If you want to know what it looked like, just look at the Flames season. Blood and poop hitting people in the face.
- systemtool

Typical Cloutier. I'm of the opinion we should all send him any leftover pharmaceuticals we have. There has to be something out there that will level off his bi-polar issues. Trade Smid, keep Smid. Oilers for the cup, Oilers for last. Does it sting a bit that we're three weeks into our rebuild and are already better than your sad sack full of career losers Cloutier? Trade Hall for some magic beans and you can keep getting the #1 pick every year. Then make sure you draft small, defensive liabilities like Nuge, Eberle, Gagner and Yakupov. It's fitting that the worst NHL franchise has the worst blogger at Hockeybuzz. You're even worse than Matt Barry Cloutier. Congrats, too bad there isn't a #1 pick awarded to the worst blogger. Maybe your prize could be a fully functional adult human being who could write your blogs for you.
- DoubleDionn

Are you from the future?

No (frank)in golf ball size cyst, That had so much fluid around it looked like a baseball, removed so much blood poop was hitting me in the face when they cut into. (frank)ers wouldn't even film it for me.
- Yeti1181

I had that sh!t done years ago. It was all infected and the puss smelled like death.Apparently the tissue inside the cyst was rotting so the puss was all brown.So gross. The wiener doctor said he couldn't freeze it so he just "splashed" some cold water on my back. I passed out when he started to scrape the rot out. Woke up covered in sweat to 3 nurses giggling and calling me a Pussay. Low point in my life for sure.

(frank) that! That was one home surgery I was not doing.
- Yeti1181

ruttager could have done it. Maybe would have counted towards his graduation.

No more draft picks, the one thing Edm has going for it is the cap dropping next year, this has been the plan the whole time. Tank for three years, draft well (stock the shelves), retain your future picks (for trades, when the time comes). The time is now, mact has a good looking first pick at this years draft not to mention next years first pick (history will show that pick could very well be a top ten pick), plenty of young assests on the farm, a couple of roster players that could peak interest and potentially a young "untouchable" if the right deal is there. There will be deals to be made this summer, and if management has to there's always free agentcy....... Oh and they'll have a ton of cap space with khabbi and wits coming off the books (7.5M) and if they buy out horc and smyth there's another 9M. Futures looking good in ETOWN.
- Mr.Awsome

Potato

(frank) that! That was one home surgery I was not doing.
- Yeti1181

Was the cyst in your ass?


Also... Was the cyst actually a Richard?

You're just in the land of hurt and a world of lost.

Dion had to go as much as that entire roster had to go. Problem is, you got ass raped by the return.

Leafs are good team this year because of Dion and Phil. Very happy with their play all year. Your ignorance doesn't change anything.
- systemtool

No they're a very lucky team this year. If you'd like I can direct you toward proof in the form of advanced statistics, Travis Yost articles, and various hockey bloggers across the internet explaining why the Leafs, barring any significant change or upgrading in the off-season, will likely fall back down to Earth next season.

I'd like to put emphasis on the "likely". Maybe Carlyle has introduced a revolutionary new system that defies all hockey logic and makes possession metrics irrelevant or maybe Kadri is actually the 2nd coming of Gretzky.

I had that sh!t done years ago. It was all infected and the puss smelled like death.Apparently the tissue inside the cyst was rotting so the puss was all brown.So gross. The wiener doctor said he couldn't freeze it so he just "splashed" some cold water on my back. I passed out when he started to scrape the rot out. Woke up covered in sweat to 3 nurses giggling and calling me a Pussay. Low point in my life for sure.
- Jeropotato

Yeah had this thing for like ten years the sac was full of black puss so gross and awesome

Was the cyst in your ass?


Also... Was the cyst actually a Richard?
- robin_steele264

On fire!

Yeah had this thing for like ten years the sac was full of black puss so gross and awesome
- Yeti1181

Black puss is pink inside.

Was it a Richard surgically removed from your ass?
- robin_steele264

Was the cyst in your ass?


Also... Was the cyst actually a Richard?
- robin_steele264

No my shoulder and really I just didn't want to have to clean up the mess

Potato
- ShooterMcGavin

WTF does this malarkey have to do with me?

Black puss is pink inside.
- systemtool

Not after I've blasted in it!

Black puss is pink inside.
- systemtool

True story

Was the cyst in your ass?


Also... Was the cyst actually a Richard?
- robin_steele264

No they're a very lucky team this year. If you'd like I can direct you toward proof in the form of advanced statistics, Travis Yost articles, and various hockey bloggers across the internet explaining why the Leafs, barring any significant change or upgrading in the off-season, will likely fall back down to Earth next season.

I'd like to put emphasis on the "likely". Maybe Carlyle has introduced a revolutionary new system that defies all hockey logic and makes possession metrics irrelevant or maybe Kadri is actually the 2nd coming of Gretzky.
- MaximumBone

Luck doesn't carry over 45 games.

Advanced stats are just as fancy as normal stats. Like wins, goals for, goals against and points.

Come on Cloutier, open that vagina wider and let some sense filter in. They're not a great team, and not a top 10 team, but they are a good team.

WTF does this malarkey have to do with me?
- Jeropotato

No my shoulder and really I just didn't want to have to clean up the mess
- Yeti1181

Both procedures involve a big black gooey mess.

Was the cyst in your ass?


Also... Was the cyst actually a Richard?
- robin_steele264

Really same joke you re better than this.

Brossoit is the biggest key to the Oil Kings success. He's the best goalie in the dub by far and he covers like a mofo for terrible defensive play from Lowe, Reinhart, Gernat.

The team is going to be (frank)ing awful next year.
- DTF69

He along with Gernat and Musil are graduating from the WHL while half of their top-9 moves on up for various reasonsare. That team is gonna struggle if they don't do something soon.

Really same joke you re better than this.
- Yeti1181

He's really not.

Both procedures involve a big black gooey mess.
- robin_steele264

Ones fun ones not

Really same joke you re better than this.
- Yeti1181

This is me at my peak.

He's really not.
- systemtool

I was trying to boost his confidence