It's better than posting reptile pictures.
- canadianpenfan

*slithers away*

It was a piasa bird.
- Rawdog9755

exciting times, these.

No Kunitz at practice today

1st line was Bullfrog, Crosby, Dupuis

*slithers away*
- glove_was_stuck

I think Crims has that trademarked.

I think Crims has that trademarked.
- canadianpenfan

Wow...HB has become fancy

Wow...HB has become fancy
- glove_was_stuck

Real fancy.

While I am bummed that we have to wait until Saturday for the series to start, I am thrilled that Games 4 and 5 are scheduled around the night of my wedding (June 8th) so I will be able to watch both games*!


*assuming that neither of these teams will sweep the other.

While I am bummed that we have to wait until Saturday for the series to start, I am thrilled that Games 4 and 5 are scheduled around the night of my wedding (June 8th) so I will be able to watch both games*!


*assuming that neither of these teams will sweep the other.

- kill.monsters

Congratulations you poor bastard.

Sorry, I got those mixed up. Didn't mean to get you all excited, I hope you didn't shell out for floor seats already.
- canadianpenfan

Congratulations you poor bastard.
- canadianpenfan

Thanks.

Hopefully I'll be spending every other night of the honeymoon in a sports bar watching the Pens in the SCF!

Thanks.

Hopefully I'll be spending every other night of the honeymoon in a sports bar watching the Pens in the SCF!
- kill.monsters

Ha Ha you are married now she will slowly take away everything you enjoy. Starting with Pens playoffs on your honeymoon

NBC sports live extra app. saved my life, im leaving for vacation on Friday. It would have put a real damper on the drive to Orlando to have to scramble to find a sports bar.

Needless to say there maybe some drunken late night posts coming this way very soon.

Mark Wahlberg played hockey in that movie Four Brothers
His brother Donnie is in NKOTB.
NKOTB is playing in Boston and Pittsburgh in the span of 8 days.
Boston and Pittsburgh are playing each other during that span
(Insert step here)
Mark Wahlberg is playing for the Penguins.

Sid interview coming up in the jungle shortly.

Ha Ha you are married now she will slowly take away everything you enjoy. Starting with Pens playoffs on your honeymoon
- dbell646

This is what you have to do:

The day of the game, do something out of the ordinary that she likes, even if it's something you don't. She'll think you're being thoughtful and being good to her (which you are, with ulterior motives), and when you slip out to go watch the game, she won't have a problem with it. Either that, or schedule her something at the spa during the games, but that could get expensive.

This is what you have to do:

The day of the game, do something out of the ordinary that she likes, even if it's something you don't. She'll think you're being thoughtful and being good to her (which you are, with ulterior motives), and when you slip out to go watch the game, she won't have a problem with it. Either that, or schedule her something at the spa during the games, but that could get expensive.
- cap1681

If that fails, just chloroform here.

Sid interview coming up in the jungle shortly.
- canadianpenfan

Thanks for the heads up. I don't care for the shtick he has with his callers but he is a good interviewer.

Real fancy.
- canadianpenfan

I heard season tickets now come with a complimentary wine mixer

Thanks for the heads up. I don't care for the shtick he has with his callers but he is a good interviewer.
- Gunner Staal

Yea his interviews are top notch. Plus you have to like the hack off and the smack off. Those are great days.

40 minutes until the interview.

I heard season tickets now come with a complimentary wine mixer
- glove_was_stuck

But you have to bring your own wine.

If that fails, just chloroform here.
- jmatchett383

That's my go to line. Never fails. Excuse me does this smell like Chloroform?

But you have to bring your own wine.
- canadianpenfan

I knew there was a catch

Tortorella Fired

@KatieStrangESPN BREAKING: John Tortorella has been dismissed as head coach of the Rangers, source confirms

Buh Bye Torts