Wow you edited and still got it wrong.
- TandA4Flames

I blame it on my surgery today

Do you still wanna argue who's (between the Oilers and Flames) roster is better? I'm all ears I've got a bunch of pictures and gifs lined up if this gets dicey, too!
- MaximumBone

Here is buddies original quote

Oilers will be ruining the Flames for years to come.

As for the Caps vs Leafs fantasy series you're babbling about, I think the Caps win it 10 games to 0. Total score of 241-3 in those 10 games of the best of 7 series.

Then they win the cup in 9 games. After the Caps win the cup, they'll probably take on the Miami Heat for the NBA championship and sweep them too.
- systemtool

That's how it started.

6 months, unlimited poon of any one you want, guy or girl, but after the 6 months no more sexual anything ever.
- DTF69

Yeah actually now that I think of it.


I'd (frank) everyone in Africa for a month then (frank) you for the next 5.

You're just in the land of hurt and a world of lost.

Dion had to go as much as that entire roster had to go. Problem is, you got ass raped by the return.

Leafs are good team this year because of Dion and Phil. Very happy with their play all year. Your ignorance doesn't change anything.
- systemtool

The leafs are in the playoffs because it's a short season , and your tenders saved your ass , and you get to play in the east

If you could have 6 months where you could have sex with any girls in the world as much as you want, but after that 6 months you couldn't have sex/beat off etc. ever again for the rest of your life.

Do you do it?
- DTF69

Nah that's a terrible deal when thinking straight.Problem is, if said girl was right there in front of you gushing in your face when the deal is offered-who the hell would think about it?
So yes, under those conditions I would...but under duress.

You're just in the land of hurt and a world of lost.

Dion had to go as much as that entire roster had to go. Problem is, you got ass raped by the return.

Leafs are good team this year because of Dion and Phil. Very happy with their play all year. Your ignorance doesn't change anything.
- systemtool

Interesting... making the playoffs really hinders a fans ability to fairly judge a player. Dion has been crap... he is brutal defensively and has been okay offensively. Ill say Kessel has been solid the last couple months.

I blame it on my surgery today
- Yeti1181

Lobotomy???

Yeah actually now that I think of it.


I'd (frank) everyone in Africa for a month then (frank) you for the next 5.
- robin_steele264

It would be your right.

I blame it on my surgery today
- Yeti1181

It feels like you set this up.
Someone says something like "Richard surgically removed from your ass"
and you respond with something pretty serious and guilt ensues.

No more draft picks, the one thing Edm has going for it is the cap dropping next year, this has been the plan the whole time. Tank for three years, draft well (stock the shelves), retain your future picks (for trades, when the time comes). The time is now, mact has a good looking first pick at this years draft not to mention next years first pick (history will show that pick could very well be a top ten pick), plenty of young assests on the farm, a couple of roster players that could peak interest and potentially a young "untouchable" if the right deal is there. There will be deals to be made this summer, and if management has to there's always free agentcy....... Oh and they'll have a ton of cap space with khabbi and wits coming off the books (7.5M) and if they buy out horc and smyth there's another 9M. Futures looking good in ETOWN.

6 months, unlimited poon of any one you want, guy or girl, but after the 6 months no more sexual anything ever.
- DTF69

wtf?

Hey look guys; Tristan Jarry made 3 saves tonight! We should totally pick him before any of the other available goalies because the stats he's putting up totally have nothing to do with the fact that he's a back-up playing behind a ridiculously stacked, defensively-focused team...

*intense, biting sarcasm*
- MaximumBone

Brossoit is the biggest key to the Oil Kings success. He's the best goalie in the dub by far and he covers like a mofo for terrible defensive play from Lowe, Reinhart, Gernat.

The team is going to be (frank)ing awful next year.

I blame it on my surgery today
- Yeti1181

Was it a Richard surgically removed from your ass?

It feels like you set this up.
Someone says something like "Richard surgically removed from your ass"
and you respond with something pretty serious and guilt ensues.
- abware

This is the wrong board if your looking to lay a guilt trip.Bunch o savages on this thread.

Interesting... making the playoffs really hinders a fans ability to fairly judge a player. Dion has been crap... he is brutal defensively and has been okay offensively. Ill say Kessel has been solid the last couple months.
- kneughter

Im sorry you're that ignorant to their play this season.

Was it a Richard surgically removed from your ass?
- robin_steele264

Lobotomy???
- Iggysbff

No (frank)in golf ball size cyst, That had so much fluid around it looked like a baseball, removed so much blood poop was hitting me in the face when they cut into. (frank)ers wouldn't even film it for me.

The leafs are in the playoffs because it's a short season , and your tenders saved your ass , and you get to play in the east
- Redmile247

Is this how you sleep at night?

Was it a Richard surgically removed from your ass?
- robin_steele264

Why? You lost yours again?

Was it a Richard surgically removed from your ass?
- robin_steele264

No (frank)in golf ball size cyst, That had so much fluid around it looked like a baseball, removed so much blood poop was hitting me in the face when they cut into. (frank)ers wouldn't even film it for me.
- Yeti1181

You shoulda done it in your kitchen.

No (frank)in golf ball size cyst, That had so much fluid around it looked like a baseball, removed so much blood poop was hitting me in the face when they cut into. (frank)ers wouldn't even film it for me.
- Yeti1181

If you want to know what it looked like, just look at the Flames season. Blood and poop hitting people in the face.

This is the wrong board if your looking to lay a guilt trip.Bunch o savages on this thread.
- Jeropotato

Ya, but at least the refs keep it civil...

You shoulda done it in your kitchen.
- robin_steele264

(frank) that! That was one home surgery I was not doing.

Why? You lost yours again?
- Yeti1181

great response.