'A' for effort

Yo yo yo, RC... I have a good idea for your next blog. You compare each of the Oiler's underachieving vets to a specific STD/STI? Tell us why each player reminds you of each STD/STI.

Yo yo yo, RC... I have a good idea for your next blog. You compare each of the Oiler's underachieving vets to a specific STD/STI? Tell why you each player reminds you of each STD/SDI.
- laughs2907

And for some reason you are going to check every symptom because you have every STI? Oh you so cleva

And for some reason you are going to check every symptom because you have every STI? Oh you so cleva
- BleedOil06

What the (frank) are you talking about?

You may not have much to write about but your blog was still entertaining. A lot of people criticize you but you're the most entertaining blogger on this site by far.

You have some stinkers here and there but no ones perfect.
- Oildrum

In your case Clouts entertaining is not a compliment.

You may not have much to write about but your blog was still entertaining. A lot of people criticize you but you're the most entertaining blogger on this site by far.

You have some stinkers here and there but no ones perfect.
- Oildrum

I agree he's my hero to

Richard Cloutier: Writers Block, Oilers Style
- Maxbone

So you're really talented but write a 14th place blog and draft in the top 10...again?

You don't have to write about the Oilers. You can explore other teams and ventures without delving into Garth territory. You also have the World Championships coming soon.
- nayefj

Don't fool yourself, his blogs have always been just as bad and one-sided as Garfs.

The Oilers are either going to definitely make the playoffs next or they're absolutely not.

Yo yo yo, RC... I have a good idea for your next blog. You compare each of the Oiler's underachieving vets to a specific STD/STI? Tell us why each player reminds you of each STD/STI.
- laughs2907

Ha that would actually be hilarious

Yo yo yo, RC... I have a good idea for your next blog. You compare each of the Oiler's underachieving vets to a specific STD/STI? Tell us why each player reminds you of each STD/STI.
- laughs2907

Here are a few to get Richard started:

Olivier Roy - Herpes - Cant seem to get rid of the problem between his legs

Tyrvainen - Scabies - Clearly he is a parasite

Hamilton - HPV - Doesn't really do anything

Teubert - Crabs - jumps up and down from the NHL to AHL

Rajala- Chlamydia - Annoying burning little (frank)er

Davidson - maybe we'll leave him out of this one all things considered

Pitlick - Syphilis - It might be a mole, but he has a visible sore on his face

Klefbom - Gonorrhea - Get's talked about alot

Hartikainen - Anal Warts - Parks in front of the net and tries to score on the back door

Plante - Hepatitis - Biggest problem is fatigue and moving slowly

Martindale - AIDS - just a big (frank)ing problem

come down and see hemsky at kentwood ford dealership

Sacco just picked Stastny to be the US team's captain.

How many Cloutier alts are in this thread !!!

Here are a few to get Richard started:

Olivier Roy - Herpes - Cant seem to get rid of the problem between his legs

Tyrvainen - Scabies - Clearly he is a parasite

Hamilton - HPV - Doesn't really do anything

Teubert - Crabs - jumps up and down from the NHL to AHL

Rajala- Chlamydia - Annoying burning little (frank)er

Davidson - maybe we'll leave him out of this one all things considered

Pitlick - Syphilis - It might be a mole, but he has a visible sore on his face

Klefbom - Gonorrhea - Get's talked about alot

Hartikainen - Anal Warts - Parks in front of the net and tries to score on the back door

Plante - Hepatitis - Biggest problem is fatigue and moving slowly

Martindale - AIDS - just a big (frank)ing problem
- kingbrehm

So according to this, the oilers should just rid themselves of all diseases except for gonorrhea??

How many Cloutier alts are in this thread !!!
- Reveen

Where's the green bastard hiding?

Here are a few to get Richard started:

Olivier Roy - Herpes - Cant seem to get rid of the problem between his legs

Tyrvainen - Scabies - Clearly he is a parasite

Hamilton - HPV - Doesn't really do anything

Teubert - Crabs - jumps up and down from the NHL to AHL

Rajala- Chlamydia - Annoying burning little (frank)er

Davidson - maybe we'll leave him out of this one all things considered

Pitlick - Syphilis - It might be a mole, but he has a visible sore on his face

Klefbom - Gonorrhea - Get's talked about alot

Hartikainen - Anal Warts - Parks in front of the net and tries to score on the back door

Plante - Hepatitis - Biggest problem is fatigue and moving slowly

Martindale - AIDS - just a big (frank)ing problem
- kingbrehm

So I read that New Jersey has to forfeit their 1st round pick either next year or this year. How would that unfold in the draft? Would there only be 29 players drafted in the first round??

So I read that New Jersey has to forfeit their 1st round pick either next year or this year. How would that unfold in the draft? Would there only be 29 players drafted in the first round??
- mbxiphos1527

Yes. Don't know why they didn't just forfeit last years pick. 29th overall is as low as it will be. With them picking 9th this year they won't be giving it up. Hopefully next year they suck and are forced to give up a high pick.

Yes. Don't know why they didn't just forfeit last years pick. 29th overall is as low as it will be. With them picking 9th this year they won't be giving it up. Hopefully next year they suck and are forced to give up a high pick.
- Ihatebrianburke

They must have had a hard-on for Matteau.

Yes. Don't know why they didn't just forfeit last years pick. 29th overall is as low as it will be. With them picking 9th this year they won't be giving it up. Hopefully next year they suck and are forced to give up a high pick.
- Ihatebrianburke

I don't think they were able to give up their pick last year though. I think it was just this year or next year. But I wouldn't give up this years pick if I were them.

I don't think they were able to give up their pick last year though. I think it was just this year or next year. But I wouldn't give up this years pick if I were them.
- mbxiphos1527

They were allowed to give it up last year...

"The league allowed the Devils to decide which year they would give up the pick - from 2011-2014 with notification due the day after the conclusion of the Stanley Cup Final."

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/tea...398296&hubname=nhl-devils

They were allowed to give it up last year...

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/tea...398296&hubname=nhl-devils
- laughs2907

Haha oh ok. Well, that was smart.

Yes. Don't know why they didn't just forfeit last years pick. 29th overall is as low as it will be. With them picking 9th this year they won't be giving it up. Hopefully next year they suck and are forced to give up a high pick.
- Ihatebrianburke

I heard they wouldn't give up their first pick this year because this coming draft is in Jersey and they want to have something there for their fans.

Reasonable, I hope for their sake they don't get worse next year

Haha oh ok. Well, that was smart.
- mbxiphos1527

Yeah, I don't get it... I assumed that they could give it up on draft day, but when I read that they had to give it up by conclusion of the Stanley Cup Final, I don't get why they didn't forfeit it. They must have been really high on a lot of draftees that year or something.