Sooooo....

The wife takes the kids out for haircuts last weekend. For the first time in 100 years, I have the place to myself, so I naturally pour myself a beer and flop on the couch to watch some tv. Too bad there are no sports on.

So I start surfing, and one channel has Under the Tuscan Sun starting. It's the definition of chick flick.

But it has Diane Lane in it. Oh yeah, Diane Lane. Oh yeah.

So I start watching it. The movie is terrible. But it still has Diane Lane in it. Oh yeah.

So I watch it for about 20 minutes, and then the wife comes home, and I immediately change the channel to TSN, like I'm hiding that I'm watching porn. Except I'm not - I'm ashamed that I'm watching Under the Tuscan Sun.

Truly ashamed.
- Atomic Wedgie

I was watching titanic.

Purple wedding?
- Feeling Glucky?

No Next season

i have a hard time believing they are going to leave the Lanister plot there.

didnt even see one of them in the last episode.. something is going to happen
- Dozzer

I would tell you what will almost certainly happen in episode 10, but I don't wish to spoil tings!

I'm on the iPad playing a game usually, look up and check for cleavage every now and then.
- LeafMan

amazing lol

Purple wedding?
- Feeling Glucky?

dont spoil it! i havent read the books!

refuse to until the series is over

i like most of the shows she watches.. there are some i am not high on like New Girl.. but hey.. what can ya do?
- Dozzer

Use the parental control codes to block off the shows?

i have a hard time believing they are going to leave the Lanister plot there.

didnt even see one of them in the last episode.. something is going to happen
- Dozzer

THEY KILLED EVERYONE

Sooooo....

The wife takes the kids out for haircuts last weekend. For the first time in 100 years, I have the place to myself, so I naturally pour myself a beer and flop on the couch to watch some tv. Too bad there are no sports on.

So I start surfing, and one channel has Under the Tuscan Sun starting. It's the definition of chick flick.

But it has Diane Lane in it. Oh yeah, Diane Lane. Oh yeah.

So I start watching it. The movie is terrible. But it still has Diane Lane in it. Oh yeah.

So I watch it for about 20 minutes, and then the wife comes home, and I immediately change the channel to TSN, like I'm hiding that I'm watching porn. Except I'm not - I'm ashamed that I'm watching Under the Tuscan Sun.

Truly ashamed.
- Atomic Wedgie

I was really worried about continuing to read after this part.

people coming out of closet here? lol

I would tell you what will almost certainly happen in episode 10, but I don't wish to spoil tings!
- AdamFrench

thank you.. unlike yourself, my gf, and a number of others... i actually have patience.

no need for immediate gratification here.. in the end.. reading the books after the show will just make the books better

I was watching titanic.
- Feeling Glucky?

You are pathetic.

Actually, that would be a great movie if you removed all the scenes with DiCaprio.

All of them.

i like most of the shows she watches.. there are some i am not high on like New Girl.. but hey.. what can ya do?
- Dozzer

Zooey Deschanel and the indian chick are hot as (frank), so it's worth watching.

thank you.. unlike yourself, my gf, and a number of others... i actually have patience.

no need for immediate gratification here.. in the end.. reading the books after the show will just make the books better
- Dozzer

I read the books before the show even was rumoured to come out...not my fault Dozzy

Use the parental control codes to block off the shows?
- Atomic Wedgie

Yeah, that will turn out real well.

thank you.. unlike yourself, my gf, and a number of others... i actually have patience.

no need for immediate gratification here.. in the end.. reading the books after the show will just make the books better
- Dozzer

The books are so (frank)ing good... started reading them after the first season, tore through all of them in 1 month.


took me 2 weeks to finish the 4th one(I think) though

I forget which on it is... but there's one that just makes you want to hang yourself.

Yeah, that will turn out real well.
- LeafMan

hmmm... we've got analog still... I could block the channel and say it just converted to digital...

THEY KILLED EVERYONE



- robin_steele264

i know.. awesome.. no room for love .. i want my hate fueled murder!!

I read the books before the show even was rumoured to come out...not my fault Dozzy
- AdamFrench

i know.. you are an exception

so. are you the type that would of waited?

You are pathetic.

Actually, that would be a great movie if you removed all the scenes with DiCaprio.

All of them.
- Atomic Wedgie

No keep the very last one with him

The books are so (frank)ing good... started reading them after the first season, tore through all of them in 1 month.


took me 2 weeks to finish the 4th one(I think) though

I forget which on it is... but there's one that just makes you want to hang yourself.
- Feeling Glucky?

I'm so so saddened, Emilia Clarke is the one who refuses to do any more nudity in further seasons of GOT.

i know.. you are an exception

so. are you the type that would of waited?
- Dozzer

No, because I love to read fantasy

Now all they need to do is make a Black Company movie and I can die happy.


Make an Armor movie too...

No keep the very last one with him
- robin_steele264

The one where she is lying on the really, really big wooden door, but he's too dumb to climb on top too?

i know.. awesome.. no room for love .. i want my hate fueled murder!!
- Dozzer

Even the wolf got it!!!

No, because I love to read fantasy

Now all they need to do is make a Black Company movie and I can die happy.


Make an Armor movie too...
- AdamFrench

i'd like someone to try making the belgariad... if done right i think it could be good.

I'm so so saddened, Emilia Clarke is the one who refuses to do any more nudity in further seasons of GOT.
- LeafMan

She's got some sex scenes coming up in the next few seasons...guess they'll be under the sheets