not if he's got any brains he isn't.
- dt99999

She has the brains. He has no options.

Exactly.

Better do it now before it's too late.
- Pecafan Fan

You know better.

Exactly.

Better do it now before it's too late.
- Pecafan Fan

what's the protocol when an older female colleague is crying about something work-related? do i have to acknowledge it? she's not my boss nor am i hers. should i tell her to grow a pair?
- DoubleDown

pm me her number and a pic. ty

Smack her. Hard.
- hscesq

it's very awkward. and the thing is, she has people working under her. so they come into the office and see her crying and are like "aw, what's wrong?"
thats... really not the way to establish authority.

it's very awkward. and the thing is, she has people working under her. so they come into the office and see her crying and are like "aw, what's wrong?"
thats... really not the way to establish authority.
- DoubleDown

She has the brains. He has no options.
- hscesq

and my balls. don't forget about those.

You know better.
- hscesq

The fact I'm not married seems to be inline with this statement.

and my balls. don't forget about those.
- DoubleDown

I didn't want to embarrass you.

it's very awkward. and the thing is, she has people working under her. so they come into the office and see her crying and are like "aw, what's wrong?"
thats... really not the way to establish authority.
- DoubleDown

Quit your job and avoid the dilemma altogether.

Quit your job and avoid the dilemma altogether.
- jugkope

hmm i have been wanting to take a shot at pro hockey... just haven't had the time.

AAV of $2 million for Raffi. $6M over 3 years

San Jose Sharks have re-signed forward Raffi Torres to a three-year contract.

hmm i have been wanting to take a shot at pro hockey... just haven't had the time.
- DoubleDown

Now is the time.

hmm i have been wanting to take a shot at pro hockey... just haven't had the time.
- DoubleDown

so quit your current job now, work out for the summer, and show up for the habs camp

AAV of $2 million for Raffi. $6M over 3 years

San Jose Sharks have re-signed forward Raffi Torres to a three-year contract.
- BingoLady

what's the protocol when an older female colleague is crying about something work-related? do i have to acknowledge it? she's not my boss nor am i hers. should i tell her to grow a pair?
- DoubleDown

Bring her a glass of water. Shut the door. Ask if there is anything you can do and politely suggest that she go home for the day or at least take a break.


















then give her a nice brisk slap on the ass on the way out and say "buck up chap"

Bring her a glass of water. Shut the door. Ask if there is anything you can do and politely suggest that she go home for the day or at least take a break.

then give her a nice brisk slap on the ass on the way out and say "buck up chap"
- yemrots

I knew something was wrong after reading the first part.

I knew something was wrong after reading the first part.
- BashCH

You actually read it?

You actually read it?
- jugkope

Got nothing better to do

Bring her a glass of water. Shut the door. Ask if there is anything you can do and politely suggest that she go home for the day or at least take a break.


















then give her a nice brisk slap on the ass on the way out and say "buck up chap"
- yemrots

hmm. stormey with the most reasonable post on the subject. even factoring in the slap on the ass.

hmm. stormey with the most reasonable post on the subject. even factoring in the slap on the ass.
- DoubleDown

I don't think it's unreasonable to hope to get your genitals rubbed by a chick.

But that's just me.

Edit: and Dan

I don't think it's unreasonable to hope to get your genitals rubbed by a chick.

But that's just me.

Edit: and Dan
- Pecafan Fan

Even Ek has better sources.

I don't think it's unreasonable to hope to get your genitals rubbed by a chick.

But that's just me.

Edit: and Dan
- Pecafan Fan

depends on the chick though doesn't it?
some of you morons seem to automatically assume that every woman is hot. have you ever been out in public? 80% (maybe more) of the women out there are grotesque.

depends on the chick though doesn't it?
some of you morons seem to automatically assume that every woman is hot. have you ever been out in public? 80% (maybe more) of the women out there are grotesque.
- DoubleDown

Subban winning the Norris is a travesty