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WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 9 @ 9:35 PM ET
I thought it was just a headache???? It was a stroke. Thank (frank)ing god I'm done.
- weirdoh

Hope you bring some yoga pants.

BTW.... hot (frank)ing nurses.

They put me on a floor for people with cardiac problems... So I was the youngest by at least 30 years... I got offered so many sponge baths by hot young nurses... many stories that I won't share here. oorrr via pm
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Jul 9 @ 9:35 PM ET
It was a Appendectomy. ( bursted appendix for major infection... just for weirdoh)
- WaterBoy


Yikes!

No lie, my nephew had that happen to him, it also triggered a heart attack.

He didn't know it until about a month later, when his doctor was looking over his EKG's the night it burst.

I don't mean to scare you, but I would get your ticker checked too.
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jul 9 @ 9:35 PM ET
That would not be a problem.
- WaterBoy

glad ur feelng better bud. Dd u bone any nurses?
mr.peanut
Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jul 9 @ 9:36 PM ET
Hope you bring some yoga pants.

BTW.... hot (frank)ing nurses.

They put me on a floor for people with cardiac problems... So I was the youngest by at least 30 years... I got offered so many sponge baths by hot young nurses... many stories that I won't share here. oorrr via pm

- WaterBoy

Did he scrub everywhere?
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jul 9 @ 9:37 PM ET
Did he scrub everywhere?
- mr.peanut

Doubledown's a male nurse?
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 9 @ 9:37 PM ET
Yikes!

No lie, my nephew had that happen to him, it also triggered a heart attack.

He didn't know it until about a month later, when his doctor was looking over his EKG's the night it burst.

I don't mean to scare you, but I would get your ticker checked too.

- pete26

I did get it checked. All fine. Infection did most of the damage. The removal wasn't that bad.... well.. ok it hurt like I've never hurt before... but not bad.


The runs and infection... TABARNAK !


I blame Briere for all of this and was wishing to get a visit from him
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 9 @ 9:38 PM ET
Did he scrub everywhere?
- mr.peanut

With is tongue !


Yessss yes....

So many Haitians working the system
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 9 @ 9:39 PM ET
So ya...I met Ilya Kovalchuk's cousin at the butchers this morning...it was like looking at a blonde girl version of him. (frank)ing identical.
jugkope
Location: Possibly at the Zoo
Joined: 07.19.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:39 PM ET
Hope you bring some yoga pants.

BTW.... hot (frank)ing nurses.

They put me on a floor for people with cardiac problems... So I was the youngest by at least 30 years... I got offered so many sponge baths by hot young nurses... many stories that I won't share here. oorrr via pm

- WaterBoy


I know a nurse.

She wanted to give a blowjob to my friend in a pool.
jugkope
Location: Possibly at the Zoo
Joined: 07.19.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:40 PM ET
So ya...I met Ilya Kovalchuk's cousin at the butchers this morning...it was like looking at a blonde girl version of him. (frank)ing identical.
- AdamFrench


By "cousin" you mean a guy that looked like him?
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:41 PM ET
I did get it checked. All fine. Infection did most of the damage. The removal wasn't that bad.... well.. ok it hurt like I've never hurt before... but not bad.


The runs and infection... TABARNAK !


I blame Briere for all of this and was wishing to get a visit from him

- WaterBoy


Although I feel for you, my wife says suck it up buttercup.

P.S. Danny ain't coming.
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jul 9 @ 9:41 PM ET
By "cousin" you mean a guy that looked like him?
- jugkope

Hell would be stee as the only poster on HB
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:41 PM ET
I know a nurse.

She wanted to give a blowjob to my friend in a pool.

- jugkope


And?
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 9 @ 9:42 PM ET
Although I feel for you, my wife says suck it up buttercup.

P.S. Danny ain't coming.

- Ultimate Cyberhabs

Tell your wife I also dealt with C difficile and other types of infections.

She can still suck me up.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 9 @ 9:42 PM ET
By "cousin" you mean a guy that looked like him?
- jugkope

Nope. His cousin, and it's a her, and despite looking identical to him in the face...she had a pretty nice body.
AGalchenyuk27
Dallas Stars
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jul 9 @ 9:42 PM ET
Although I feel for you, my wife says suck it up buttercup.

P.S. Danny ain't coming.

- Ultimate Cyberhabs

more like Dan with a walleye casserole.
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 9 @ 9:42 PM ET
I know a nurse.

She wanted to give a blowjob to my friend in a pool.

- jugkope

I know a nurse that was in a pool of c... oh wait.

Yeah.
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:42 PM ET
Tell your wife I also dealt with C difficile and other types of infections.

She can still suck me up.

- WaterBoy


I'll let you know what she says.
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:43 PM ET
more like Dan with a walleye casserole.
- AGalchenyuk27


Knock some sense into him? I am thinking this may have been tried before.
jugkope
Location: Possibly at the Zoo
Joined: 07.19.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:43 PM ET
And?
- Ultimate Cyberhabs


Justa flickering thought.
mr.peanut
Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jul 9 @ 9:43 PM ET
I'll let you know what she says.
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

I'm game.
jugkope
Location: Possibly at the Zoo
Joined: 07.19.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:44 PM ET
Nope. His cousin, and it's a her, and despite looking identical to him in the face...she had a pretty nice body.
- AdamFrench


So she's a good looking Russian butcher?

I find this hard to believe.
mr.peanut
Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jul 9 @ 9:44 PM ET
Nope. His cousin, and it's a her, and despite looking identical to him in the face...she had a pretty nice body.
- AdamFrench

What happened?
Ultimate Cyberhabs
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Marty does not assume, he just
Joined: 03.21.2009

Jul 9 @ 9:44 PM ET
I'm gay.
- mr.peanut


And?
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Jul 9 @ 9:46 PM ET
I did get it checked. All fine. Infection did most of the damage. The removal wasn't that bad.... well.. ok it hurt like I've never hurt before... but not bad.


The runs and infection... TABARNAK !


I blame Briere for all of this and was wishing to get a visit from him

- WaterBoy


Good stuff

Well, not the runs and pain
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