I'm a fan of ladies.
- weirdoh

Well you see Ken, I just seem to favor tall brunettes. I don't mind the others as long as they are not ugly.

Well you see Ken, I just seem to favor tall brunettes. I don't mind the others as long as they are not ugly.
- jugkope

And there ain't nuttin' wrong with that. Sometimes the ugly ones have killer bods, so that's ok too.

And there ain't nuttin' wrong with that. Sometimes the ugly ones have killer bods, so that's ok too.
- weirdoh

As long as they are not fat or ugly I don't care. Better?

Don't ask me why tall tho. Maybe because it's more to love.

And there ain't nuttin' wrong with that. Sometimes the ugly ones have killer bods, so that's ok too.
- weirdoh

I officially hate my job.

I officially hate my job.
- mr.peanut

Sorry to hear that. I'm here if you need to talk about the lack of women. It's sometimes hard to find somebody who understands. And let me tell you, lately, I understand.

Sorry to hear that. I'm here if you need to talk about the lack of women. It's sometimes hard to find somebody who understands. And let me tell you, lately, I understand.
- weirdoh

one of the old fatties at my work was wearing yoga shorts. I thought about quitting.

one of the old fatties at my work was wearing yoga shorts. I thought about quitting.
- mr.peanut

God, at least my job only has 30 something moms young enough to be cool, a guy that reminds me of my cousin's childhood friend, a male boss making dirty jokes and a female boss that seems to bring candies everyday.

Edit: Also, that cool guy working with the printers and the 2 hotties that bring papers to sign to the office next to mine everyday.

one of the old fatties at my work was wearing yoga shorts. I thought about quitting.
- mr.peanut

You'll get a lot of those from time to time. You being young, just have to learn to block it out and maybe even think to yourself..."would I? How many beers?"

You'll get a lot of those from time to time. You being young, just have to learn to block it out and maybe even think to yourself..."would I? How many beers?"
- weirdoh

No amount of beers would make me want to. I told the manager that her wearing those was a human rights violation.

No amount of beers would make me want to. I told the manager that her wearing those was a human rights violation.
- mr.peanut

Way I know your boss, he had a good laugh

Way I know your boss, he had a good laugh
- jugkope

He did.

So let's see... the Leafs started in 1931, have 11 Stanley Cups & a rich history. So Time wants to remove all memories going back 82 years. Wow, well Tim if ya wanna rip the heart out of the history of the Toronto Maple Leafs, I'm surprised you don't pack up the Leafs & move them to another city in Ontario say Hamilton or Markham so they can start fresh as the Hamilton Hogs or the Markham Acers.
- GCHonda

she's at the piglets
- AGalchenyuk27

You nailed it BL!

She led 2 of them back here.

They are circling the BBQ like seagulls at the dump.

You'll get a lot of those from time to time. You being young, just have to learn to block it out and maybe even think to yourself..."would I? How many beers?"
- weirdoh

Yup!

Yup!
- pete26

He's still young. He thinks I'm kidding around.

You nailed it BL!

She led 2 of them back here.

They are circling the BBQ like seagulls at the dump.
- pete26

anyone buying this Kyle Clifford thing? would renew my faith in MB if it happens...

anyone buying this Kyle Clifford thing? would renew my faith in MB if it happens...
- scotch_tape

wonder what would be going the other way

anyone buying this Kyle Clifford thing? would renew my faith in MB if it happens...
- scotch_tape

Ya same, but it seems like only Ek is on it. Which means, meh

wonder what would be going the other way
- stinger67

Bournival.

My admiration for people dealing with the real emergency stuff has gone up another level. I cry for an injured stray cat, can you imagine?
- Not_Yan

We took a squirrel to the SPCA after it was dying on our porch in the middle of winter. Most likely narrowly escaped from a cat. Some of us are wired to care for animals more than others...

We took a squirrel to the SPCA after it was dying on our porch in the middle of winter. Most likely narrowly escaped from a cat. Some of us are wired to care for animals more than others...
- muffin_man

Honestly?

A god damn squirrel?

Honestly?

A god damn squirrel?
- pete26

love just how much that one irks you that you edited to add more

love just how much that one irks you that you edited to add more
- muffin_man

Probably.

And you edited...

We took a squirrel to the SPCA after it was dying on our porch in the middle of winter. Most likely narrowly escaped from a cat. Some of us are wired to care for animals more than others...
- muffin_man

likely gave it to a cat to eat after you left.