happened?
- mr.peanut

i actually enjoyed that whole playoff year.

Pronger


but yeah that was pretty (frank)in flukey

So I'm sitting here all relaxed.

Just got a text from Mrs26.

"One of the piglets just broke her step, bring your truck and tools and wine"

WTF?

Someone please just shoot me

i actually enjoyed that whole playoff year.

Pronger


but yeah that was pretty (frank)in flukey
- Crimsoninja

I only remember 3 things from that playoff

1. Pronger's PS goal

2. One of EDM's midget french d-men destroying Roloson.

3. Umberger getting crushed.

So I'm sitting here all relaxed.

Just got a text from Mrs26.

"One of the piglets just broke her step, bring your truck and tools and wine"

WTF?

Someone please just shoot me
- pete26

Say no. Then tell Mrs26 that her fat friend can go (frank) herself.

So I'm sitting here all relaxed.

Just got a text from Mrs26.

"One of the piglets just broke her step, bring your truck and tools and wine"

WTF?

Someone please just shoot me
- pete26

does she actually call them the piglets too?

Say no. Then tell Mrs26 that her fat friend can go (frank) herself.
- mr.peanut

lol oh my

im here

rayvening from home
- Crimsoninja

Oy Vey

Say no. Then tell Mrs26 that her fat friend can go (frank) herself.
- mr.peanut

I can't do that nutters.

I think she needs the truck to stand her back up.

Oy Vey
- Rayven

it'll be okay

Not much going around here at night.
- mr.peanut

I know, but there is still something I can't pinpoint.

I can't do that nutters.

I think she needs the truck to stand her back up.
- pete26

that's not being very nice Pete

does she actually call them the piglets too?
- Crimsoninja

No.

They're her friends.

No.

They're her friends.
- pete26

So?

So I'm sitting here all relaxed.

Just got a text from Mrs26.

"One of the piglets just broke her step, bring your truck and tools and wine"

WTF?

Someone please just shoot me
- pete26

On average how many steps do they break a summer?

I only remember 3 things from that playoff

1. Pronger's PS goal

2. One of EDM's midget french d-men destroying Roloson.

3. Umberger getting crushed.
- mr.peanut

Wasn't that MAB?

Wasn't that MAB?
- _nay_

I believe so

http://jonnegroni.com/2013/07/11/the-pixar-theory/

Holy poop

http://jonnegroni.com/2013/07/11/the-pixar-theory/

Holy poop
- _nay_

somebody has way too much time on their hands

Just popped in to say hi to you (frank)ers.

OK, back to work.

Just popped in to say hi to you (frank)ers.

OK, back to work.
- golfingsince

wow