naked, at -20, I'm sure they didn't see much.
- Symba007

Oh I was wearing underwear.

I like the wave your cock at them thing better
- Pie

Some might take it the wrong way.

I like the wave your cock at them thing better
- Pie

I enjoy the awkward look they give looking through the window and see you not getting up.

my house has eavetroughing but it leaks, and I really need to get the garage done
- Rayven

eavetroughs save so much water damage over time. One of the best investments to have. Try and patch the leaks with caulking.

I would try that but I have little kids and their buddies are always banging on the door...ya they can't come out to play today kid.
- Pie

He saw them through the peep hole and striped down.

I enjoy the awkward look they give looking through the window and see you not getting up.
- mr.peanut

Some might take it the wrong way.
- AdamFrench

what was peanuts job again?

He saw them through the peep hole and striped down.
- pete26

crazy

i have no idea what an eavetroughs is

*assumes it is a sexual apparatus of some kind*
- Crimsoninja

- Symba007

so.. a gutter

so.. a gutter
- Crimsoninja

yes

so.. a gutter
- Crimsoninja

Don't you live in a cave anyways?

so.. a gutter
- Crimsoninja

yes

But if they can see the sign, why even bother?

I have a new routine for the callers at work.

Caller: Hello I'm calling from so and so, is this pete26?

pete26: Hang on.

a few minutes goes by

pete26: Hello

Caller:Hello I'm calling from so and so, is this pete26?

pete26: Hang on.

repeat...

Had a lady going the other day for close to a half hour before she finally hung up.
- pete26

" Dave's not here..."

what was peanuts job again?
- Pie

Brass section

so.. a gutter
- Crimsoninja

yes

I enjoy the awkward look they give looking through the window and see you not getting up.
- mr.peanut

That's a good one too!

Brass section
- AdamFrench

tuba...no no wait...Trombone!

What the (frank) is it with these "sandwich artists" at Subway. Every (frank)in' time I order a sub with a little mustard they proceed to dump half the (frank)in' bottle on my sandwich.

What the (frank) is it with these "sandwich artists" at Subway. Every (frank)in' time I order a sub with a little mustard they proceed to dump half the (frank)in' bottle on my sandwich.
- Rayven

Good. Mustard kicks ass

What the (frank) is it with these "sandwich artists" at Subway. Every (frank)in' time I order a sub with a little mustard they proceed to dump half the (frank)in' bottle on my sandwich.
- Rayven

obiovusly you command little, if any, respect

What the (frank) is it with these "sandwich artists" at Subway. Every (frank)in' time I order a sub with a little mustard they proceed to dump half the (frank)in' bottle on my sandwich.
- Rayven

I hope they shoved the bottle up your ass.

" Dave's not here..."
- Pie

"No man, I'm Dave man, c'mon . . ."

What the (frank) is it with these "sandwich artists" at Subway. Every (frank)in' time I order a sub with a little mustard they proceed to dump half the (frank)in' bottle on my sandwich.
- Rayven

Make them start over and always insist they change their gloves before starting.

Make them start over and always insist they change their gloves before starting.
- pete26