What do the New Jersey Devils and the Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice!
- rangerdanger94

Wicked burn bro!

What do the New Jersey Devils and the Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice!
- rangerdanger94

too soon?

What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the New Jersey Devils?

Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
- rangerdanger94

http://www.jokes4us.com/s...rontomapleleafsjokes.html

Nice....

Wicked burn bro!
- smellmyfinger

What is the difference between a New Jersey Devils fan and a pot hole?

I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the New Jersey Devils?

Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
- rangerdanger94

Black and mexican jokes are all the same - once you've heard juan you've heard jamal

What do the New Jersey Devils and the Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice!
- rangerdanger94

They're both large boats? I'm not sure I see where you're going with this

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nhljokes/torontomapleleafsjokes.html

Nice....
- rmdevil313

How do you casterate an New Jersey Devils fan?

Kick his sister in the mouth

too soon?
- mighty13duck

What did Henry's team mates say when he asked them for a drink?

Sorry guy, we don't have any cups.

Black and mexican jokes are all the same - once you've heard juan you've heard jamal
- Mr.Black

What did Henry's team mates say when he asked them for a drink?

Sorry guy, we don't have any cups.
- smellmyfinger

i think he said "i can't pour any drinks in my vezina"

Penner couldn't score goals with Mike Richards, Jeff Carter, Dustin Brown, Anze Kopitar, and Justin Williams. Don't know how much hope there is for him...
- MrToast

You could take the last three off because he didn't play with them, maybe on the PP. And with Carter and Richards, was he playing on the right wing, don't know? I was just saying he could do well with us because of the style of play on the boards with Zubrus and Zajac. And how do we know if Brunner would even work for us, he was playing with Zetterberg. It's just an option, but you never know. As long as it's cheap 2.5 or so. I think Brunner wants at least 3 and Jagr is probably gonna be 3.5/4. And we still have to sign Henrique, if we don't trade him, plus I don't think Teddy will get a shot.

The lines would have to have Zajac and Henrique in the top six and Lokti on the third line. The only reason he was on the top line was because of Kovy. I don't like him on the top line without Kovy so third line it should be.

They're both large boats? I'm not sure I see where you're going with this
- bobert836

Get ready for an M NIght Shyamalan plot twist...

They're both large boats? I'm not sure I see where you're going with this
- bobert836

Wrong! They both are at the bottom of the ocean, with lawyers and a good start and such.

Can we please stop the overused, poopty jokes please? This might be worse than seeing a Carrot top and Dane Cook duo live.

You could take the last three off because he didn't play with them, maybe on the PP. And with Carter and Richards, was he playing on the right wing, don't know? I was just saying he could do well with us because of the style of play on the boards with Zubrus and Zajac. And how do we know if Brunner would even work for us, he was playing with Zetterberg. It's just an option, but you never know. As long as it's cheap 2.5 or so. I think Brunner wants at least 3 and Jagr is probably gonna be 3.5/4. And we still have to sign Henrique, if we don't trade him, plus I don't think Teddy will get a shot.

The lines would have to have Zajac and Henrique in the top six and Lokti on the third line. The only reason he was on the top line was because of Kovy. I don't like him on the top line without Kovy so third line it should be.
- Devils9503

Stop talking about hockey, unless you form your statement into a rediculous joke!

How do you casterate an New Jersey Devils fan?

Kick his sister in the mouth
- rangerdanger94

so true

How do you keep a Devils fan from masterbating?

You paint his Richard Rangers blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

rofl

I thought the devils sucked before today

How do you keep a Devils fan from masterbating?

You paint his Richard Rangers blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

rofl
- rangerdanger94

These work a lot better for the leafs...

These work a lot better for the leafs...
- rmdevil313

You just signaled 50 Leaf posters to come into this post. Nice work

You just signaled 50 Leaf posters to come into this post. Nice work
- mighty13duck

Surprisingly, the leafs fans were very well behaved today. I was expecting worse from them and the flyers.

Surprisingly, the leafs fans were very well behaved today. I was expecting worse from them and the flyers.
- rmdevil313

cuz they know kessel is bouncing next summer

You just signaled 50 Leaf posters to come into this post. Nice work
- mighty13duck

All in our master plan. Just being told by one fan base with an unjustified sense of accomplishment isn't enough. We need the kings of that schniz in here.

you guys are gonna get lit up by the flyers, penguins, and capitals and won't be able to score on the rangers. you'll be too far down the division rankings to get that last wildcard spot.
- rangerdanger94

AHhh summer predictions.

AHhh summer predictions.
- NickA

theres never any exciting news in the summer