For what?
- Jeropotato

eberle gets dealt.

i actually overstated abit as out of the entire group of 5 kids, hes prob the only one that there's any chance at all. this might be due to yaks at the same position. but its not like we dont want 2 good rw'ers.

hes struggled at times this year and i think alot of oil fans got abit frustrated. but its only cause he was so fantastic last year and the same was expected this year.
kid's a gamer and has some of the sickest hands in the game. huge longshot he gets moved for anything less than a true stud powerforward. even then im unsure its wise to move a kid with those kind of skills and that type of character.

if it were up to me, he'd be an oiler for life

Renewing my objections....hence the
- Iggysbff

Well Cloutier is such a poopy pants lately,and the trolls are getting irritating,so I thought I would lighten the mood with that monumental piece of garbage.

eberle gets dealt.

i actually overstated abit as out of the entire group of 5 kids, hes prob the only one that there's any chance at all. this might be due to yaks at the same position. but its not like we dont want 2 good rw'ers.

hes struggled at times this year and i think alot of oil fans got abit frustrated. but its only cause he was so fantastic last year and the same was expected this year.
kid's a gamer and has some of the sickest hands in the game. huge longshot he gets moved for anything less than a true stud powerforward. even then im unsure its wise to move a kid with those kind of skills and that type of character.

if it were up to me, he'd be an oiler for life
- hugefemale dog77

He aint going anywhere. This team is signifigantly better with 2 good free agents,and simple upgrades of the depth position. Trolls seem to think we need Shea Weber or something.Fuk that.

Malarkey.
- Jeropotato

Then where are your big changes coming from ?
You have no other trade chips to play.

You are stupid.

''the edmonton oilers'' as they called selves are looking like there drowning in oil. The have prospects on the site i find would be helpful to there team, because they have nothing. Nobody works the way they should that leads to one of there problems- shooting the puck and when they do its down low, it should always be crossbar high no exceptions. so this is small piece of writing in my perspective i have to tell all who is good and who completely needs to hit the road.
- staying
Nugent hopkins
Taylor hall
Sam ganger
Jordan eberle
magnus paajarvi
Nail yakupov
Justin schultz

- going
Jeff petry (trade bait with hemesky to boston for defense)
Ryan whitney(free agent)
Nick schultz
Ryan smith (should retire
Ben eager (should head off with petrell for 4th round)
Eric belanger (him and horcoff for 3rd round
Shawn horcoff (belanger and him for 4th round)
Ales hemesky (trade bait, Hemesky and Petry to Boston)
Jerred smithson (buy out)
Lennart petrell ( go with eager for 4th round)
Anton lander (2nd round pick)

This is the first look at what should happen as people say a rebuild is necessary
heres the second look,
Ladislav smid & mike brown for Jonathon Bernier (L.A goaltender, rumor he is on the move)
Dubnyk & Fistric for dougie hamilton(boston defenseman) or drew doughty (L.A defenseman)

Buyout on Andy Sutton
and then in the next year it would have to do with
-Corey Potter for 6th round draft pick
-Ewanyk, Moroz, Musil and Gernat coning up from the oil kings which would add size to the oilers
-draft curtis Lazar or Hunter Shinkaruk from Medicine Hat
-bring up Klefbom, Maricin, Kyle Bigos, Alex Plante, taylor fedun, Eric Gustafsson and Daniil zaharov not to mention Brandon Davidson
-bring up Kale Kessy and Curtis hamilton thats all you need
it should look like this


1st line
-Hall -Hopkins -Eberle
-Bigos -Marincin

2nd line
- Zaharov - Ganger -Yakupov
-Klefbom - Gustafsson

3rd line
- Moroz - Ewanyk - Kessy
- Gernat - Musil

4th line
-Hartikainen - Lazar - Paajarvi
-Doughty -Fedun

goaltending
J.Bernier (starting)
T.Bunz (backup)
F.tuohimaa (see where he fits)

This is what i would have anybody else that i did not include like schultz is for a trade.
have a good day.
- Jeropotato

You are stupid.

- Mr.Awsome

Relax,buddy. It was a copy and paste.I didnt actually create this bit of dog sh!t.

Relax,buddy. It was a copy and paste.I didnt actually create this bit of dog sh!t.
- Jeropotato

What was the dudes name again?

