yeah I guess I should have mentioned that I won't be going to the airport by helicopter.
- dt99999

I never thought someone would whine about door to car door travel, but I guess it would be you. (frank)ing sissy.

When the TSA asks you who's Shaq sized dildo is in your luggage, will lie and say it's your wife's or fess up and say it's yours?

"Sorry honey, but your bag of flip-flops is just too heavy for my girly arms."

I never thought someone would whine about door to car door travel, but I guess it would be you. (frank)ing sissy.

When the TSA asks you who's Shaq sized dildo is in your luggage, will lie and say it's your wife's or fess up and say it's yours?
- FloRidaCats

you imbecile. it's not about door to car it's about not needing to take all that poop.

also I travel enough through the airport that they know the dildo is mine.

you imbecile. it's not about door to car it's about not needing to take all that poop.

also I travel enough through the airport that they know the dildo is mine.
- dt99999

Easy for you to say. Your skid-ridden speedo doesn't take much room.

Adam's on a roll!

Easy for you to say. Your skid-ridden speedo doesn't take much room.
- FloRidaCats

mmm

Adam's on a roll!
- Tee-Dot

you're a (frank)ing idiot!!

you're a (frank)ing idiot!!
- dt99999

I'm glad we can unite and agree on this.

you're a (frank)ing idiot!!
- dt99999

Deflect.

I'm glad we can unite and agree on this.
- FloRidaCats

yes. and the dildo.

yes. and the dildo.
- dt99999

u staying at Desmond's?

u staying at Desmond's?
- BingoLady

no. heading to the beach right away after we land.

yes. and the dildo.
- dt99999

A bond that runs deep.

no. heading to the beach right away after we land.
- dt99999

Pee in the ocean.

Pee in the ocean.
- FloRidaCats

Davies does that

So that's it ?

So that's it ?
- WaterBoy

stfu

Adam's on a roll!
- Tee-Dot

jesus christ

Good 2 weeks ahead, trying Schwartz this weekend, probably the birth of the Queen's greatgrandkid and then The History of the Devil

jesus christ
- Crimsoninja

If you had a time machine and took any of today's stars back to the early 80's they'd absolutely decimate the competition.

And if you brought any of the stars from that era to the present, they'd have a hell of a time keeping up.

Today's players are not only bigger, stronger, faster and better conditioned, they're also much more adept at dangling, playing pucks on the backhand, are more aware of on-ice situations (from studying film), and are much more attuned defensively (much more stress on two-way play starting from childhood).

A guy like Stamkos would have probably broken all of Gretzky's single-season records flying past those big pilons that passed for dmen, torching the primitive goaltending, and exploiting matchups against bottom sixes that were chock full of goons. Ditto Crosby, OV, Datsyuk, Giroux, etc.

Whereas we already witnessed what clutch and grab did to slow down Gretzky in his mid-30's... he probably could have played into his 40's, but he told his dad that the players were just getting bigger and faster every year and he didn't think he could hang on.
- Tomahawk
- BingoLady

this is true

10 more pounds of chicken wings

Dan, I must say I agree. The wives always want to pack 2 suitcases worth of useless poop and then you have to buy another one just to fit in all the clothes they buy on the vacation. Pack a suitcase half full and shop away.

"Oilers are the new Red Wings."

- Richard Cloutier