That's not very nice Pete
- Rayven

The sign, it's right at eye level, move on to the next house.

what is this?
- Pie

Jehovah's

when we bought the house there were no eavestroughs. one day a guy knocked on the door and asked if I wanted some. I said yeah and he came the next day and installed them.

when we bought the house there were no eavestroughs. one day a guy knocked on the door and asked if I wanted some. I said yeah and he came the next day and installed them.
- dt99999

My brother has a bunch of polynesian and african masks in his entry way...he loves it when the bible people knock.
- Pie

My friend answered the door nude, he lived in that house for 5 years after that and they never came back.

when we bought the house there were no eavestroughs. one day a guy knocked on the door and asked if I wanted some. I said yeah and he came the next day and installed them.
- dt99999

and you're gonna say you didn't pay him cause it was never discussed

The sign, it's right at eye level, move on to the next house.
- pete26

Such a poop job to have to go door to door. I try to be patient but the obvious deserves some kind of abuse. At the least, it might get them thinking about something more tangible.

My friend answered the door nude, he lived in that house for 5 years after that and they never came back.
- pete26

My friend answered the door nude, he lived in that house for 5 years after that and they never came back.
- pete26

I stood in the doorway wearing only a bathrobe. It was 20 below and snowing and I wasn't letting them leave. As I was no longer attempting to keep the robe tied, they left.

My friend answered the door nude, he lived in that house for 5 years after that and they never came back.
- pete26

I would try that but I have little kids and their buddies are always banging on the door...ya they can't come out to play today kid.

I stood in the doorway wearing only a bathrobe. It was 20 below and snowing and I wasn't letting them leave. As I was no longer attempting to keep the robe tied, they left.
- Ultimate Cyberhabs

naked, at -20, I'm sure they didn't see much.

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Jehovah's
- AdamFrench

ahhh ty, they're so god damn pushy.

naked, at -20, I'm sure they didn't see much.
- Symba007

when we bought the house there were no eavestroughs. one day a guy knocked on the door and asked if I wanted some. I said yeah and he came the next day and installed them.
- dt99999

can't believe you bought a house with no eavetroughs...thats as bad as cooking with a white shirt or something.

Don't answer when people come to your door.

Don't answer when people come to your door.
- mr.peanut

just peek at them through the window.

just peek at them through the window.
- Pie

No, sorry, I don't want to buy your $5 chocolate bar stranger.

just peek at them through the window.
- Pie

Slightly open the blinds. In the nude.

can't believe you bought a house with no eavetroughs...thats as bad as cooking with a white shirt or something.
- Pie

not only an bumhole, a cruel bumhole.

No, sorry, I don't want to buy your $5 chocolate bar stranger.
- mr.peanut

I like the wave your cock at them thing better

and you're gonna say you didn't pay him cause it was never discussed
- Rayven

he did a great job and I paid him in cash within minutes of my inspection.

not only an bumhole, a cruel bumhole.
- dt99999

Honestly I was thinking, Hey Dan's got a new painting shirt.

can't believe you bought a house with no eavetroughs...thats as bad as cooking with a white shirt or something.
- Pie

my house has eavetroughing but it leaks, and I really need to get the garage done

i have no idea what an eavetroughs is

*assumes it is a sexual apparatus of some kind*

Such a poop job to have to go door to door. I try to be patient but the obvious deserves some kind of abuse. At the least, it might get them thinking about something more tangible.
- Pie

But if they can see the sign, why even bother?

I have a new routine for the callers at work.

Caller: Hello I'm calling from so and so, is this pete26?

pete26: Hang on.

a few minutes goes by

pete26: Hello

Caller:Hello I'm calling from so and so, is this pete26?

pete26: Hang on.

repeat...

Had a lady going the other day for close to a half hour before she finally hung up.