Wait till your son soils your white belt with his poop.
- hscesq

Don't spoil it. Let him find out the wonderful places that children will deposit barf and poop all in his own good time.

as long as i dont have any girls.
- DoubleDown

You Asian ?

You Asian ?
- BashCH

you could say that

as long as i dont have any girls.
- DoubleDown

Lol.

Quick kids story while I'm waiting for Mrs26?

Quick kids story while I'm waiting for Mrs26?
- pete26

Sure, go ahead !

Quick kids story while I'm waiting for Mrs26?
- pete26

Sure:

When my son was 3, he climbed the baby gate, went into the kitchen and wanted to colour at the table. There was a ceramic bowl on the table, so he decided to move it. In the process of lifting it over his head to reach the counter, he dropped it and smashed it into a bazillion pieces on the floor.

End of story.

as long as i dont have any girls.
- DoubleDown

Fact: Daughters turn you into mush.

Sure:

When my son was 3, he climbed the baby gate, went into the kitchen and wanted to colour at the table. There was a ceramic bowl on the table, so he decided to move it. In the process of lifting it over his head to reach the counter, he dropped it and smashed it into a bazillion pieces on the floor.

End of story.
- 3M

I'm sure Pete can do better than this.

Next Saturday, we will be married 10 years. Every year it gets better. I can't believe how much better it is now, then it was last year. And the year before, etc.
- hscesq

* calls 911, suspects Howard is being held against his will*

I'm sure Pete can do better than this.
- BashCH

I thought he was asking for a story, not asking to tell one. My mistake.

i figure if stormey and weirdoh can handle kids...
- DoubleDown

well apparently Ken has a couple of kids, of course it could be a ruse too

I thought he was asking for a story, not asking to tell one. My mistake.
- 3M

He's probably the type of guy who types using only 2 fingers.

Sure, go ahead !
- BashCH

My friend (God rest his soul) had 3 kids, 2 boys and the youngest was a girl.

One day his wife said to him, "maybe you should have a talk with the girl about the birds and the bees".

"Oh no", he said, "I had the talk with the boys, you have to talk to the girl"

She looked at him kinda puzzled, and said "what did you tell the boys"?

He said "I told them to (frank) anything that moves, because everyone you pass up is not coming back"!

Don't spoil it. Let him find out the wonderful places that children will deposit barf and poop all in his own good time.
- 3M

ever had to clean a peanut butter sandwich out of the VCR ?

My friend (God rest his soul) had 3 kids, 2 boys and the youngest was a girl.

One day his wife said to him, "maybe you should have a talk with the girl about the birds and the bees".

"Oh no", he said, "I had the talk with the boys, you have to talk to the girl"

She looked at him kinda puzzled, and said "what did you tell the boys"?

He said "I told them to (frank) anything that moves, because everyone you pass up is not coming back"!
- pete26

Told you not to share that story

My friend (God rest his soul) had 3 kids, 2 boys and the youngest was a girl.

One day his wife said to him, "maybe you should have a talk with the girl about the birds and the bees".

"Oh no", he said, "I had the talk with the boys, you have to talk to the girl"

She looked at him kinda puzzled, and said "what did you tell the boys"?

He said "I told them to (frank) anything that moves, because everyone you pass up is not coming back"!
- pete26

He's probably the type of guy who types using only 2 fingers.
- BashCH

I'm not that fast

ever had to clean a peanut butter sandwich out of the VCR ?
- Rayven

Fountain did (even though he has no children).

My friend (God rest his soul) had 3 kids, 2 boys and the youngest was a girl.

One day his wife said to him, "maybe you should have a talk with the girl about the birds and the bees".

"Oh no", he said, "I had the talk with the boys, you have to talk to the girl"

She looked at him kinda puzzled, and said "what did you tell the boys"?

He said "I told them to (frank) anything that moves, because everyone you pass up is not coming back"!
- pete26

See, I'd be asked to do that, I'd probably quote the Birds entry on wikipedia followed by the bee entry.

I'm not that fast
- pete26

It's okay, Elder, you can still inspire us with your wisdom.

See, I'd be asked to do that, I'd probably quote the Birds entry on wikipedia followed by the bee entry.
- jugkope

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He's probably the type of guy who types using only 2 fingers.
- BashCH

There's something to be said for that method though, sometimes my fingers get ahead of my mind and I forget words

I used to know a guy who typed with two fingers, and he was as fast if not faster than me, and I can type pretty quick.

double post

ever had to clean a peanut butter sandwich out of the VCR ?
- Rayven

My kids were not born in 1985, so no.