Presenting the all-new Mercedes SLK with dual airbags and front impact self-immolation.


- oniremosewa

Presenting the all-new Mercedes SLK with dual airbags and front impact self-immolation.


- oniremosewa

Howie 2.0

This gives me an idea...


*walks to stee's face....*
- WaterBoy

sait pas, j'm'imagine très bien envoyer chier Bouchard !
- Pecafan Fan

So the state education department has stepped in and forced Buffalo to send some kids from 2 inner city (read: (frank)ing ghetto) schools to suburban education programs because Buffalo has failed to do ANYTHING to improve student achievement. 1 in 4 students graduate those 2 schools despite having the highest per student spending in the country.

1 in (frank)ing 4 students graduate.
- muffin_man

pretty good for Buffalo, I imagine.

http://deadspin.com/fan-d...clist-with-piss-730361701

First 2 comments are gold.

This gives me an idea...


*walks to stee's face....*
- WaterBoy

And Trevor Martin would still be alive if the gun-carrying-wannabe-cop-Zimmerman stayed in his car minding his own business...


oh wait!



ZIMMERMAN IS THE VICTIM HERE!!!!
- Pecafan Fan

speaking of Trevor, I was sitting next to Trevor Timmins last Sunday.

I told him "BIG sends his regards"

- Pecafan Fan

Like, it wasn't even subtle. The whole car bursts into flames, charring the body, while a TV camera crew is on-site *immediately*?

This is the journalistic equivalent to Bill Hicks' bit about the president-elect being taken into a dark room and shown the Kennedy assassination from the angle that shows the three CIA-contracted Mob snipers homeless guys on the grassy knoll.

"Any questions?"
"Only what my agenda is!"

speaking of Trevor, I was sitting next to Trevor Timmins last Sunday.

I told him "BIG sends his regards"
- stinger67

Did he void his bowels?

And Trevor Martin would still be alive if the gun-carrying-wannabe-cop-Zimmerman stayed in his car minding his own business...


oh wait!



ZIMMERMAN IS THE VICTIM HERE!!!!
- Pecafan Fan

He probably saved some lives.

sait pas, j'm'imagine très bien envoyer chier Bouchard !
- Pecafan Fan

eille mon chum, tu vas aller réfléchir chez vous si tu fais ça!

EDIT: En fait, c'est Jean-François Houle qu'il a envoyé chier.

He probably saved some lives.
- stormey

He probably saved some lives.
- stormey

Should get the medal of honor

Should get the medal of honor
- BashCH

He probably saved some lives.
- stormey

eille mon chum, tu vas aller réfléchir chez vous si tu fais ça!

EDIT: En fait, c'est Jean-François Houle qu'il a envoyé chier.
- stinger67

Ouin, ben y'a pas l'air du gars le plus parlable en ville lui non plus...

Did he void his bowels?
- AdamFrench

him? no, but his fat kid did.

http://deadspin.com/fan-d...clist-with-piss-730361701

First 2 comments are gold.
- BashCH

Quest
- AGalchenyuk27

UPDATE: My cousin is still a (frank)ing moron.

UPDATE: My cousin is still a (frank)ing moron.
- 3M

Had a little girl and named her "Sienna" ?

En tabarnak à part de ça...

edit: elle aurait mal au pèteu.... oooooh que oui!
- Pecafan Fan

Had a little girl and named her "Sienna" ?
- BashCH

We're not talking about Rick here. Give it some time.

Ouin, ben y'a pas l'air du gars le plus parlable en ville lui non plus...
- Pecafan Fan

Don't (frank) with Peanut Jr.

http://deadspin.com/fan-d...clist-with-piss-730361701

First 2 comments are gold.
- BashCH

"The liquid was thrown from a bottle with the 28-year-old Cavendish initially thinking it was water before realising what it was from the taste."

Even then, he initially confused it with Bud Light.