Did you know that Egyptians can bang their dead wives for up to 6 days after they died?

Amazing world we live in.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

A little dry, no?

6 days?

if my wife didn't female dog and complain, i would've thought i was banging a dead woman for at least the last 5 years..
- joel878

Who wants a cold one???

Make it Richards/Vinny after they're bought out so we give up no assets and (frank) YEAH!!!!
- lumlums

That would be also an awesome duo! but thats a big IF they are bought out

Yeah im glad it's over..

Im doing well man! Treeplanting is an awesome experience. Ive been in the bush for 2 months now

Im at an oilfield camp a couple hours north of FSJ.. doing some heli-planting for the next 5 days.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

NICE! Sounds like a good life (though your back must be (frank)ing killing you!!!)

I'm really just counting down the months/days until this bastard degree is done so that I can go out and make some coin!

Tomorrow the fun begins! Trading floor is now open. Who's the next big buyout?
- mykokes

Bryz, Lou, Richards, Malone, Weber?

That would be also an awesome duo! but thats a big IF they are bought out
- Mapleleafs_91

That should have been either/or, but still... I'd just be happy with one of them

Yeah im glad it's over..

Im doing well man! Treeplanting is an awesome experience. Ive been in the bush for 2 months now

Im at an oilfield camp a couple hours north of FSJ.. doing some heli-planting for the next 5 days.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

which company did you go with good sir?
And how many university chicks did you engage in sexual relations with ; )

How much they paying for a tree now anyways? and what are your numbers like? 2000? 3000? Glad you made it the two months and continued on into the summer amigo, must mean you got good at it!

Here I thought it was only me that put up with that whining!
- PrinceLH

they're all programmed that way.

it's when they actually stop pretending to actually like hockey, and start female doging about things like the dog being 'a (frank)ing dog', you can pretty much bank on it being permanent.

it's why you lock down a hot one, somewhat tolerable..

Bryz, Lou, Richards, Malone, Weber?
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Who wants a cold one???
- lumlums

wow!.. haha, well played.

6 days?

if my wife didn't female dog and complain, i would've thought i was banging a dead woman for at least the last 5 years..
- joel878

Who wants a cold one???
- lumlums

Bryz, Lou, Richards, Malone, Weber?
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Mike Weber? (frank) yeah!

Hossa's name has been tossed around a bit, too. Ditto Vinny.

they're all programmed that way.

it's when they actually stop pretending to actually like hockey, and start female doging about things like the dog being 'a (frank)ing dog', you can pretty much bank on it being permanent.

it's why you lock down a hot one, somewhat tolerable..
- joel878

Hot? Check.

Awesome job? Check.

Loves Hockey AND soccer??? Check!

Got me a good 'un!!!

A little dry, no?
- As_I_See_It

i would be more concerned with the smell..

wow!.. haha, well played.
- joel878

That was such an easy comment... I had him dead to rights

Hot? Check.

Awesome job? Check.

Loves Hockey AND soccer??? Check!

Got me a good 'un!!!
- lumlums

.. sister?

i would be more concerned with the smell..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

See the numerous questions above by yours truly!

they're all programmed that way.

it's when they actually stop pretending to actually like hockey, and start female doging about things like the dog being 'a (frank)ing dog', you can pretty much bank on it being permanent.

it's why you lock down a hot one, somewhat tolerable..
- joel878

It's also a good idea to have a mancave, just to keep the noise out. A good high end surround sound system is a must. Always leave tools and clothes near the door and keep them out for as long as possible. Mine likes to follow me from room to room and continue her lifelong grievance with me. They all have elephant DNA, when it comes to remembering sh!t!

i would be more concerned with the smell..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

.. sister?
- joel878

Sorry man...

My brother fits the above criteria... apart from the job and appearance ones... Just in case anybody is interested???

which company did you go with good sir?
And how many university chicks did you engage in sexual relations with ; )

How much they paying for a tree now anyways? and what are your numbers like? 2000? 3000? Glad you made it the two months and continued on into the summer amigo, must mean you got good at it!
- mykokes

I work for Nata. They are out of prince george. There are only 3 girl planters!!!!!! and they arent nearly dirty or hairy enough to turn me on.

Yeah i plant around 2000.. 2300 is my pb. I sucked sooo bad for the longest time though hahah.

It's also a good idea to have a mancave, just to keep the noise out. A good high end surround sound system is a must. Always leave tools and clothes near the door and keep them out for as long as possible. Mine likes to follow me from room to room and continue her lifelong grievance with me. They all have elephant DNA, when it comes to remembering sh!t!
- PrinceLH

mine not only has elephant dna with remembering poop, she has 'your fault' syndrome. it's amazing how much poop she can lose because of me..

Sorry man...

My brother fits the above criteria... apart from the job and appearance ones... Just in case anybody is interested???
- lumlums

.. pass!

mine not only has elephant dna with remembering poop, she has 'your fault' syndrome. it's amazing how much poop she can lose because of me..
- joel878

Yeah, I get that all of the time. Everything is my fault and she's never wrong about anything. I think barbed wire might work.