IT'S A (frank)ING STRAY!!!!!

Oh, holy poop!
- Not_Yan

FFS.
- hscesq

what?

Yes
- Not_Yan

If you save it make sure you take a picture and post it on reddit 'found this little guy limpin on two legs... etc' and whore some karma.

I know him. He is THE alley cat that's been around since I moved in. Animal control is crap here, we canadians are the worse at abandoning pets so they don't bother, thare are just way too many. I'm the biggest cat fag and that dude needs to die ASAP.
- Not_Yan

Well, if I was your neighbor I would help.

what?
- DoubleDown

Yes DD, its a (frank)ing stray get with the program

IT'S A (frank)ING MAQUETTE!!!!!
- hscesq

fixed

fixed
- stinger67

he has water and food and I helped him drink water, I have 2 options now
- let him die slowly
- achieve him

trust me.
- Not_Yan

Même la SPA veut rien faire ? Ça devrait être leur job il me semble...

Well, if I was your neighbor I would help.
- pete26

Thanks Pete.

Thanks Pete.
- Not_Yan

so? any developments?

edit: we are all paying attention and judging you.

he has water and food and I helped him drink water, I have 2 options now
- let him die slowly
- achieve him

trust me.
- Not_Yan

ca se dit ca?!?! genre l'achevé???

- BashCH

The lady at the bottom really dressed her kids for a (frank)ing funeral.

ca se dit ca?!?! genre l'achevé???
- TouenneTiiTree

No, the correct expression is

fixed
- stinger67

I thought this was funny. Not new, but funny.

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem

ca se dit ca?!?! genre l'achevé???
- TouenneTiiTree

Moi je l'dis

he has water and food and I helped him drink water, I have 2 options now
- let him die slowly
- achieve him

trust me.
- Not_Yan

I thought this was funny. Not new, but funny.

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem
- hscesq

This one is amazing.

http://www.telegraph.co.u...ger-complaint-letter.html

Moi je l'dis
- Not_Yan

Pense pas que je serais capable de "l'achever".








(à moins qu'il soit rentré chez nous pour que je l'aide pis qu'il pisse partout sur les divans, je le tuerais à mains nues sans problème)

I thought this was funny. Not new, but funny.

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem
- hscesq

not funny...really.

Pense pas que je serais capable de "l'achever".








(à moins qu'il soit rentré chez nous pour que je l'aide pis qu'il pisse partout sur les divans, je le tuerais à mains nues sans problème)
- Pecafan Fan

Pense pas que je serais capable de "l'achever".








(à moins qu'il soit rentré chez nous pour que je l'aide pis qu'il pisse partout sur les divans, je le tuerais à mains nues sans problème)
- Pecafan Fan

did yan and stee throw down yet?

Moi je l'dis
- Not_Yan

Sérieux je compatie...je sais pas ce que je ferais non plus...