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Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Jun 3 @ 4:33 PM ET

- Lahey

they didn't even bother to get our shape right
mochoson
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Josi is the most overrated player in the nhl. He isnt even close to a top ten. - James_Tanner, NJ
Joined: 02.28.2009

Jun 3 @ 4:33 PM ET
Is there any player in any level of hockey you haven't seen multiple times?
- robin_steele264


Try me
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:37 PM ET

- Lahey


The accent is dying here though. The youth are raised by television, so how we talk is now influenced by the television we watch. For instance, I'm a combination of Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Cole, Jerry the King Lawler, and Michelangelo.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jun 3 @ 4:38 PM ET
they didn't even bother to get our shape right
- Morris

Does anyone really care?
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jun 3 @ 4:38 PM ET
The accent is dying here though. The youth are raised by television, so how we talk is now influenced by the television we watch. For instance, I'm a combination of Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Cole, Jerry the King Lawler, and Michelangelo.
- laughs2907

New-fies tell me that all the time, it's just not true.
mochoson
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Josi is the most overrated player in the nhl. He isnt even close to a top ten. - James_Tanner, NJ
Joined: 02.28.2009

Jun 3 @ 4:38 PM ET
Do you mean vs picking someone else or period?

I think it's somewhat probable we trade it in a package or trade down. Why so hasty with the guarantee?

- Morris


No way. You guys have no reason to move that pick unless someone's gonna overpay for it.

Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jun 3 @ 4:40 PM ET
The accent is dying here though. The youth are raised by television, so how we talk is now influenced by the television we watch. For instance, I'm a combination of Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Cole, Jerry the King Lawler, and Michelangelo.
- laughs2907


wwe is a flop
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jun 3 @ 4:42 PM ET
Hey guys... got a joke.

Who has a tighter ass, Paulina or Wayne Gretzky?
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jun 3 @ 4:42 PM ET
Hey guys... got a joke.

Who has a tighter ass, Paulina or Wayne Gretzky?

- Oilers4Life14

Read that one earlier in the day
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:42 PM ET
New-fies tell me that all the time, it's just not true.
- Lahey


In the city it's true... If you take a dart out around da Bay, ba it's a different story like right, me ole cock.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jun 3 @ 4:44 PM ET
Read that one earlier in the day
- Lahey


I wanted to share it . Plus I made it up.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:44 PM ET
wwe is a flop
- Oilers4Life14


They should grow a paid of steroid shrunken balls and take back their name.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jun 3 @ 4:46 PM ET
They should grow a paid of steroid shrunken balls and take back their name.
- laughs2907


I like CM Punk, but no one else.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:47 PM ET
Hey guys... got a joke.

Who has a tighter ass, Paulina or Wayne Gretzky?

- Oilers4Life14


I don't know what the joke is, but I've had both and I can assure you that the answer is Wayne.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:50 PM ET
I like CM Punk, but no one else.
- Oilers4Life14


I like Rad Radford, but no one else.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jun 3 @ 4:53 PM ET
I like Rad Radford, bit no one else.
- laughs2907

That's because you thought he was Bill Ranford
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jun 3 @ 4:56 PM ET
That's because you thought he was Bill Ranford
- Lahey


That's a good point, Lahey.
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Jun 3 @ 5:04 PM ET
Does anyone really care?
- Lahey

Hey man, this ain't no amorphous blob of oil field, there are a lot of interesting geographic features out there, from the Tar ponds of Sydney, to PEI's lone majestic paved road, to the (frank)ing train wreck that is new brunswick
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Jun 3 @ 5:06 PM ET
No way. You guys have no reason to move that pick unless someone's gonna overpay for it.
- mochoson

I'm talking about in a package deal for a current NHLer. I think that's as plausible as staying put and drafting Nurse.
CrustyRooster
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 05.22.2013

Jun 3 @ 5:19 PM ET
I agree with this blog, you can't blame raanta for signing in chi, but I'd be pissed if I were Crawford

Same with the draft situation. If those top 6 guys are out I'm content on trading the pick. Nurse and lindholm will probably good players, but nowhere near any of the guys going in the top 6
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Jun 3 @ 5:23 PM ET
My 12 bold Predictions:

