I haven't shaved anything since I was 15.

I haven't shaved anything since I was 15.
- NoobasaurusRex

So its safe to say you got a lushes V going from your chest pubs down to your ball fro?

I thought it was funny.
- HouseArrest187

Definitely funny.

The fact that this is my entertainment for a Friday night is the sad part.

But...

It is really funny knowing that people actually think Kessel is better than Hall.

Can someone please tell me what Phil Kessel has that Taylor Hall doesn't?

The only thing I can come up with is a right handed shot.

Pretty much the same thing I posted... See above.
- HouseArrest187

Getting head during the goggles? Inconceivable!

Definitely funny.

The fact that this is my entertainment for a Friday night is the sad part.

But...

It is really funny knowing that people actually think Kessel is better than Hall.

Can someone please tell me what Phil Kessel has that Taylor Hall doesn't?

The only thing I can come up with is a right handed shot.
- Boom.

Meh, don't sweat it. Outside is overrated. I prefer to stay home now a days anyway.
Chill out, have a few beer, watch some tv. Plus this place is always good for a laugh.
Plus I'm way less likely to get arrested for anything. So that's a plus.

As for the chumps on kessel's Richard, they'll shut there traps soon enough when hall makes him his whooping boy.

Getting head during the goggles? Inconceivable!
- unkydav

yep, that's how we roll now a days.

Buffalo doesn't want hemsky and they wont trade for him. Stafford a good fit for oilers but idk what a deal would be...buffalo has 5 second rounders in the next 2 years already (3 in 2014) and i believe you traded q second rounder in the perron deal? Is stafford+2014 second rounder worth your 1st rounder? Probably late teens the first rounder would be.

Buffalo doesn't want hemsky and they wont trade for him. Stafford a good fit for oilers but idk what a deal would be...buffalo has 5 second rounders in the next 2 years already (3 in 2014) and i believe you traded q second rounder in the perron deal? Is stafford+2014 second rounder worth your 1st rounder? Probably late teens the first rounder would be.
- Djtyczy

.....

Definitely funny.

The fact that this is my entertainment for a Friday night is the sad part.

But...

It is really funny knowing that people actually think Kessel is better than Hall.

Can someone please tell me what Phil Kessel has that Taylor Hall doesn't?

The only thing I can come up with is a right handed shot.
- Boom.

One less nut

Buffalo doesn't want hemsky and they wont trade for him. Stafford a good fit for oilers but idk what a deal would be...buffalo has 5 second rounders in the next 2 years already (3 in 2014) and i believe you traded q second rounder in the perron deal? Is stafford+2014 second rounder worth your 1st rounder? Probably late teens the first rounder would be.
- Djtyczy

I would offer a 3rd rounder tops for Stafford.

Meh, don't sweat it. Outside is overrated. I prefer to stay home now a days anyway.
Chill out, have a few beer, watch some tv. Plus this place is always good for a laugh.
Plus I'm way less likely to get arrested for anything. So that's a plus.

As for the chumps on kessel's Richard, they'll shut there traps soon enough when hall makes him his whooping boy.
- HouseArrest187

I have to work tomorrow anyway.

Honestly, where do you see the oilers finishing next year?

Pains me to say it Clout's but this was a pretty entertaining read !!

I would offer a 3rd rounder tops for Stafford.
- Ihatebrianburke

I dont blame you after his last season lol. His value shyrocketed down this year.

I have to work tomorrow anyway.

Honestly, where do you see the oilers finishing next year?
- Boom.

(frank), i just wanna make the playoffs. I'm a optimist, so I'm going 7-8th. We have improved the roster with lots of time to tweak still.

How bout the flames?

Stauffer said he knows of a contender that'd pay Penner just under 3M, so I don't think he goes to EDM for 1.5.

Kessel is 26 and only getting better. Good luck with that.
- SameOld

my prediction - Kessel runs into Kadri, gets concussed, out for a year, retires and flees for KHL

Also EDM should push for Mark Fayne out of NJ. Him or Bernier

Pains me to say it Clout's but this was a pretty entertaining read !!
- Pairo11

Like your avatar.

I can guarantee the 14YO we all know and love does not shave

my prediction - Kessel runs into Kadri, gets concussed, out for a year, retires and flees for KHL
- crazywolf

I'd give MY left nut to see that happen.

So seriously, do you think the Oilers (at the moment) can finish in the top three of the new Conference? Or at least challenge for a wild card spot?
- LeftCoaster

when they clean up the bottom 6, they can compete for the wildcard spot

I can guarantee the 14YO we all know and love does not shave
- TheNugeIsHuge

Where the (frank) is jailbait, haven't seen him in a while.

I think it's a long shot at best, still not deep enough down the middle. But what do I know.
- LeftCoaster

RNH-Gags-Gordon is a strong top 3. I'm extremely biased, but I think Nuge is gonna be Datsyuk-lite. Begin laughing emoticons non-oiler fans

Definitely funny.

The fact that this is my entertainment for a Friday night is the sad part.

But...

It is really funny knowing that people actually think Kessel is better than Hall.

Can someone please tell me what Phil Kessel has that Taylor Hall doesn't?

The only thing I can come up with is a right handed shot.
- Boom.

Right handed shot AND Down's syndrome .

Hey Ricky Boy, of Kessel, Lupul, JVR or Clarkson who does Hemsky replace in the top 6?

Why do you think there hasn't been a trade yet? Nobody wants him. Soft players who at the very least don't light it up aren't welcome on Carlyle's team.
- Flats

or maybe they haven't found the right deal. I'd put Hemmer on before Bozak