Your schizophrenic approach to using facts to justify hockey knowledge flies in the face of using facts to accept a greater being.

I win.
- BigDre

Your smelly bummy bum bum pirate buttocks farts = I win

@News1130Sports: I don't have confirmation but have been told to look into Wayne Gretzky getting interviewed by the #Canucks for their coaching vacancy.

Mmm???
- Greg7705

Oilers sign Raanta
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=424400
- Reveen

You'd think I would learn to not open any links you post...

You'd think I would learn to not open any links you post...
- freelancer

You would think so.

Life tips

1 - Don't piss into the wind
2 - Don't go into the dark bar and say "man it's dark in here"
3- Don't buy a laughs and reveens fleshlight and start using right away. Wash first.
4 - Don't stick your tongue in whole #2 and say "taste like poop"
5- Don't sit down in an outhouse without checking the seat first
6 - Don't just shake the (frank) out of a condom and reuse it.
7 - Don't brag about sniffing your sister's panties or knowing her bra size
8 - Don't ask your sister for a hand
9- Don't pretend to like the finger in your bum while receiving a blowjob. If you don't like it let her know otherwise who knows what will come next.

And most importantly of all things
10 - Don't click a link provided by reveen.

Life tips

1 - Don't piss into the wind
2 - Don't go into the dark bar and say "man it's dark in here"
3- Don't buy a laughs and reveens fleshlight and start using right away. Wash first.
4 - Don't stick your tongue in whole #2 and say "taste like poop"
5- Don't sit down in an outhouse without checking the seat first
6 - Don't just shake the (frank) out of a condom and reuse it.
7 - Don't brag about sniffing your sister's panties or knowing her bra size
8 - Don't ask your sister for a hand
9- Don't pretend to like the finger in your bum while receiving a blowjob. If you don't like it let her know otherwise who knows what will come next.

And most importantly of all things
10 - Don't click a link provided by reveen.
- Lahey

I think he would be an ideal backup for Dubnyk. He has the skills to eventually become our #1 as well. HE'S THAT GOOD!!!
- laughs2907

unless he signs in WIN or MIN. Then he's an ECHL bust

Life tips

1 - Don't piss into the wind
2 - Don't go into the dark bar and say "man it's dark in here"
3- Don't buy a laughs and reveens fleshlight and start using right away. Wash first.
4 - Don't stick your tongue in whole #2 and say "taste like poop"
5- Don't sit down in an outhouse without checking the seat first
6 - Don't just shake the (frank) out of a condom and reuse it.
7 - Don't brag about sniffing your sister's panties or knowing her bra size
8 - Don't ask your sister for a hand
9- Don't pretend to like the finger in your bum while receiving a blowjob. If you don't like it let her know otherwise who knows what will come next.

And most importantly of all things
10 - Don't click a link provided by reveen.
- Lahey

People actually pay more to have us test them first.

unless he signs in WIN or MIN. Then he's an ECHL bust
- TheNugeIsHuge

Exactly!

People actually pay more to have us test them first.
- laughs2907

But they don't pay for dried up cum

Even though you lied about saying the Oilers were always your favorite team, and you wanted to work for them since 79' (Because I definitely remember you saying you used to be a Flame's fan) I believe you deserve a job with the Oilers. You are educated, you have passion and more importantly, you'll eventually get me a job within the organization as well... So I wish you all the best.
- laughs2907

Friends off for 2 days for this complete ass kissing, you used to be cool laughs, what happened man.........what happened

Anyone ever check plenty of fish out?

I figured I'd check the snatch out to see what is out there.

One thing I can't figure out is why a 5'3 175lb chick who has pictures of herself would classify herself as average body type.

It was just baffling. That and 9 out of 10 chicks love the outdoors and fishing and all that poop. Where are these women, most are lazy female genitalias that want you to spend money on expensive dates.

There was however one that said her profile was going to be as rude as they come. I respected her. She wanted it all in a man, but at least she was honest.

But they don't pay for dried up cum
- Lahey

We vacuum seal our fleshlights, so nothing dries up. We guarantee it!

But they don't pay for dried up cum
- Lahey

Sanford does

Friends off for 2 days for this complete ass kissing, you used to be cool laughs, what happened man.........what happened
- ruttager17

Do me a favor and go (frank) yourself, ruttager

As cool as you guys think it is to make fun of RC, you can't deny how passionate he is about the sport. He's just as deserving as anyone.

Anyone ever check plenty of fish out?

I figured I'd check the snatch out to see what is out there.

One thing I can't figure out is why a 5'3 175lb chick who has pictures of herself would classify herself as average body type.

It was just baffling. That and 9 out of 10 chicks love the outdoors and fishing and all that poop. Where are these women, most are lazy female genitalias that want you to spend money on expensive dates.

There was however one that said her profile was going to be as rude as they come. I respected her. She wanted it all in a man, but at least she was honest.
- Lahey

Any news on Raatna?

- laughs2907

There is actually some pretty decent ones out there, but (frank) me what do people expect.

They tell you they look like this;



But look like this.



At least if you told me you looked like the second one I could at least respect you.

And lets keep in mind the pictures are on the same (frank)ing page as description.

Actually hate to see what they really look like.

Any news on Raatna?
- Oilers4Life14

You're doing (frank) all start looking.

Probably snapped 8 or 9 loads off today being off of school and all though.

Any news on Raatna?
- Oilers4Life14

Oilers sign Raanta
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=424400
- Reveen

You're doing (frank) all start looking.

Probably snapped 8 or 9 loads off today being off of school and all though.
- Lahey

You're doing (frank) all start looking.

Probably snapped 8 or 9 loads off today being off of school and all though.
- Lahey

3.

3.
- Oilers4Life14

(frank) I'm already ahead of you and have worked 8 hours at a job.

Oilers sign Raanta,
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=42440
- Reveen
- all mighty oil

I've seen it already, I'd tap that.