1) Edmonton can't find a suitor for Ales Hemsky,therefore he remains an Oiler for at least the start of the season.
2)Klefbom is overwhelmed and/or outperformed by Belov and another rookie D, and goes down to OKC at about the 12 game mark.
3)Horcoff is not bought out and remains an Oiler for at least 2013-14.
4)Ryan Smyth gets off to a pretty good start,but is scratched by Chritmas...sometime in February he announces his retirement and finishes the season in another capacity.
5) Oilers use the 7th pick to take the BPA at the draft.Whomever that is, he gets sent down before 9 pro games.
6) Mac T overpays,slightly, for 2 free agents (top 6 fwd,top 4 D).
7) Oilers sign a career back up for a case of beer and 2 packs of smokes.
8)Oilers sign a couple has been bottom 6 forwards...who have huge bounce back seasons.
9) Oilers make the playoff's on the last day of the season.
10)Oilers get swept in the 1st round, and some player from the other team makes a bold prediction that praises the Oilers and where they are headed, using some standard hockeyspeak cliches.
11) Cloutier will say he predicted all of the above at some point or another.
12)Cloutier will threaten to quit hockey buzz....but ofcourse,like herpes, will keep coming back.
PinkSock
Montreal Canadiens
Location: https://nhl66.ir/
Joined: 07.23.2010

Jun 3 @ 5:27 PM ET
My 12 bold Predictions:

1) Edmonton can't find a suitor for Ales Hemsky,therefore he remains an Oiler for at least the start of the season.
2)Klefbom is overwhelmed and/or outperformed by Belov and another rookie D, and goes down to OKC at about the 12 game mark.
3)Horcoff is not bought out and remains an Oiler for at least 2013-14.
4)Ryan Smyth gets off to a pretty good start,but is scratched by Chritmas...sometime in February he announces his retirement and finishes the season in another capacity.
5) Oilers use the 7th pick to take the BPA at the draft.Whomever that is, he gets sent down before 9 pro games.
6) Mac T overpays,slightly, for 2 free agents (top 6 fwd,top 4 D).
7) Oilers sign a career back up for a case of beer and 2 packs of smokes.
8)Oilers sign a couple has been bottom 6 forwards...who have huge bounce back seasons.
9) Oilers make the playoff's on the last day of the season.
10)Oilers get swept in the 1st round, and some player from the other team makes a bold prediction that praises the Oilers and where they are headed, using some standard hockeyspeak cliches.
11) Cloutier will say he predicted all of the above at some point or another.
12)Cloutier will threaten to quit hockey buzz....but ofcourse,like herpes, will keep coming back.

- Jeropotato



Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jun 3 @ 5:38 PM ET
My 12 bold Predictions:

1) Edmonton can't find a suitor for Ales Hemsky,therefore he remains an Oiler for at least the start of the season.
2)Klefbom is overwhelmed and/or outperformed by Belov and another rookie D, and goes down to OKC at about the 12 game mark.
3)Horcoff is not bought out and remains an Oiler for at least 2013-14.
4)Ryan Smyth gets off to a pretty good start,but is scratched by Chritmas...sometime in February he announces his retirement and finishes the season in another capacity.
5) Oilers use the 7th pick to take the BPA at the draft.Whomever that is, he gets sent down before 9 pro games.
6) Mac T overpays,slightly, for 2 free agents (top 6 fwd,top 4 D).
7) Oilers sign a career back up for a case of beer and 2 packs of smokes.
8)Oilers sign a couple has been bottom 6 forwards...who have huge bounce back seasons.
9) Oilers make the playoff's on the last day of the season.
10)Oilers get swept in the 1st round, and some player from the other team makes a bold prediction that praises the Oilers and where they are headed, using some standard hockeyspeak cliches.
11) Cloutier will say he predicted all of the above at some point or another.
12)Cloutier will threaten to quit hockey buzz....but ofcourse,like herpes, will keep coming back.

- Jeropotato

Bold? That's pretty much what I expect.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Jun 3 @ 5:41 PM ET
Bold? That's pretty much what I expect.
- Lahey


I was being slightly sarcastic saying that it's bold.More or less it's the exact opposite of everything Cloutier says, except the Smytty thing...I actually believe it will go down something like that.
newmy
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jun 3 @ 5:43 PM ET
I agree. I think we get Horton or Clarkson in free agency this year and I don't think it will be that hard to land one of them either. Pretty much the pitch is going to be hey we have Hall-Gagner-Yakupov on a line. Wanna come be on our other 1st line with Nuge and Ebs. Seems like a pretty solid pitch. The money will work itself out but the chance to play on a line with that kind of talent is tough to pass up.
- Ihatebrianburke



You will not get Clarkson, he will resign in Jersey & if not, he's going to get a payday anywhere between 4.5 to 5 million per & I don't think the Oilers are paying him that.

Maybe Horton but highly unlikely.
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