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joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:30 AM ET
Im a Richard and you're a vagina (you really are though).. guess how babies are made?
- systemtool


they're definitely not made by someone rocking out their 15 year old mentality playing keyboard warrior on the internet.

well, it looks like you may have been fabbed up under those circumstances, but not everyone is.

you're lost on the idea that you don't have to be a (frank)ing douche canoe to get a point across, and doing so does nothing other than upping your internet tough guy factor by a few points.
Jurco_28
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: 51st state-Canada or Puerto Rico?
Joined: 06.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:30 AM ET
Clarkson gets a Ville Leino deal tommorow
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:32 AM ET
If Leafs sign Clarkson tomorrow he will be buying his Jersey before Christmas, guaranteed.
- Big_Lightnin


you tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night, but i won't be buying his jersey if it costs twice as much as it's worth.

that would be poor money management on my part. i'll find one of those run of the mill provides the same intangibles type jerseys that seem to be everywhere, selling for what they're worth.
Big_Lightnin
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pain is coming
Joined: 08.12.2010

Jul 5 @ 1:32 AM ET
yeah. you ca have your hypotheticals all day long. signing big time contracts based on them is foolish.

well ville leino put up x amount of points on phillys third line. if he had better minutes with better players his numbers are even better. that statement is not to different than he could have done this without injury, without playing in a defensive system, blah blah. ask buffalo how that logic pans out.

- joel878


Leino - signed with 150 games played

Clarkson - 427 games played

slightly better sample size.
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Jul 5 @ 1:32 AM ET
they're definitely not made by someone rocking out their 15 year old mentality playing keyboard warrior on the internet.

well, it looks like you may have been fabbed up under those circumstances, but not everyone is.

you're lost on the idea that you don't have to be a (frank)ing douche canoe to get a point across, and doing so does nothing other than upping your internet tough guy factor by a few points.

- joel878


Someday you'll learn that your masterplan of acting like a complete douche yacht to point out someone elses douchebaggery makes you not only the biggest douche, but an ass tampon as well.
Big_Lightnin
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pain is coming
Joined: 08.12.2010

Jul 5 @ 1:33 AM ET
Clarkson gets a Ville Leino deal tommorow
- Jurco_28


that would be a steal
Jurco_28
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: 51st state-Canada or Puerto Rico?
Joined: 06.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:33 AM ET
that would be a steal
- Big_Lightnin

u know wht i mean..
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:34 AM ET
Leino - signed with 150 games played

Clarkson - 427 games played

slightly better sample size.

- Big_Lightnin


so he managed to put up more points in a season, than clarkson ever has, in a 1/3 of the games?

tell me more..
UsernameUnknown
Seattle Kraken
Location: Gotta' Catch Em All!
Joined: 03.25.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:36 AM ET
Someday you'll learn that your masterplan of acting like a complete douche yacht to point out someone elses douchebaggery makes you not only the biggest douche, but an ass tampon as well.
- systemtool


What the (frank) is this?

Is this how the kids talk these days.

Jesus.
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:36 AM ET
Someday you'll learn that your masterplan of acting like a complete douche yacht to point out someone elses douchebaggery makes you not only the biggest douche, but an ass tampon as well.
- systemtool


haha..

if you've got nothing better to say than 'i don't even remember what the point was, i've got nothing left in the tank other than acting like a bratty female genitalia, but this little sparring competition is so exciting to me i'm probably gonna masturbate before i sleep' (frank) off, and kill yourself.
Jurco_28
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: 51st state-Canada or Puerto Rico?
Joined: 06.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:37 AM ET
What the (frank) is this?

Is this how the kids talk these days.

Jesus.

- UsernameUnknown

i guess yeah

i have no idea what a douche yacht is
Big_Lightnin
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pain is coming
Joined: 08.12.2010

Jul 5 @ 1:38 AM ET
so he managed to put up more points in a season, than clarkson ever has, in a 1/3 of the games?

tell me more..