What was the dudes name again?
- Iggysbff

Jcknowsall

Edit

Pretty sure it's a Sanford alt

This is the first look at what should happen as people say a rebuild is necessary
heres the second look,
Ladislav smid & mike brown for Jonathon Bernier (L.A goaltender, rumor he is on the move)
Dubnyk & Fistric for dougie hamilton(boston defenseman) or drew doughty (L.A defenseman)
- Jeropotato

I'm not even sure what to say.

Then where are your big changes coming from ?
You have no other trade chips to play.
- Stunner3-16

I don't know what BIG changes you are talking about. It shouldnt be too hard to upgrade over Belanger,Whitney,Fistric,Jones,Eager,Hordichuck or Petrell. I would say 7 new players all at upgrades,even marginal ones, is pretty signifigant. I think people are expecting the Oilers to bring in superstar talent.We have enough of that. Mac T is clearly targeting the bottom 6. We could get most of those guys through free agency or by trading picks and prospects.

I don't know what BIG changes you are talking about. It shouldnt be too hard to upgrade over Belanger,Whitney,Fistric,Jones,Eager,Hordichuck or Petrell. I would say 7 new players all at upgrades,even marginal ones, is pretty signifigant. I think people are expecting the Oilers to bring in superstar talent.We have enough of that. Mac T is clearly targeting the bottom 6. We could get most of those guys through free agency or by trading picks and prospects.
- Jeropotato

Do you think your trading your pick ?

I'm not even sure what to say.
- Jeffmt

Don't say anything.Just laugh at the fact that he has Doughty slated behind half the Oil Kings and Barons defence .

Jcknowsall

Edit

Pretty sure it's a Sanford alt
- ShooterMcGavin

Ah right....One of the steamiest piles of poop ever written on the Oilers....

Do you think your trading your pick ?
- Stunner3-16

Could happen.Prospect depth at forward is pretty weak though (they are all in the NHL). Regardless, I doubt they are looking to draft a player thinking he will step in anytime soon.If the right trade is there,I would do it.

1st line
-Hall -Hopkins -Eberle
-Bigos -Marincin

2nd line
- Zaharov - Ganger -Yakupov
-Klefbom - Gustafsson

3rd line
- Moroz - Ewanyk - Kessy
- Gernat - Musil

4th line
-Hartikainen - Lazar - Paajarvi
-Doughty -Fedun

goaltending
J.Bernier (starting)
T.Bunz (backup)
F.tuohimaa (see where he fits)

This is what i would have anybody else that i did not include like schultz is for a trade.
have a good day.
- Jeropotato

So you have a defense corp made up entirely of rookies save for an all-star (acquired for Fistric and Dubnyk) who you've got as your 7th guy. Is it just me or is this the most insane thing ever posted on HB?

I'm not even sure what to say.
- Jeffmt

I was thinking of pasting that to the LA thread...and dissapearing from there forever.Kinda like the ol'flaming bag of dog sh!t prank.

Don't say anything.Just laugh at the fact that he has Doughty slated behind half the Oil Kings and Barons defence .
- Jeropotato

Are you not the guy who posted that? I'm so confused

So you have a defense corp made up entirely of rookies save for an all-star (acquired for Fistric and Dubnyk) who you've got as your 7th guy. Is it just me or is this the most insane thing ever posted on HB?
- Jeffmt

Yep.Went up about a week ago. People were getting cranky on here so I re-posted it for laughs.

Are you not the guy who posted that? I'm so confused
- Jeffmt

No.I'm not. I copy and pasted it.

No.I'm not. I copy and pasted it.
- Jeropotato

Thank God. Who was that?

Are you not the guy who posted that? I'm so confused
- Jeffmt

It was a blog by jcknowsall on his mybockeybuzz board about a week and a half ago. Absolute poop. One of the worst attemps I've ever seen. I still think it has to be a joke.

Thank God. Who was that?
- Jeffmt

Some putz that watches alot of WHL games and thinks it is the same calibre as the NHL obvs.

It was a blog by jcknowsall on his mybockeybuzz board about a week and a half ago. Absolute poop. One of the worst attemps I've ever seen. I still think it has to be a joke.
- Iggysbff

I'm in shock. I hope he got a ban for that. I wish I could make that whole thing my location.

It was a blog by jcknowsall on his mybockeybuzz board about a week and a half ago. Absolute poop. One of the worst attemps I've ever seen. I still think it has to be a joke.
- Iggysbff

Probably was...gotta give credit if it is tho, it's comedy gold.

Wish we couldve grabbed DeKeyeser. He looks (frank)in awesome out there. Woulda been a good partner for Justin Shultz.