Guys going to church in a new town and he walks past four boys with their peckers in the snow. Thinks its a little odd continue on into church. So the whole service he thinking about what he saw, and finally goes up to someone with the church and tells him what he saw and asks what it was about. The guys says "oh don't worry about that the priest just likes to suck back a few cold ones after the service"
- Yeti1181

See previous comment RE: hot, successful wife who loves sport
- lumlums

Sex change?

Sex change?
- Yeti1181

Nope, just a competitive person... she represented Canada at under 18 for sailing and the same for Ontario for two Canada summer games, plus did (a couple of games) university volleyball, so she's just someone who loves sport

- lumlums

Guys named hunglikeapuck is offended by a sex joke pot meet kettle

Nope, just a competitive person... she represented Canada at under 18 for sailing and the same for Ontario for two Canada summer games, plus did (a couple of games) university volleyball, so she's just someone who loves sport
- lumlums

I like my reasoning better

Guys named hunglikeapuck is offended by a sex joke pot meet kettle
- Yeti1181

he's just pissed cause he was the 5th guy who couldn't get his tiny pecker into the snowbank in that joke.

also why he became a habs fan.

Guys named hunglikeapuck is offended by a sex joke pot meet kettle
- Yeti1181

Seems like there's a ref lurking... hi Bruce/Lou/Juice!!!

I like my reasoning better
- Yeti1181

You would...

Seems like there's a ref lurking... hi Bruce/Lou/Juice!!!
- lumlums

Also hi gentleman how are you guys doing? I was thinking the same thing

he's just pissed cause he was the 5th guy who couldn't get his tiny pecker into the snowbank in that joke.

also why he became a habs fan.
- joel878

Ha ha ha ha. So think tomorrow we wake up to some trades?

You would...
- lumlums

I seen a documentary on it once I'm never hitting on a girl I don't know ha ha. Some dudes maybe some dam pretty ladies

Ha ha ha ha. So think tomorrow we wake up to some trades?
- Yeti1181

Wednesday morning...

Talking of wake ups I'm gonna hit the sack... just enough time to sleep and get up at 6am tomorrow!!!

I seen a documentary on it once I'm never hitting on a girl I don't know ha ha. Some dudes maybe some dam pretty ladies
- Yeti1181

Hopefully that gives you some happy dream tonight

Have a good one bud!

Wednesday morning...

Talking of wake ups I'm gonna hit the sack... just enough time to sleep and get up at 6am tomorrow!!!
- lumlums

Night buddy have a good one

Night buddy have a good one
- Yeti1181

A goodnights rest, to a good morning wakeup to possibly some leafs trades or more rumours woooooooooooooooooo

Ha ha ha ha. So think tomorrow we wake up to some trades?
- Yeti1181

Would love to. I'm thinking gm's will hold cards close til the draft though, or at least til some buyouts hit.

A goodnights rest, to a good morning wakeup to possibly some leafs trades or more rumours woooooooooooooooooo
- Mapleleafs_91

I'm so excited I can't hide I'm about to lose control I think I like ooooyyyyyaaa

Source: Ryan Whitney to the Leafs!

A goodnights rest, to a good morning wakeup to possibly some leafs trades or more rumours woooooooooooooooooo
- Mapleleafs_91

Chicago goal scored by number 36, Dave Bolland. Assisted by number 67, Michael Frolik, and number 27, Johnny Oduya.

WOOOOOO!!!

Source: Ryan Whitney to the Leafs!
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Dear source: go jump off a cliff

Byfuglien won't go do anything now, too late, just finished a 5 gallon pail of Shrimp for a midnight snack
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Only 5 gallon? Damn, bet he's still hungry.

edit: and of course the post I quoted was deleted

Only 5 gallon? Damn, bet he's still hungry.

edit: and of course the post I quoted was deleted
- daeth

He jumped off a Cliff, but don't worry he ate the 5 gallon pail too so Buff will be buoyant!

Minny is letting Clutterbuk go, any interest, probably cost us a Dman like Horbinian

Minny is letting Clutterbuk go, any interest, probably cost us a Dman like Horbinian
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Hell yeah.

Doubt they'd let him go, though.

Minny is letting Clutterbuk go, any interest, probably cost us a Dman like Horbinian
- Byfuglien Ate Me

I'd love it, is a huge improvement over Komarov. But 3rd line RW right now is Kulemin. So it'd be sort of a toss up. Maybe Clutterbuck moves over to LW?

Clutterbuck - McClement - Kulemin

Good checking line. Make the 4th line an energy line with good defensive forwards and Orr?

Maybe Talbot, Helm or Gordon? Combo of two?

Talbot/Helm - Gordon - Orr?

I like that bottom six. Still a fan of grabbing Talbot on a small money contract for long term.