- joel878


Leino has 40 career nhl goals
Clarkson scored 45 in his last season and a half
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Jul 5 @ 1:39 AM ET
haha..

if you've got nothing better to say than 'i don't even remember what the point was, i've got nothing left in the tank other than acting like a bratty female genitalia, but this little sparring competition is so exciting to me i'm probably gonna masturbate before i sleep' (frank) off, and kill yourself.

- joel878




30 goal average for second liners. Good night.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 5 @ 1:40 AM ET
Clarkson gets a Ville Leino deal tommorow
- Jurco_28

god it feels good to hear that name i have to admit

for once the flyers got the most out of a player and another team swooped in to overpay him..instead of the other way around
Big_Lightnin
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pain is coming
Joined: 08.12.2010

Jul 5 @ 1:40 AM ET
i guess yeah

i have no idea what a douche yacht is

- Jurco_28


considerably bigger than a douche canoe... would be my guess anyway
Big_Lightnin
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pain is coming
Joined: 08.12.2010

Jul 5 @ 1:41 AM ET
god it feels good to hear that name i have to admit

for once the flyers got the most out of a player and another team swooped in to overpay him..instead of the other way around

- Crimsoninja


funny how all those Sabres fans mouthing off about signing Leino and Erhoff seem to have disappeared. They were dozens of them in here that summer
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:41 AM ET


30 goal average for second liners. Good night.

- systemtool


coolest guy on the hockey forum.

can i grab an autograph on the way out?

i'll have my people get to your people.

Jurco_28
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: 51st state-Canada or Puerto Rico?
Joined: 06.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:42 AM ET
coolest guy on the hockey forum.

can i grab an autograph on the way out?

i'll have my people get to your people.

- joel878

Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 5 @ 1:42 AM ET
funny how all those Sabres fans mouthing off about signing Leino and Erhoff seem to have disappeared. They were dozens of them in here that summer
- Big_Lightnin

Erhoff was a good signing, imo
pricey but a good player going forward
UsernameUnknown
Seattle Kraken
Location: Gotta' Catch Em All!
Joined: 03.25.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:42 AM ET
i guess yeah

i have no idea what a douche yacht is

- Jurco_28


Easy. It's a term to describe Wankers, Fiddle(frank)ers, D-Bag Nozzles, Old-man's Popcorn, HookerHorks, LoogieTuesdays, and Cockmaster-the-Moustacher, or any other such names that make no sense.
TML4Life85
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Kitchener, ON
Joined: 01.29.2012

Jul 5 @ 1:44 AM ET
funny how all those Sabres fans mouthing off about signing Leino and Erhoff seem to have disappeared. They were dozens of them in here that summer
- Big_Lightnin


Perhaps reality sunk in
TML4Life85
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Kitchener, ON
Joined: 01.29.2012

Jul 5 @ 1:45 AM ET
Easy. It's a term to describe Wankers, Fiddle(frank)ers, D-Bag Nozzles, Old-man's Popcorn, HookerHorks, LoogieTuesdays, and Cockmaster-the-Moustacher, or any other such names that make no sense.
- UsernameUnknown


Only on our forum do I see these weird words and it makes for rib breaking laughter
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 5 @ 1:45 AM ET
just backread a bit

i dont envy you guys regarding this Clarkson situation.
really is a tough player to get a read on.
but like it or not, if you want to acquire him, its going to cost more than you would probably like to pay.

but that really goes for any UFA these days..
Jurco_28
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: 51st state-Canada or Puerto Rico?
Joined: 06.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 1:45 AM ET
Perhaps reality sunk in
- TML4Life85

brought this up in the sabres blog on here, according to them it never happened and they get pissy when u try to discuss it
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Jul 5 @ 1:47 AM ET
Leino has 40 career nhl goals
Clarkson scored 45 in his last season and a half

- Big_Lightnin


leino is 2 years removed from that magical 19
clarkson is 2 years removed from 12.

it goes both ways.

they'll both be grossly overpaid by the end of tomorrow.
both their teams will regret their contracts.
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